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Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 2:31pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz: She's sensual alright.. And quite icy too, its not a facade oo 2 Likes |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 2:33pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
postmann: Are you related to Leslie?? The famous pusssy poacher!! ? 2 Likes |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 2:52pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression. |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 2:57pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:Not really. A 16th cousin |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:12pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz: Another Matador move to pin her down! |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 3:22pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
DarthSidious:I'm the OP so I don't give a fvck about being or not being in the list. You are a knucklehead and a self-doubting, paranoiac scallywag suffering from delusions of persecution!!! Why strain to change your writing style to misdirect us? Who asked for your opinion if you were banned? Nairaland's bemedalled _idiot, compulsive liar and frustrated dummy who could only secure Fine Art as a course due to your low JAMB score!!! How many months were you banned ? A month? What's your main moniker? Intellectually insecure destitute. You are the darkenedbaboon who is a poison to nairaland. Mythical half caste with a royal father and yet you're blacker than a burnt tyre with physical features of a Yankari anthropoid. Your account is of last year so it's not new. It is just one of your dozens of monikers you employed to give yourself 'likes' and woo your own self by posing as a girl because you're physically diminutive. You're an e-fraud. Darkenedbaboon, the disgraced, self loathing, imposter who steals rap lines to cheat contenders, who beg girls for money in NL and threaten to blackmail them if they don't cooperate. Who claims his father is Gbadebo and his mother is white. A failed soul whose life quest is to be a rapper. Below is a screenshot of your usual style of writing with this moniker. It is similar with your main moniker, your obvious attempt to write in 'U' and 'ur' is to deceive us. Take a look at your screenshot and see that you usually write in full. You don't do abbreviations with pronouns. Olodo. Why don't you try suicide kidult, it just might be the only thing you'll succeed in. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
DarthSidious: ATTORNEY FOR THE PROSECUTING TEAM: Did you notice the fingerprints match? Exactly one and the same person he denies. They both claim they don't have time but keep showing up. And the writing, same lame and mechanically forced. JUDGE VERDICT : With all the evidence at my disposal, I sentence you for interference in human activities, and trying to remedy your butchered "darkened" personality in a GHOSTLY form. Guilty as charged! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 3:49pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:He is my neighbour and church member. |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Creamish(f): 4:06pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu: LMAO... Lezz d Lyricist! |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 4:24pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Creamish:But your beauty gives wind to my imagination and my fingers take flight in carrying your name to the heavens. How is your preparedness, lady of grace? |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Creamish(f): 4:27pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz: Ready ... Set and waiting for the GO.. |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 4:39pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Creamish:Tomorrow then, I'll pick you up by 9:30 pm. Can't wait to look into those eyes up close. |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 5:54pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:I concur |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 5:57pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Creamish: |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 5:59pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz: Cc: Ishilove 3 Likes |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
postmann: |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:Everywhere just dry lol including me .... Well been out and about lately the sun has been out tho its still cold so when that happens i try get some vitamin D How u been ... This place too dry sef |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
TheSonOfMark: I dont believe it Tell me your lieing ... Thought his hlf ukranine all his pics he had blond hair looked cool this pic here dont even look like his seen airport .. Tell me its a joke .. Chai soo the guy lied like this .. Though everything he ssid those days was 100% true yanno ... Hmmmm mehn i still cant blive this is him ... |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
U lot joking right ....that cant b him mehn ... |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 6:08pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
BumBae: Been home all day! Took a leave to write exams so m just reading nd chilling 1 Like |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz:Lol lezz is back Its like K Michelle google her lol ( i wish) |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:11pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu: Seen my nicca .. Same just chilling too .. So u guys aint doing nothing tomorrow ... Going out ? I know u don treat urself already hehehe but erm any special *cough* lady gunna b lucky tomorrow ? 2 Likes |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
BumBae: 2morrow? Yea I already got myself a gift Yea someone might be lucky...... I'm showing her the black mamba! |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu: See as the ground just shake @ bolded 1 Like |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
BumBae:The bed will shake instead |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:I feel u Me cant handle no mamba oh . .. Lezz own is enough for me |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Synzu(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
BumBae:Lez? You like pencil dyck? 1 Like |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by Nobody: 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:Is it a pencil Lezz so u lied to me He said it will be a perfect fit .. Dont ask me how lol he said so |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 6:36pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
BumBae:Back with a mission . Have you rescinded your divorce proceedings? |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by FTBOY: 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lezz:busted! hahahaha! you just reminded me of anangboy. that dude has the knack for unveiling wolves hiding under sheep clothing. i recall how he tactically sniffed out the "julius beggar" in misspicy and one other old scammer in my thread 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Synzu:loooolz. BumBae:It is a pencil dick alright in its flaccid form. But if your butty is true to legend, then it will swell gently inside of you, feeling you up in width and length. There's no room inside you it can't enter and fill up, airtight. Its pulsation and throbing will viberate all the corridors and balcony of your bungalow, you'll have to make me a permanent resident. 30 minutes after I'm through with you, your bungalow will need open windows to let out the heat and steam as you feel my fluid settling down deep inside your core. |
Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by lezz(m): 6:57pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
FTBOY:The fool thinks he's dealing with kids his age. He doesn't even have the mental muscle to pull stunts. |
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