1. I need sex.
2. I want to be saving my salary in your account.
3. Even if you cheat on me I don't care because I love u.

You can add yours...

1. My fanny is only for you

2. I have 2m in my savings account i want you to invest it for me.

3. Next week i will take you shopping.

Well na nollywood i dey hear these words

1)babe u can taste diff dicks I won't mind

2)babe can we run joint account?

3)babe I won't ever leave u if I do let me die instanta

Free hallpass in marriage..


For those who understand what I mean

1. I will give u BJ
2. I will fvck the hell outta u tonight
3. I will prepare ur favourite food 29t.
They love em die

Iffa hear!

"I love you" OP it's only the first one that's 3 words nah

HateU2:
1. I will give u BJ
2. I will fvck the hell outta u tonight
3. I will prepare ur favourite food 29t.
They love em die

Ur head dey diaa bae

Walexsammy:
Ur head dey diaa bae

Meanwhile, where is my la nl boo smellingmouth!!! Where art thou babe

HateU2:

Meanwhile, where is my la nl boo smellingmouth!!! Where art thou babe

sorry, his with someone else, so therefore, am snatching u from him

Walexsammy:
sorry, his with someone else, so therefore, am snatching u from him

smellingmouth!!!

HateU2:
smellingmouth!!!

Oh please....he must be brus

Walexsammy:
Oh please....he must be brus

No, I trust him.

Funny comments... Lalasticlala, add yours too na.

They said THREE (3) words! Una dey write paragraph!



That's how exams are failed!

HateU2:

Meanwhile, where is my la nl boo smellingmouth!!! Where art thou babe

Elo bae, sugar, cutie, my love, the only lady in my life

Oya chop kisses
Bin busy hun. Sorry about dat. Still no replies to my PM how was ur day?

HateU2:
1. I will give u BJ
2. I will fvck the hell outta u tonight
3. I will prepare ur favourite food 29t.
They love em die

Me ryt now patiently waiting for the BJ and hot fvck::::

Walexsammy:
sorry, his with someone else, so therefore, am snatching u from him

Smellingmouth:

Elo bae, sugar, cutie, my love, the only lady in my life

Oya chop kisses
Bin busy hun. Sorry about dat. Still no replies to my PM how was ur day?

Morni.

HateU2:

Morni.

How is abj? What happened to ur diary? No new updates?

Smellingmouth:

How is abj? What happened to ur diary? No new updates?

ABJ? Dude, I no dey ABJ oooo. Na lasgidi I dey. Check it nah, I updated last night. How was ur 9te?

HateU2:

Morni.

Errmmm.. just read the diary...
What can I say? feels like I ve known u all my life ( that's an old line tho ) can't I get to know u off NL?

1.If you guess the color of my underware i give you a bloowjob when we get home
2. Darling i dont ware any underware
3. Ahhhh im so gonna give u a bloowjob while u driving the car ..u berra concentrait wella ..

HateU2:
ABJ? Dude, I no dey ABJ oooo. Na lasgidi I dey. Check it nah, I updated last night. How was ur 9te?

Dude? what happened to "boo"? I will punch u oo. Nyt was fine..i tot u re serving at Abj..

Smellingmouth:

Errmmm.. just read the diary...
What can I say? feels like I ve known u all my life ( that's an old line tho ) can't I get to know u off NL?

U need new lines ooo.

guess am getting too old.. u ain't answering my questions

HateU2:
U need new lines ooo.

Smellingmouth:

Dude? what happened to "boo"? I will punch u oo. Nyt was fine..i tot u re serving at Abj..

sorry la boo . Nope

Smellingmouth:
guess am getting too old.. u ain't answering my questions

Which one?

HateU2:
Which one?

Getting to know u off NL

Smellingmouth:

Getting to know u off NL