masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

Creativity at its peak!
I looooove it

oh, u have been a leicester city fan all this while,i knew it from the way u where laughin ystday, as a mancity fan i.t is o...ver!!

Ways of breaking up with your lover before February 14 _________ 1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!! _ 2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! _ 3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! _ 4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! _ 5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! _ 6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?... its over!!!! _ 7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your, bags. its over!

njiasi30:

Hahahaha I don laugh tire fall 4 ground o.. I don 4get say I dey vex b4 .thanks, u don brighting my mood.

For spelling brighten wrong it's overr!!!!!

jornie:
guy: baby I'm hungry..
girl: Ohhh sorry dear, wud eat rice and plantain?
guy: yesss ..Tf I'm hungry
girl : *brings the food *
guy: *after taking like five spoons* Did u add salt to this rice or you added rice to the salt?
girl: * speechless*
guy: its over *eats the remaining plantain*

Bro I swear u dey crazee

ADENIKETINA2015:

Creativity at its peak! I looooove it

LOL. Tanx dear

Lools....Enof excuses for the cheap ones

babe, ar u the one in that picss?...lol

vickylala239:


The issue is not the xcuse or guys is the girls that usually cause all the shitt for excuses...

How can a girl date a guy and Hv dis believe that is all abt guys giving.... if u are in a good relationship u as a girl u cn sponsor ur guy.... u cn proof to him that Wat a man can do we can do better....


U take ur man out all bills on ur head depending on ur pocket,he cn also tke u out..

U cn get gift for him, some thing very good. Some girls are naturally stingy,u cnt buy for him n u xpect him to pick ur calls on VAL...


We girls Hv to change our concept and mindset... it is very simple to take a guy out and buy one or two things for him..whether he will marry or Nt..

U will see we girls say I need a rich guy,cnt u wrk?.Wat do u Hv dat u need a rich guy...2mr now wen u gt d rich guy...you will b the 1st to shout heart break...

It is Nt a mst Dat u mst b rich to buy for him,if u Dnt Hv money he will knw u cnt hide Dat..if he is Nt having too u will knw....stop telling him to buy dorobuchi by baddest...wen u knw he is not having.....


To b frank relationship culd Hv bin a nic thing if we tke who Eva we are dating as brother not maga.... so because of our xcessive demand from guys..guys will now say u mst hv sex.....

Wen I was in skool if u Dnt beg Ppl for things,u will notice Ppl will hardly ask u for a pin.... this is exactly Wat is happening to we girls, we ask alot and Neva say no,Xpecially wen he said is free....

Crazy excuses

I saw this one somewhere, lemme share.... I call you Darling, and you called me honey. Indirectly you are calling my mother a bee. No respect for in-laws, pack your bags. ITS OVER.

All I wish is that pastor should announce 3 days fasting frm Friday to sunday..then after service,, we go out for 2 by 2 evangelism,..then house fellowship by 5pm.. So tayad..So spent for the Lord

me: so u don't trust me with ur life?
she: how do u mean?
me: you put on seat bet in my car. its over.


me:its over between us.
she:why? what happened?
me: the instruction on the noddle pack is cook within 10min but u cooked for 15mins. its over. I no do again.

hey! What are u doin in the toilet? IT OVER

You don't know my waist size,upon the night we spend together!..ya FIRED!...its OVER!

I can't jux stop laughing. Fry 1 egg n u fried two is ova

I said u shld wear g-string n u are wearing bongu pant for me?

Its over......

[quote author=LadyVerah post=42592463]SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Why didn't u laf at my jokes. Its over

danidee10:


For spelling brighten wrong it's overr!!!!!

Thanks dear,na u make me laugh tire so tey i know check weda d spelling dey correct.
4 correcting me, it's over!!!!

evesogodo:
I am talking, You are breathing, Its Over!

Lol abeg u wan make she die

Yeah!!! Over by force

E383:


Lol. It will be over by the time his number is not going through by 7am Feb 14.

Lmfao

Lero15:


For quoting me on nairaland, thereby exposing our secret love to the whole world........


IT'S OVER!!!!!!!

Lero15:

For spelling "lailai" wrongly....
IT'S FINALLY OVER!

Lero15:

For spelling "lailai" wrongly....
IT'S FINALLY OVER!

LadyVerah:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

Baby I'm having chest pain today

;DI can't date someone that's older than me..ITS OVER

I can't date someone that's older than me..ITS OVER

I'll make sure I behave myself dis tym ooh, I can't afford to miss d val package from my boo

Girl : Hello baby
Boy : What's up?
Girl : Baby, I just want to tell you that you are so sweet. In fact you are sweeter than sugar and honey.
Boy : I am so sweet ? Are you trying to tell me that I am diabetics ?

ITS OVER BETWEEN US IN THIS WORLD AND IN HEAVEN

yaqq:
boy: babe take this. two egg, fry one n cook one!
Girl: boo am tru
boy: hey this is not d one I asked u fry, u went n fry d one u were suppose 2 cook! it's Over btw us

So hilarious

yeyedeysmell:
I can't date someone that's older than me..ITS OVER

Don't worry, we are age mates.

boo..bae on 14th we gonna hav alot of s*x nd dnt worry abt money..i will give u plenty..
bae..what do u take me 4 (prostitute?)..inFact ...ITS OVER...
NLDERS GIRLS CAN AS WELL END D RLSHIP..WHO AGREES WITH ME?

amicable09:

Hahahaha. Just like that!? Wait, we shall review this decision of yours first. Because for months you have kept me awake with your jokes that I didn't really find funny but I laughed my lungs out!

For months, I stayed up late to listen to your tales after a long day!

For months, I cancelled plans because of you!
I can go on and on. Therefore, I ask for one more week so we can break up in grand style *winks... Lol.

grand style....I don't like grand style its always emotional for 1 side of d party, besides I always spend hours compiling those jokes, so d least u could was laugh to encourage me
this is another one of those tales that usually doesn't hv any meaning.....bt I know ull enjoy it
if its 1 week u say.....ok let's see how it goes

boy: why did u put salt in my food when u know that am an albino, it's over