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Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Smartguy001(m): 2:32pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love Let's tell our own story the rite way Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure. Lovepanky reveals what women love and why. 1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic! 2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different. 3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust. 4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity. 5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris. 6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings. 7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication. 8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions. 9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase. 10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect. Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
pics or i dnt believe it 1 Like |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by playtheblues(f): 2:37pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Naija kids are now good at sex and sex topics only? Y'all better look for ways of being productive like the Chinese, Vietnam, Japanese, Turkish etc. 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Diamonddris(m): 2:37pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
O |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Hero10001: 2:37pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Orisirisi.
Pics jor! |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Mario1989(m): 2:43pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Hmnn. |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:it has been described here now tell me what I wanna know |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by AngryNigerian(m): 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
As in, what were you doing and then started compiling all these...? Nawa ooo, people are really weird oo... Anyway, ladies over to you 1 Like |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Synzu(m): 3:05pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by wtfCode: 3:16pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
i've got a perfect syringe...halleluya |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by mulliga44(m): 3:20pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
playtheblues:yes we are productive like producing foodball team |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:add angry wrestler + the grower and you'll be close to getting what it looks like |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 4:01pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:... okunrin meje ata bo |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:seeing is believing tho But I can guarantee you'll be impressed and wowed |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by leke12(m): 4:17pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
1 and 10 combination! I guess that's why my ex girl friends alwys disturb me even after they her married. Thank God am still a decent Guy |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:I know you will be here. Baba Sikiru Hehehehe. Impressed upon wetin 1 Like |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207: |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
The ladies aint talking! |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:no dey edit that small yansh name put |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
HateU2:that kind d!ck your BF dey wish say him get |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 4:41pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:small yansh HateU2 a picture of your yansh or I believe this |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:yansh wey no even full my hand |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by jonaifame22(m): 4:44pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
#TeamBanana |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 4:51pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:yeeeehhh!!! and your hand no too big but I beg to disagree,HateU2 no allow this guy naw,come and show me the yansh |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:ha! My hand big o. Specially made for a55 spanking She won't show you cuz she knows I'm right |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by cococandy(f): 5:36pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Picture please |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by drss(m): 5:45pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
@op which type u get |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
misspicy:Ask him if he don see d yansh b4 Don't mind him ooo, it's called portable |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207:dat mosquito hand of urs abi No be my yansh. Ur hand go break self |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by misspicy(f): 6:44pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
HateU2:I like portable things,they are easy to carry,am sure jacksparr0w1207 likes them too,he just dey pretend |
Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
HateU2:I know you've got iron yansh so I won't even dare spank |
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