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Letter From A Boyfriend To His Girlfriend by IamJose(m): 10:54pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Dear: Girlfriend!!.. I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Hot For You. It's Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum Fast,Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being A Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came! That Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last! But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!DON'T EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins... If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me...I'll Do Something About It...Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever! If They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You, Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your Boyfriend, Not an ATM” #*Peace $ love* |
Re: Letter From A Boyfriend To His Girlfriend by missingrib(f): 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
na fight!!!!! |
Re: Letter From A Boyfriend To His Girlfriend by ojoisaiah44: 11:27pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Another Yaba left run-away. ;DAnother Yaba left run-away. kindder cool though |
Re: Letter From A Boyfriend To His Girlfriend by IamJose(m): 12:20am On Feb 14, 2016 |
missingrib:No b fight .. Na fact |
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