April Fools' Day (sometimes called All
Fools' Day ) is celebrated every year on
1 April by playing practical jokes and
spreading hoaxes . The jokes and their
victims are called April fools . People
playing April Fool jokes expose their prank
by shouting April Fool . Some newspapers,
magazines, and other published media
report fake stories, which are usually
explained the next day or below the news
section in small letters. Although popular
since the 19th century, the day is not a
public holiday in any country.

ozila:
BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend….

GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL!

.BOYFRIEND: Wow… really? I was about to say I can’t be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.-‪

GIRLFRIEND: April Fool My Love, I was only joking my husband.

ATMC:
Vizkiz That wasn't funny. D'oh!

Now this is funny
Who said I was a comedian?

vizkiz:

Now this is funny
Who said I was a comedian?

ATMC:
Hello! You were forming one till I (reality) checked in.

OK detective joke finder

vizkiz:
OK detective joke finder

Synzu:
I returned this morning (didn't sleep in my house) and found my lock had been changed n ma homeboyz told me that some police men carted away my stuff and changed the lock. LOL. I nearly went mad until the key was opened, I was still in shock until one of them reminded me when I gave him my spare key early this year to keep incase I loose mine. Twas crazy mehn.. I needed to take a shiit badly too

Sijo01:
My sister walked into my room this morning while I was dressing up for work. She was complementing the native attire I wore. She sat on the mattress and we started gisting how the night was terrible because of the heat.

The next thing she said was sist point the touch light come here. This thing be like millipede.

I jumped/ran to be door, I was fidgeting and sweating . Told her to pick the touch and check to confirm her suspicion. She did not move an inch. I was shouting at her to get rid of the thing and that I was running late.

When she noticed I was loosing my cool as usual anytime I sees that thing (millipede), she shouted April fool and started laughing. Gosh, I felt the urge to strangle her . I can't believe I was fooled today.

ritababe:


common millipede what if Na snake?

Sijo01:


you call millipede common? I dislike that creature with passion . If na snake, I for descend on am sharperly, I nor dey fear am

ritababe:
oya chibwike tosyne2much aminat508 make una come yarn us

ritababe:
oya chib.wike tosy.ne2much aminat.508 make una come yarn us

There's nothing to yarn ooo

ritababe:


Wetin millipede go fit do you?