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How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Yeah, so if you didnt know, the north east is having an historic snowstorm( ipledge10 , how your side?) and its wild out here in Maryland, its a freaking blizzard. I had called my babe that she should comeover so we can we be "SAFE" but a state of emergency was declared . Anyways, i just vex like 30mins ago, i enter bathrooom. I lit my roomates blunt in the toilet doing my thing , getting acquainted with maself, smoking my stolen weed. BAM BAM BAM, i am hitting that shiit, BAM, the muthafvcking ash off the blunt falls on my divk and burns that mothefucker . I cant even go to a hospital, the roads are filled with snow. I have been using Ice for the last 1hr now Now, how do i explain that shiit to my woman, "Nigga da fuq you was doing with yo divk, how did it get burned?" . Thankfully its a very small spot PS:Excuse the camera quality but i left my phone in my gym locker 1 Share
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Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by agarawu23(m): 8:47pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Mtcheew 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by nasha1(f): 8:49pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
We know u live in the USA thank you very much. 3 Likes |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
OP, I've never been to the states BUT you have. Okay! Congratulations. 6 Likes |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
nasha1: To be honest, if you dont know, then you must have been living under a rock...so whats so special about living in the STates #InferiorTHINKING 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by nasha1(f): 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
DashMeYansh: inferiorthinking yet u pasted close to 5 pics 2 show us that it's snowing. ur dick,the snow,ur girlfriend what's the correlation? |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
nasha1: Yeah, maybe i went to far with the pics but you have to understand this is an historic BLIZZARD. Its very rare so forgive my excitement. AS for the correlation, Snow couldnt make my gf come over so i jerked off and spilled ash on my divk...You DIG? |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by ipledge10(m): 8:58pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
DashMeYansh:it's made here also...very....I have been sleeping all day....it's expected to be 20 to 22 inches..
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Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
ipledge10: I am so done with winter around 18-24inches here for us, my yeye roomate never buy candles or flashlight, apparently the electricity will be cut off, Shey you dey SAFE with your bae |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by obiorathesubtle: 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
all this snow talk is getting me bored. I'm outta here! |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by obiorathesubtle: 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
all this snow talk is getting me bored. I'm outta here! |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by ipledge10(m): 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
DashMeYansh:I don't think electricity...is gonna be cut off..we experienced this kind of Blizzard last year around this time exactly....am inside safe with my heater |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by AkProsper(m): 9:46pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Call a meeting |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Adasun(m): 10:03pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
*yawning* |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by ocee31(m): 9:17pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
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Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by NemzySeries(m): 10:15pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
yeye post.....aw wud an adult say hiz pr!ckkk got burnt by cigar fire?.....ur pr!ckkk na firewood or candle? |
Re: How Do I Explain To My Gf how i burnt my divk? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Why this dude always creating d.ick threads? Btw, how blunt go take burn d.ick? Perhaps op was wanking while smoking |
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