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What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by SeedofAfrica(m): 11:48am On Feb 13, 2016 |
Hilarious BB chat between a father and his daughter What would you do if you were in their shoes DAD AND DAUGHTER MET ON BBM CHAT....... Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl! Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’ delicious, live in Maryland and you? Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too. Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Are youserious? Same age as my dad. Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife? Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bed room with her friend doing home work. Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls? Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ with fresh boobs n’ booty Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and driving expensive cars. Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more. Sweetgirl:::: I think we should meet because you are in Maryland and I am also here. Charmer:::: That would be nice, wheredo Ipick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl? Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible. Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework, I don’t want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me. Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me. Charmer:::: Hey! You said your friend’s name is Lucy? Sweetgirl:::: Yes. Charmer:::: Exactly where in Maryland do you stay? Sweetgirl:::: Maryland Estate, House number 5 and you? Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!!!! If you were this girl, what would you do...................? If you were her dad, what would you do...................? Ur candid funny opinion will make it more fun |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by mekd: 11:51am On Feb 13, 2016 |
Lol.... |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Tpave(m): 11:54am On Feb 13, 2016 |
They're both guilty |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 13, 2016 |
AwKward!....Won't say jack I'll just forget it....it would be pretty embarrassing to say anything... Ts highly unlikely I would fiNd myself in such situation tho...Too much ego won't let me |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by obiorathesubtle: 11:55am On Feb 13, 2016 |
I remember a popular comedian back in the days in calabar, precisely 1992, his name was ''Etim the funny''.. He told this joke and we all laughed in -1992-.. That was 24years ago.. Believe me.. This isn't a joke anymore.. I don't even know what to call it.. Maybe an essay.. 2 Likes |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Cornerstone001: 12:47pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
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Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Cornerstone001: 12:49pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
SeedofAfrica: |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by vault(m): 1:02pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lmao...... can't ever look at themselves the same way again |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by naijaboiy: 1:17pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:There was BBM 24 years ago? |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by obiorathesubtle: 1:24pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
naijaboiy:not exactly.. Etim was futuristic, so he had the BBM concept in his head long before blackberry stole the idea.. Wtf are you trying to do man |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Cornerstone001: 1:39pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: Wow! what a funny dude you are I know everyone will wonder your kind of imagination |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by obiorathesubtle: 1:44pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Cornerstone001: What imagination?? |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Medunah: 1:57pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:Rotfl , this really cracked me up |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by obiorathesubtle: 2:02pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Medunah:your Dp is definitely 1hunnid! |
Re: What Will You Do If You Were The Father Or The Daughter? by Adonis3: 2:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
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