10 WAYS TO GET A RICH MAN TO MARRY YOU : HUSBAND 101
To get a husband these days requires a lot of wahala and work. But to be successful, principles have to be followed. And I want to share them with you ,brethren. You have been admitted into the Husband Search University as you are reading this. You have 10 courses to offer this semester and you have to pass. All courses are compulsory. Make we carry go!
1.DRESSING 101
You don’t have to steal or do ashawo work before you dress well. Learn how to mix and match outfits. You have to help yourself. It is not when you wear ultra mini skirt that you look fine or wear ‘mummy dash me’ that you are God fearing and wife material 100 yards. Help yourself and shop for what suits you. You can even hire a personal shopper, yes. Get good shoes. Make sure they are clean. All the fine girls get the fine boys, that is the relationship law of gravity. Wear alariwo shine shine colours. Look sexy. You shouldn’t look like you’re mourning. No man wants to marry a widow. Please.
2.BODY CARE 104
You should pass by a man and smell good and tantalizing. Not like rotten fish or spoilt eba. Buy deodorant and perfume. How much are they selling it? Buy what you can afford. And shave, biko. You have evolved. You are not in the zoo. Get your nails done, well manicured. And brush your teeth well. A smelling and smelly breath sendeth a suitor away.
3. HAIR CARE 105
Invest in a good hair stylist. It will help your ambition. And don’t carry your hair for 9 months. We know it is expensive. But to avoid embarrassment and bad market, change your hair –do frequently. And wash it oh.
4.MAKE-UP 102
Not every man likes loud make-up, especially the ugly ones but makeup is good and has its uses. You can cover all those ugly pimples and spots with correct foundation and powder and conquer your crush with mad lipstick and eyeliner that is so sharp and eyebrows on fleek. You look ravishing, right? Ehen. Invest in good make-up or a good makeup artist. You then attract the man.
5.CATWALK 103
Walking like Mama 80 or a pregnant woman will not help you oh .Rich, handsome bobos want a Sisi and not a Mama. Learn and adjust the way you walk. It can make or mar that toasting. Practice and you can watch Victoria’s Secret Angels. And SMILE always. Stop squeezing your face like chewing gum.
6.GOOD ENGLISH 106
This is very critical. After all the packaging, you can’t construct a simple English sentence! You need deliverance. Honestly. You had better learn simple grammar and elevate. You’ve wondering why those boys ran. Your anointing is error.
7.PHOTOGRAPHY 107
You need to learn how to take awesome ,sexy, gorgeous, clean photos that can attract the bobo. Practice and know the angles that suit you. You can even get a photographer. Yes, it’s that serious .The bobo sees a good picture, falls in love and makes that connection. Isn’t that what you want?
8.COMMON SENSE 108
Some girls are so dumb! And they think it’s cute. It is not. You don’t what who Cristiano Ronaldo is. You don’t know what a blog is. You have never heard of Bella Naija or Linda Ikeji. You are asking a potential husband what a hangover is! You don’t know who Bukola Saraki, Mai Atafo, BM Pro is. But you can chat for hours. Ok. You will marry a billionaire .You had better change. Be UNIQUE.You can’t read anything but you can talk very well. And you eat noisily like a whale. You can’t ‘Behind’ up and stop using swear words. You can say ‘piss’, abi! It is good to be natural. I’ll understand when you’re 40 and single.
9.LOCATION 109
Be at the right place at the right time. It is essential. Your husband won’t come to meet you where you are reading Mills&Boons and Harlequin. Read it all day and sit in your room. Nothing,ehn..will happen. You won’t meet Dangote’s son in your room oh. Which is why you should attend the biggest churches, recreation clubs and owambes. That is where the boys are and that is where they will see you.
10.PRAYER AND CHURCH 201
Pray very well. Fast for 7 days..30 days, it is worth it. To get a perfect, complete caring and faithful husband that you want, you have to pray. Attend church services, on Sundays and for mid-week services. Go for night vigils and prayer meetings. Join a department- choir or ushering. Every man will see you. Add shakara. You’ve found a husband.
So, that is all. You have passed the required courses. You may now proceed to shop in Dubai for your wedding.Thank you.
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Riches don't last forever.

INTROVERT:
Riches don't last forever.

^ no.11
pretend as if u don't care about his wealth.

I guess INTROVERT is smarter than I thought

Nice one

You can't. Graduate if women are courses oh... So so carryovers

Yeye thread

number 9 is d only partially true one...others,pfft aimoye madeup manicured babes wey never see husband