The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

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Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der

pics or i dnt believe it

Naija kids are now good at sex and sex topics only?


Y'all better look for ways of being productive like the Chinese, Vietnam, Japanese, Turkish etc.

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Orisirisi. Pics jor!

Hmnn.

Jacksparr0w1207:

it has been described here
now tell me what I wanna know

As in, what were you doing and then started compiling all these...? Nawa ooo, people are really weird oo...

Anyway, ladies over to you

i've got a perfect syringe...halleluya

playtheblues:
Naija kids are now good at sex and sex topics only?


Y'all better look for ways of being productive like the Chinese, Vietnam, Japanese, Turkish etc.

yes we are productive like producing foodball team

misspicy:

it has been described here

now tell me what I wanna know

add angry wrestler + the grower and you'll be close to getting what it looks like

Jacksparr0w1207:
add angry wrestler + the grower and you'll be close to getting what it looks like

...

okunrin meje ata bo

misspicy:

...

okunrin meje ata bo

seeing is believing tho

But I can guarantee you'll be impressed and wowed

1 and 10 combination! I guess that's why my ex girl friends alwys disturb me even after they her married. Thank God am still a decent Guy

Jacksparr0w1207:
seeing is believing tho

But I can guarantee you'll be impressed and wowed

I know you will be here. Baba Sikiru
Hehehehe.
Impressed upon wetin

Jacksparr0w1207:
seeing is believing tho

But I can guarantee HateU2 ll be impressed and wowed

The ladies aint talking!

misspicy:

no dey edit that small yansh name put

HateU2:
I know you will be here. Baba Sikiru
Hehehehe.
Impressed upon wetin

that kind d!ck your BF dey wish say him get

Jacksparr0w1207:
no dey edit that small yansh name put

small yansh



HateU2 a picture of your yansh or I believe this

misspicy:

small yansh



HateU2 a picture of your yansh or I believe this

yansh wey no even full my hand

#TeamBanana

Jacksparr0w1207:
yansh wey no even full my hand

yeeeehhh!!!

and your hand no too big

but I beg to disagree,HateU2 no allow this guy naw,come and show me the yansh

misspicy:

yeeeehhh!!!

and your hand no too big

but I beg to disagree,HateU2 no allow this guy naw,come and show me the yansh

ha! My hand big o. Specially made for a55 spanking


She won't show you cuz she knows I'm right

Picture please

@op which type u get

misspicy:

small yansh



HateU2 a picture of your yansh or I believe this

Ask him if he don see d yansh b4
Don't mind him ooo, it's called portable

Jacksparr0w1207:
yansh wey no even full my hand

dat mosquito hand of urs abi
No be my yansh. Ur hand go break self

HateU2:
Ask him if he don see d yansh b4
Don't mind him ooo, it's called portable

I like portable things,they are easy to carry,am sure jacksparr0w1207 likes them too,he just dey pretend

HateU2:
dat mosquito hand of urs abi
No be my yansh. Ur hand go break self

I know you've got iron yansh so I won't even dare spank