fitzmayowa:
Lai Mohammed trying to justify the fraud discovered in the budget right? So because the budget is not more than the total amount, the senate should go ahead and pass it, with all the fraud embedded in it

This lai Mohammed guy is an irredeemable shameless old man who should never be in government...SMH

doctokwus:
Then why was the DG budget office sacked and why will other heads in that office soon be booted out?
Unless Lai muhammed was misquoted,this is another statement from a govt official that is uncalled for,insensitive,incorrect and annoying.
This is no time for anyone to add to the anger already generated by a budget that has been universally condemned and acknowledged to have been padded.
Acknowledging same wud have even built up Lai's reputation,instead he is calling his integrity into question.

naijaboy756:
This pathological liar is someone's father... Eiya!!! What a misfortune!

OLADD:
I try not to judge my fellow human beings but nobody can convince me that Lai Mohammed would not make hell ahead of Lucifer. His mastery of deceits far outweighs Satan's exploit in the Garden of Eden.

Obiagelli:
Never trust anything from vanguard newspaper

OLADD:
I try not to judge my fellow human beings but nobody can convince me that Lai Mohammed would not make hell ahead of Lucifer. His mastery of deceits far outweighs Satan's exploit in the Garden of Eden.

Gboliwe:


Madam, Premium times APC's mouthpiece carried it too.

@topic: This man is just shameless. So the budget must be >6tr for it to be padded? This is the best these change chanters can give? SMH

Obiagelli:


If that is the case, the lai is truly shameless. I have read vanguard apologize for wrong information 3 times this year alone, i don't trust them.

rapistbuhari:


Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/2016-budget-does-not-exceed-n6-08-trln-minister/

Kenai:
Chei. Confusion in the tower of babel.

Act 1

PMB: I present to you, dear senate, the budget of change. With our 6.08 trillion naira budget, we are prepared to take our country to greater heights. As you may see, this is Zero budgeting, with no interference from Otuoke man's kwarrapt team. I worked with perm secs for 4 months before appointing a cabinet, because perm secs are the important ones.

Gbajabiamila: This is the best budget of all time!

Omenka: Buhari will take us to El Dorado! Shame on IPOB youths.

Ngene: I'm so proud of Mr. President! This is a corruption free budget.

Beremx: At last, change has come!

TheShadyExpress: Hmmm... Something doesn't seem right.

Ngene: Sharrap! IPOB Youth!!!


Act 2:

BudgIT: This budget is fraught with fraud!!!

Omenka: BudgIT is an IPOB propaganda mouthpiece, people. Don't be fooled! The "IT" stands for "Ifeanyi Tochukwu"!

Caseless: Good observation, Omenka! IPOB Youths are full of hate!

BeremX: iStandWithBuhari!

PremiumTimes: This budget is inflated!

Omenka: IPOB Youths have hacked PremiumTimes.

Caseless: Damn you IPOB Youths!

PunchNG: This budget allocated more for information than agriculture, but claims it wants to diversify our economy.

Omenka: Nnamdi Kanu, is that you? How were you able to sneak that phone past the prison guards and into your cell?

Ngene: IPOB has hacked PunchNG.

Vanguard: Fayemi budgeted 790million for a website.

StOla: It's very understandable. Web protection costs a lot these days.

PapaBrowne: Are you fucccking kidding me?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB!

TonyeBarcanista: I rushed in immediately I heard someone say "protection". Anything for me?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 3:

SenateNGR: The budget is missing!

StOla: Phew! I support Buhari on this! Many items in that budget were simply inflated.

Omenka: Good call, Buhari. Now, correct those figures.

Caseless: Finally, Baba can correct those inflated figures.

SenateNGR: The budget has now been found, but it appears to have been tampered with. Figures haven't been reduced per se, but just interchanged.

Omenka: Cool. I like them like this.

Caseless: Me too! I like them this way. It's good he didn't correct it.

Ngene: Baba, you are the best.

StOla: Uh, yeah, totally. It's good he didn't change it afterall. Baba knows best.

TonyeBarcanista: Is protection still there?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 4:

SenateNGR: The figures are inconsistent. Let's observe a break.

Caseless: Saraki is Kwarrapt.

Liar Mohammed: This is not my budget. I didn't write it.

Isaac Adewole: I will present my budget.

PMB: Rats padded the budget.

StOla: This is all GEJ's fault somehow.

Arresa: The perm secs are corrupt and under the employ of the Otuoke man.

Onatisi: You mean the same perm secs PMB preferred to work with for months?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB Youth!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

Act 5:

Liar Mohammed: The budget wasn't padded but I know this is GEJ's fault somehow.

StOla: I knew it!

Liar Mohammed: Well, in the mean time, let's cover up our incompetence by trending the Ekiti state election results that happened since 2014.

Caseless: Thanks Baba!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

Obiagelli:
Never trust anything from vanguard newspaper

francizy:


Mehn! This is damn hilarious!!!
See one of them bellow:




Firefire, anonimi, severussnape, dearpreye, Kaboninc, mzpecs, MizMyColi (even tho you left politics, you still need to come see this), Kingtom, modath, Whynotthetruth, ozoigbondu, peppyluv02, ellechrystal, Sunnybobo3, emekamex, nortcentrallord, ecoterrorism, chukwudi44, repogirl, rose2014, etc. Y'all need to see this...

cckris:
Alhaji Liar Mohammed ADMITTED before the Senate that many items in the Budget of his Ministry were more than what he sent to the Budget Office. Or is this also one of his LIES. Other Ministers also admitted same. What is he saying again.

repogirl:
no mind them, na until no money to settle them for their pay per post, na dat time dia eye go open and you go see how all of them go renounce their Oga.

renegademinds:
can we chat on whatsapp,I have a couple of questions to ask pls

repogirl:
owkay..... I'll reply your PM.

renegademinds:
didn't get ur reply..