#naijapolice: the only set of force in the world that arrests you for having tattoo on your body and you're termed a cultist and you have to bail yourself with 200k or else you're going to jail without court trial. Ask ONDOSTATE RESIDENTS.#ZION SACS

Naija police be like your car no get A/C?you wan kill yourself with heat?, u wan comit suiside abi.Oga Park well

From the bottom of my heart i hereby curse the nigerian police dat whosoever say dey will prosper shall die b4 dem,there unborn generations shall suffer more dan d hell people oh i pray oh lord d sufferness dey inflicted upon me shall stick more dan one million times they will suffer in jesus name i pray amen.thank u lord.

bestower:
From the bottom of my heart i hereby curse the nigerian police dat whosoever say dey will prosper shall die b4 dem,there unborn generations shall suffer more dan d hell people oh i pray oh lord d sufferness dey inflicted upon me shall stick more dan one million times they will suffer in jesus name i pray amen.thank u lord.

Ebi like sey this pple do you shege

clerkent:
Naija police be
like your car no get A/C?you
wan kill yourself with heat?, u
wan comit suiside
abi.Oga Park well

guy u funny!(lol) nevertheless, people complain about the police everywhere in the world. Despite the activities of a few, I appreciate their presence in society. "IF YOU SAY THE POLICE IS BAD TRY A TUG"

The entertainment no be here. Very funny posts

Tbagwell1:

Trust me I can

Ok noted.

bestower:
From the bottom of my heart i hereby curse the nigerian police dat whosoever say dey will prosper shall die b4 dem,there unborn generations shall suffer more dan d hell people oh i pray oh lord d sufferness dey inflicted upon me shall stick more dan one million times they will suffer in jesus name i pray amen.thank u lord.

Back to sender!

bestower:
From the bottom of my heart i hereby curse the nigerian police dat whosoever say dey will prosper shall die b4 dem,there unborn generations shall suffer more dan d hell people oh i pray oh lord d sufferness dey inflicted upon me shall stick more dan one million times they will suffer in jesus name i pray amen.thank u lord.

God doesn't answer such prayer. Bless ur enemies n pray for Dem who despitefully use u. U no dey read bible?

I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop.

I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me.

Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties.

Police: Who are you?
Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you?
Police: what do you do?
Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you?
Police: what are you writing
Me: anything.... just anything and everything
Police: What is in your pocket?
Me: My phone
Police: are you a press?
Me: No
Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press?

He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press.

Elosky20:
how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

When speech is no longer free on nairaland

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dlashondra:
Was arrested yesterday for driving Tru one way(no sign post) drove 5 mins and was shown a sign post, my tires was deflated and keys seized. Was released after I give d police man 10k.he even threaten to seize my car.

I guess it's around Airforce base. I was caught too. Very wicked guys.

PietraK:
I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop.

I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me.

Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties.

Police: Who are you?
Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you?
Police: what do you do?
Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you?
Police: what are you writing
Me: anything.... just anything and everything
Police: What is in your pocket?
Me: My phone
Police: are you a press?
Me: No
Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press?

He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press.

Lool! Please tell me you are joking

SUPOL:

Back to sender!

I can't laugh

Askari twaley baba. All correct sir

When I say I. wanna join the police they say it's corrupted Okay then if the presumed good people do not join the force who will fix it God pleas help my intentions

Naijapolice should thank God guns are not used in Nigeria like they are in US. If they were people will open fire on them!!!!

PietraK:
I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop.

I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me.

Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties.

Police: Who are you?
Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you?
Police: what do you do?
Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you?
Police: what are you writing
Me: anything.... just anything and everything
Police: What is in your pocket?
Me: My phone
Police: are you a press?
Me: No
Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press?

He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press.

Uneducated policeman!!!!

There is practically no one who hasn't had a case with Nigeria police. I've had a few bitter ones. I remember then when my bro was asked to join the police force.. he refused

Spanner4:
But still think of How d country will be Without the Police? No body to enforce d law on lawbreakers

Still apreciate wat Nigeria Police Do no matter wat

Carve a section from the army, especially learned ones and make them police. Scrap out this worthless maggots who you call police, just like how it's done in Senegal and some other nations like Gabon, you'd have a better police.
If I were president, you know what I'd do? I will stop everything police and probe them the fùck all! I'd even demand for thier weapons, if they cannot produce it, I take it they hid it for the sake of robbery later on, I would hang them.

I hate these idiots, they don't know what they doing.

The mods on nairaland are bias and hv been compromised.

quote author=Elosky20 post=43129917]how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.[/quote]

Police stopped me on bike and said I am a suspect after finding two phones me when I asked what crime I was suspected for all they kept saying was you are a suspect till they carried me to station. I was confused and scared when we got to station and they started asking me where are the dollars and pounds . at this point i started begging them to take the 1,500 they found on me that i have never seen dollars or pound before . They finally took the money but after serious begging.

So shall it be.Amen Nigeria police n their generation will never know peace good thing will forever cease in their life[Qquote author=SUPOL post=43137133]
Back to sender![/quote]

yemmy009:
So shall it be.Amen Nigeria police n their generation will never know peace good thing will forever cease in their life[Qquote author=SUPOL post=43137133]
Back to sender!

I send it back 2u n ur family IN JESUS NAME!
AMEN.

SUPOL:

I send it back 2u n ur family IN JESUS NAME!
AMEN.

U are there saying back to sender when God has already answer my prayer for a very long time.

yemmy009:
U are there saying back to sender when God has already answer my prayer for a very long time.

Lolz God no dey answer dat kain prayer. Direct it to d person instead.

gimakon:


Carve a section from the army, especially learned ones and make them police. Scrap out this worthless maggots who you call police, just like how it's done in Senegal and some other nations like Gabon, you'd have a better police.
If I were president, you know what I'd do? I will stop everything police and probe them the fùck all! I'd even demand for thier weapons, if they cannot produce it, I take it they hid it for the sake of robbery later on, I would hang them.

I hate these idiots, they don't know what they doing.

Bro take am easy na

I understand your point but in every country there is always a police force but here in Nigeria it is because of some corrupt elements that is destroying the reputation of d police here

Without police no one can sleep in this country. Copy that.

Spanner4:




Bro take am easy na

I understand your point but in every country there is always a police force but here in Nigeria it is because of some corrupt elements that is destroying the reputation of d police here

You ain't seen nothing yet.

gimakon:

You ain't seen nothing yet.

I don see am oooooo

gimakon:

You ain't seen nothing yet.

I don see am oooooo