kay29000:


I know the world will see it, but I go to weddings a lot and I see how the MC's are always trying to make the couple kiss for 10 minutes, or do other romantic stuff on stage... what do you think all that is for? That is what I say I hate. I see marriages breaking up everyday, and it makes me even hate stuff like that the more. A wedding is just for one day but some people try to make it sum up how their life was and will be.

That is not to show the world they love each other, it is just to add colour/fun to the ceremony.

Is deciding to get married not the primary way to show you love each other? I know some people get married for other reasons than love, but still..

Are you cynical?

MrsPhyno:

Gold-digger? Because I said don't want my husband to put his head under my dress in the presence of my parents? Ok ooooo

On the day of your wedding your hubby would only be trying to expurgate the garter on your legs not like giving u any blowjهb. thats what u envisaged the man was doing b4 u made that comment, you wont be doing it in front of your parents. I apologise for callin you a golddigger tho

MadCow1:


Just goes to show you the lunatics you chat with daily on Nairaland..

The forum has been completely dumbed down. It's so bad that topics are renamed when pushed to fp. Lady in bikini becomes woman in bra and pant.

Naija lowbrow

ilevic:


Sweetcocoa, Hw sweet is this your cocoa sef? Honestly why did u take this so personal? Anyway I just spoke my mind if u like sit on ur husby head, ko kan aye. but to remind me that head came from punny has no relevance with the thread. Just the same way u telling me abt my mum and wife.
I only made a point, the fact that a man's head came out from a punny does not mean he shud put his head there in public. BTW what is d essence of doing this on wedding day?
Anyway, thanks for the new word "misogynistic someone" but next time just say "u misogynist" that "someone" makes it sound like pidgin.

I'm not surprised you still don't catch on, you don't see the relevance of the analogy because you are dense, as previously said. The essence is that it is a wedding tradition which adds colour to the event.

Lol @ telling me how to phrase my words.

You have to be new here, to say that to me.

sweetcocoa:
That is not to show the world they love each other, it is just to add colour/fun to the ceremony.

Is deciding to get married not the primary way to show you love each other? I know some people get married for other reasons than love, but still..

Are you cynical?

Wait let me Google that word...I am back. Nope, I don't think I am cynical, but I hate conforming to the norm. Why should I do stuff like everyone else does it cos it is "tradition?" Hmm! Maybe this is why I am still single. Lol!

naija and copy copy sha... *smh*

kay29000:


Wait let me Google that word...I am back. Nope, I don't think I am cynical, but I hate conforming to the norm. Why should I do stuff like everyone else does it cos it is "tradition?" Hmm! Maybe this is why I am still single. Lol!

You shouldn't have to, if you don't want to. Now, that's different, you just have to find someone who wants mostly same things as you.


I didn't see the couple complaining, why should you?

dplomaticVal:


On the day of your wedding your hubby would only be trying to expurgate the garter on your legs not like giving u any blowjهb. thats what u envisaged the man was doing b4 u made that comment, you wont be doing it in front of your parents. I apologise for callin you a golddigger tho

Expurgate? Sorry, please; translation.... I know about the garter, but I'm not British or European or whatever; and thats not my culture. So once again, there's no way I'm allowing that at my wedding. And you dont give a girl a blõwjob, you give "head".

Thank you for apologizing

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MadCow1:


SHows you are local..

That is a standard [b]white wedding tradition [/b]for those who do it properly. Nothing new here.

He is only removing a piece of clothing called a 'Garter'.. He throws it to his grooms men too like the bride throws her bouquet.

MrsPhyno:

Expurgate? Sorry, please; translation.... I know about the garter, but I'm not British or European or whatever; and thats not my culture. So once again, there's no way I'm allowing that at my wedding. And you dont give a girl a blõwjob, you give "head".

Thank you for apologizing

And the white wedding is your culture? Nigga please!

sweetcocoa:
And the white wedding is your culture? Nigga please!

Haba. That is also not my culture, and its completely fine. I'm just saying I won't do it.

Personal preference Madam

sweetcocoa:
I'm not surprised you still don't catch on, you don't see the relevance of the analogy because you are dense, as previously said. The essence is that it is a wedding tradition which adds colour to the event.

Lol @ telling me how to phrase my words.

You have to be new here, to say that to me.

Yea I am new here, Sowie I can see u've been here since the days of mother Eve. I can't believe somebody is trying to make me catch on on things that will never happen in a sane environment. "wedding tradition"? Is it African wedding tradition or foreign for a man to check his wife's punny on wedding day? #winks# tell me did u read it in history that your Dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day to add colour to the event? And will you be proud to tell you children their dad check ur punny on your wedding day? Can't believe some peoples brains are this charred.
Why are u holding on tenaciously to this word "dense"? Pls search for another word in your dictionary cos that's becoming boring.
BTW how sweet is ur sweetcocoa?

Acidosis:
The rate at which we copy this western culture makes us act like ma.d humans.

There is nothing interesting about this trash he's pulling off her lady's thigh.

