Since every nairalander is so naughty I see some (f) pics and I feel like see this innocent babe ooo.. So I want to share a little story on my "mumurity". So you can abuse me as much as you all want, I still haven't forgiven myself as well.
Well guys this experience of mine happened some years back "5-6" years to be precise. I feel this sorry and ashamed of myself whenever I read stories of how guys lose chances and opportunity of having sex with a lady and I still fell shame rubbing itself on my face probably maybe because the lady I had this encounter with still call and text me. There is no need of calling me mumu, I know I be certified mumu and I haven't forgiven myself.
Well my story goes thus: I was in my second year In the university when this female friend of mine called that she will be coming to visit me all the way from lagos (I schooled at ago iwoye). Though she is my primary school mate, we have this connection I can't explain. We go on this loving you friendship which neither of us could say. I was overjoyed so I told my friends about the girl and they arrange some kinda alcoholic concoction for me to last well on bed.
I missed class on the d day and even had to send my girl friend back to her campus so I can have enough time with my visitor. 2 hours later, the concoction is working and I can feel my man power pumping right through me. She arrived and I went to pick her after arranging and setting the condom under my pillow so there won't be any excuse to stop me from touring the "beneath".
Well to cut long story short shaa, I put boondocks for her to watch and I lay beside her not knowing how to tell her baby let's do ummmh ummmh. My third leg didn't help matter as it keep kicking and fighting hard to set itself loose "only if it could talk" , I was so sure she is ready and this girl is fully loaded "front and back" but my mumu surpass my maturity . In the end after staying for more than 5 hours (enough for me to have gone the third round) she apologised that she can't pass the night with me because she lied to her parent that she is coming for a friends matriculation and will be back that same day and even apologise telling me she will pay me a visit another time. I just sat there looking and complimenting her body but no liver to ask.
Well I didn't see her again for she travelled overseas that same year and we just talk on phone and chat. But as for my friends I lied to them about the several styles I used on her even the devil was confused. Till date, its still a secret I kept from my friends or I might commit suicide with their tongue lashing... That's just my own mumurity. But readers are advised not to try this again with me. Lol.

congratulations on behalf of nairalanders

Itumo
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cruzita:
congratulations on behalf of nairalanders

HateU2:
Itumo
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So