I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated several ladies but my experiences with these ones will stick to my memory till I die.
They are:




1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid, it was through "mtn share & sell.' Whenever I'm in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...




2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forget .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she was the next thing that came to my mind..





3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"




4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..




5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better.



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WHICH ONE YOU CON MARRY NOW?

You must be an exceptionally fine boy o,for u to av all these in ur cabinet...Hp no b super story u dey tell us?

Under a female moniker..smh