Nigeria is the only country i know where a common corporal(a beginner in PF) own 2/3 houses while their peers in teaching service are living in rented room and parlour!! You can imagine how rich the DPOs and ASPs would be. No coincidence many of d DPOs have 3/4 wives. They can only afford it through daily extortions.

#naijapolice

dlashondra:
Was arrested yesterday for driving Tru one way(no sign post) drove 5 mins and was shown a sign post, my tires was deflated and keys seized. Was released after I give d police man 10k.he even threaten to seize my car.

Hmmmmmm I smell lies in ur stories.

Driving for nt sighting a sigh post ? Hmmmmmm sis try harder nxt tyme !!!

Most of them die terrible death and untimely one cos the curse they receive on daily basis is second to none a=and still they will never desist from their evil ways...

They are the ones giving armed robber rifle to rob innocent people...

They are the ones you will see in marijuana joint collecting percent and smoking hemp.

They are the ones that will drop bullet in your car just to make yourlife miserable.

They are the ones that will ask you for receipt of your life and living certificate.

They are the ones that will tell you we are your friend and the moment you stop into their station,you can never leave the place with joy in your heart even as the one reporting a crime.

They are just the worst set ot people in Nigeria and one of the mojor problems we face as a nation..

They are very useless people...i mean very useless people...

Seangy4konji....... tnx a lot for ur comment.
Uv said it all ....
Dat force needs total overhauling and ........ deliverance

PietraK:
I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop.

I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me.

Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties.

Police: Who are you?
Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you?
Police: what do you do?
Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you?
Police: what are you writing
Me: anything.... just anything and everything
Police: What is in your pocket?
Me: My phone
Police: are you a press?
Me: No
Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press?

He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press.

you are kidding. right? this is the most ridiculous I have heard so far.

pheyikemi:

LOLZ

josephmbonu:
Without police no one can sleep in this country. Copy that.

correct bro,nd with them we cant sleep well copy that too..

palladin:
Man goes to report the case of his stolen vehicle and he was told to buy 500# recharge card so that they can inform the police in the field.


Police confiscates two rams fighting on the ground that they are constituting public nuisance.


Corporal arrests driver for traffic offenses and the DPO takes over. Dpo asks driver to pay 5k. Corporal sneaks behind and lobbies with the driver to pay 4k instead. Corporal then pleads on behalf of the driver with the dpo that the driver can only afford 2k. Meanwhile he had pocketed the remaining 2k. Cirporal duping dpo.


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Sharp n smart corporal

Ioannes:


you are kidding. right? this is the most ridiculous I have heard so far.

It happened oo

PietraK:


It happened oo

if it was me, I would have slapped him before remembering that he is a policeman.

Cyojunior:


Hmmmmmm I smell lies in ur stories.

Driving for nt sighting a sigh post ? Hmmmmmm sis try harder nxt tyme !!!

Wow, y lie?

Ioannes:


if it was me, I would have slapped him before remembering that he is a policeman.

Ha, the car is not mine, took it without permission, I didn't want any trouble with my sis husband

PietraK:


It happened oo

Not kidding Ooo, d guy just enter the car lock door, say straight to the station

dlashondra:

Ha, the car is not mine, took it without permission, I didn't want any trouble with my sis husband

lol. that one na double wahala.

Ioannes:

lol. that one na double wahala.

True, that was y I abided by their rules

maxti:
I guess it's around Airforce base. I was caught too. Very wicked guys.

No, Polo club area.