Let me catch the yeye groom that will throw that trash at me.

So after dancing all day and sweating, one mad groom will pull that stinky trash and throw at me because I want to get married? Anyway the inventor of this nonsense is not as stu1pid as those who practise the act.

Lol. I concur fully. We copy almost everything. Pre-wedding photos, baby shower, yeye unnecessarily noisy proposals, pregnancy shoots (Olorun ma je) and so much more. It's really irritating

sweetcocoa:
You shouldn't have to, if you don't want to. Now, that's different, you just have to find someone who wants mostly same things as you.


I didn't see the couple complaining, why should you?

True.

Ishilove:

Lol. I concur fully. We copy almost everything. Pre-wedding photos, baby shower, yeye unnecessarily noisy proposals and so much more. It's really irritating

Very irritating o, haba.
We are taking the whole wedding thing as though it is a full time job.

So many time wasting fruitless efforts.

ilevic:


Yea I am new here, Sowie I can see u've been here since the days of mother Eve. I can't believe somebody is trying to make me catch on on things that will never happen in a sane environment. "wedding tradition"? Is it African wedding tradition or foreign for a man to check his wife's punny on wedding day? #winks# tell me did u read it in history that your Dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day to add colour to the event? And will you be proud to tell you children their dad check ur punny on your wedding day? Can't believe some peoples brains are this charred.
Why are u holding on tenaciously to this word "dense"? Pls search for another word in your dictionary cos that's becoming boring.
BTW how sweet is ur sweetcocoa?

Hahaha, nigga you are dense, deal with it. Like someone gives a shit what you find boring.

White wedding is African tradition abi? To s think up till now, you don't know the man's mouth isn't going anywhere the woman's punny.

Dude you are a disgrace.

The madness has to stop in this country.


Whoever throws that thing at me would definitely get a slap.

I came to celebrate you, not to sniff some stinky sweaty lingerie

MrsPhyno:

Haba. That is also not my culture, and its completely fine. I'm just saying I won't do it.

Personal preference Madam

Just checking.

You know most people are hypocritical about things like this.

Acidosis:
The madness has to stop in this country.


Whoever throws that thing at me would definitely get a slap.

I came to celebrate you, not to sniff some stinky sweaty lingerie

Lol, I'd love to be at such a scene.

Them go just sue your broke a$$.

Thank you for educating the op and numerous silly posters above.

Bloggers and their topics and lack of knowledge.

MadCow1:
He is taking off her garter.






He will then throw it to his Grooms men.. Whoever catches it is supposed to get lucky and be the next to marry.

Are you luking 4 somthing?

sweetcocoa:
Lol, I'd love to be at such a scene.

Them go just sue your broke a$$.

That typical Nigerian that feels any man who fails to subscribe to the dirty western culture is either broke or unexposed.

Jonsing man

Acidosis:


That typical Nigerian that feels any man doesn't subscribe to the dirty western culture is either broke or unexposed.

My friend take a joke gracefully and don't be so tightly wound.

No one says you must subscribe but why make it seem like a crime for people who do? See how you just said you'd slap the person.

sweetcocoa:
Hahaha, nigga you are dense, deal with it. Like someone gives a shit what you find boring.

White wedding is African tradition abi? To s think up till now, you don't know the man's mouth isn't going anywhere the woman's punny.

Dude you are a disgrace.

Are u being deluded or u are just being perverse? Who is talking about mouth here? just answer my que. Did ur dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day? Or will be proud to tell ur children that ur husby checked ur punny on ur wedding day? The more u try to defend this ungoldy act, the more disgusting and nauseating u are.
Oh God of creation... help our youth the truth to know

sweetcocoa:
My friend take a joke gracefully and don't be so tightly wound.

No one says you must subscribe but why make it seem like a crime for people who do? See how you just said you'd slap the person.

Lol, I hear o, but it's a crime o, haba, how can you pull off an inner wear and throw at grown up men?

Take am easy Mr. you go see am lick tire with time.

ilevic:



Are u being deluded or u are just being perverse? Who is talking about mouth here? just answer my que. Did ur dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day? Or will be proud to tell ur children that ur husby checked ur punny on ur wedding day? The more u try to defend this ungoldy act, the more disgusting and nauseating u are.
Oh God of creation... help our youth the truth to know

Dude don't bother yourself, at this level, you'll never get it.

I don't believe in God so can't say what an ungodly act is, since anything can be godly depending on different things.

Acidosis:

Lol, I hear o, but it's a crime o, haba, how can you pull off an inner wear and throw at grown up men?

The piece doesn't go past her thigh, just a little above the knee, so technically it's not what you think.

Plus even if it were, don't some of you men sniff underwears? Take it off with your teeth? What's the noise about?

Jadekitana:


Lol u can't be shy around me, I will unshy you

I guess you specialize in unshying people... cc the handsome dude in the funny trousers.

]ah ah wat is he looking for...

Affegott:


I guess you specialize in unshying people... cc the handsome dude in the funny trousers.

Haha well I love doing that! U mean the big belly?