The nigerian versions are better than their oyibo equivalents.

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Also the word Trafficate does not exist. the right thing to say is indicate...naija tins

Lolz

tjfulloption:
I was OPPORTUNED to be a 30 minutes boss over our driver when We were driving home from the bank where our boss sent us on errand to deposit some Moines in his bank account. Go- slow slow I said to him as I spot this beautiful lady walking by. I'm on my way to a friend's WAKE-KEEPING of her late dad she replied when asked where she was going. As a fast guy I brought out my blackberry porch SCREENTOUCH PHONE I bought on INSTALMENTALLY term from a friend to collect her mobile number. SHARP-SHARP we drop her at the venue as I told her I will give her a call. Bros! You are very CUNNY O, you are claiming to be the car over abi? I go tell Oga. the driver JOKENLY tells me. This babe ASWEAR na me go DISVIRGIN HER.

meaningless !

Funny but true

Cunny is pidgin not english as in "Cunny man die Cunny man bury am".. check warri dictionary.. tank me later

Beyonce created the word bootilicious and it was added to the dictionary. I dont see anything wrong with Nigeria creating our own words rather lets push them forward to be included in the dictionary atleast, if not all the words.

You hia

You forgot to add MOTORABLE that is the road is motorable meaning that the road is in good condition.

Very insightful


OP, you forgot to add kitty-cat


But wait oooo ! How come we don't speak these kind of gibberish here in Ekiti?

Sparkle777:
Another word we use dat simply dnt exist is PLUMPY. It should just be PLUMP.

Also the word Trafficate does not exist. the right thing to say is indicate...naija tins

Thanks for the info.

Lol so true.

Here in Naija you can hear anything

Retainsership

Every day, new words and meaning are minted into vocabulary. We could as well incorporated all these words with meaning into dictionary. If you look at those words critically, they are apt to its meaning.

Go Slow: Vehicle and human traffic are slowed down in traffic bottleneck.

Dis-virgin: From the word 'Virgin'. If you are not a virgin, of course you have been disvirgined. If you are not a man, you are a woman.

Honestly1:
Which rat would u kill first? Please be sincere........ You have just come back from work to see 6 rats • The 1st rat was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a degree Certificate. • The 2nd rat was eating your ATM card. • The 3rd rat was eating your Marriage Certificate. • The 4th rat was eating your land and house ownership documents. • The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project. • The 6th rat was eating your Bible. Which one would you kill first?

tight corner nai you put me so oooooo.......!!!!! haba those rats must be very wicked, na only precious things them see to chew on?

gotten is not also in the dictionary

over sabi don kill dis op

tjfulloption:
I was OPPORTUNED to be a 30 minutes boss over our driver when We were driving home from the bank where our boss sent us on errand to deposit some Moines in his bank account. Go- slow slow I said to him as I spot this beautiful lady walking by. I'm on my way to a friend's WAKE-KEEPING of her late dad she replied when asked where she was going. As a fast guy I brought out my blackberry porch SCREENTOUCH PHONE I bought on INSTALMENTALLY term from a friend to collect her mobile number. SHARP-SHARP we drop her at the venue as I told her I will give her a call. Bros! You are very CUNNY O, you are claiming to be the car over abi? I go tell Oga. the driver JOKENLY tells me. This babe ASWEAR na me go DISVIRGIN HER.

Senseless

recently i heard some children speaking "clap her" instead of d normal " clap for her" dat i no, i asked someone and d person confirms it dat its true, so oga pls is dat d new way of saying " clap for her?

op my dictionary has the word 'disvirgin' in it..so? maybe you need to update your vocabulary. a few years ago there were no words like 'vuvuzela' 'chillax' in the dictionary, but there are now.

tjfulloption:
I was OPPORTUNED to be a 30 minutes boss over our driver when We were driving home from the bank where our boss sent us on errand to deposit some Moines in his bank account. Go- slow slow I said to him as I spot this beautiful lady walking by. I'm on my way to a friend's WAKE-KEEPING of her late dad she replied when asked where she was going. As a fast guy I brought out my blackberry porch SCREENTOUCH PHONE I bought on INSTALMENTALLY term from a friend to collect her mobile number. SHARP-SHARP we drop her at the venue as I told her I will give her a call. Bros! You are very CUNNY O, you are claiming to be the car over abi? I go tell Oga. the driver JOKENLY tells me. This babe ASWEAR na me go DISVIRGIN HER.

You'll make a good writer

Lol..... Dis flowered words

mrlaw93:
This topic will neva cease to make frontpage on nairaland. smh

modified: This words not in the dictionary doesn't mean they are not correct. If oyinbo man add DISVIRGIN to oxford dictionary tomorrow. OP will never argue.

you deserve a medal.

I was OPPORTUNED to attend the WAKE-KEEPING of a CUNNY that bought a SCREENTOUCH PHONE for his daughter that I DISVIRGIN tho there was GO-SLOW on my way there to collect my money which he had promise to be paying INSTALMETALLY. GBAM

TheMascot:
Who says they don't?. . because the whites don't use it Abi.. we can't change it.. Let them add it to the dictionary.. If you are support say I.. Against.. The lagoon is open

Gbam.

UrbanMystique:
Disvirgin should be added to dictionary. I mean mainstream dictionaries like oxford or Webster.

Though, not only Nigerians use disvirgin. it's even in some online dictionary.

It sounds more meaningful than disflowered .. Which flower she carry wey you dey dis .. Mtchewww

I totally agree with u Disvirgin makes more meaning than disflower. Abi flower dey there wey dem dey Dis-flower.. Disvigin is what I wud keep on saying self explanatory! Shikena

It is a joke. It is n0ot possible. Wake up.

papa still yet

@Brighteye, "...which don't exist" or "...which doesn't exist"? please, I'm a learner.