These don't apply to the baddoos sha

1. He casts guilty looks at yhu

Tis would happen only if he has always been the faithful boyfriend.......... Until he met tat irresistible karishika .

2. He becomes extra nice

Is he telling yhu -out of the blues- ,"babe yhu look so beautiful today" or have I told yhu much I love yhu?"... Check well,dude just got laid

3. Smell the D

Uhm... Does his joystick smell of condom?? Or even worse V*gina juice?? Then something just went down!

4. He looks rough n sweaty

If his clothes looks like ts been brought out of a pillow or he's sweating like a Factory worker, oh he was "working" alright.... On some other chick

5.He seems angry at yhu

Yhu just drop by unannounced (something yhu always do) but on this particular day,yhu notice he seems uneasy, or he asks yhu "why didn't yhu call before coming?" Then something is wrong

6.Inspect the elasticity of his "ball sack"

Ts almost always soft n relaxed* aFter sex feel tat area
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Caution: wear a helmet before yhu pull tis stunt...ts most likely he'll beat sango commot for yhur body.....the lord is yhur strength

7.He doesn't want to haVe sex yhu

If he's turning down yhur sexual advances then ts most likely he just had sex.(Great one at tat) tat drained him of energy

8.His body smell

If yhu have a good nose yhu can smell tat "pleasant sex odour" off his body... Or he he's wearing too much perfume...

9.Silent awkwardness

When yhu go see him... Yhu can feel the tention in the air but yhu can really tell what's causing it... Eyah
10. He's feeling super fly

Yhu know some guys just have tis I-dont-care attitude... They dnt try to hide it...yhu may see him bragging abt it silently to Friends while yhur around,or he just has tis weird sheepish smile on his Face.. Then he probably just cheated



Anyway as they say : yhu can't keep a man unless he wants to be kept...

Add yhurs jare

Lalasticlala

LMAO
you go fear foresenic cheat detection.

see guy wey wan fall guys hand again. Shuo, op you no try o

Coming from a guy, am so surprise.

What have we don to deserve this snitch of a guy!!!!!!!? Lawd why!!!!

Free101:
see guy wey wan fall guys hand again. Shuo, op you no try o

Sorry my man...

OP just listed the things wey he dey do after cheating on his babe!

ChappyChase:
What have we don to deserve this snitch of a guy!!!!!!!? Lawd why!!!!

Lmao...d guy no d try

Sorry your theory are baseless. ..
And u are not a lady.

Number 3 ) smell the D
So guys dont wash after they cheat or you mean after they cheat they come home and the woman should just be smelling it everynignt incase

That will only happen if she suspects .. N what naija woman smells d dick
Too much movies

Number 10) that's more like it ..

i saw this coming, only i didn't expect it from a guy. thank u o jare OP

ireneony:
Sorry your theory are baseless. .. And u are not a lady.

seconded

I WONDER OOOO

BumBae:
Number 3 ) smell the D
So guys dont wash after they cheat or you mean after they cheat they come home and the woman should just be smelling it everynignt incase

That will only happen if she suspects .. N what naija woman smells d dick
Too much movies

Number 10) thsts more like it ..

Guys go come carry Op go now
Lol smellymouth memes pls

slyIsaac:

Sorry my man...

No p, just appease the gods. One bottle of orijin and one full shicken go do am. Thank God na early mo mo, I for charge you more

Op, what's the meaning of this?

All these gay niggas sef
✌

Lol num6 got me laffin. How she wan take examine the elasticity?

ChappyChase:
What have we don to deserve this snitch of a guy!!!!!!!? Lawd why!!!!

Relax ya'll I did say the rules don't apply to baddos

Who you epp ??

ireneony:
Sorry your theory are baseless. ..
And u are not a lady.

Yhu dnt have respect these days oo

Who will tell yhu how tasty a soup is.. The one who cooked it ... Or the one who eats it...

Better apologise now

greatness22:
Op, what's the meaning of this?

It means yhu need to up yhur game bruhh

slyIsaac:
It means yhu need to up yhur game bruhh

Okay.

BumBae:
Guys go come carry Op go now
Lol smellymouth memes pls

OP, I just cheated come and arrest me

Meanwhile, BumBae, where runnest thee last night?

Smellymouth:


OP, I just cheated come and arrest me

Meanwhile, BumBae, where runnest thee last night?

Working late dear .. Thought u went to bed yanno
Didnt even sleep well after .. Needed a bedtime story

demzylahot:

seconded

If yhu like thirded her she wee not gree 4 yhu

[b] Here we go again with the fallacious, hasty generalizations.

1. He casts guilty looks at yhu

Really? What if I'm looking at her guiltily 'cause over the course of the week I haven't returned her calls or check up on her as much as she would have liked to. What if I feel guilty 'cause I was so engrossed watching a football match that I lost track of time to attend a social function she had wanted us to attend together. She's sulking and I feel guilty for making her that way.

2. He becomes extra nice

As a result of number one above, what if I am trying to make amends for my seeming nonchalance towards the relationship - an extra effort to prove to her I want the concept of " US" to work?

4.He looks rough n sweaty

Oh come of it! I could have been hanging out with my guys playing soccer, video games or any of such. I could have been pushing and shoving to get aboard the commercial bus just in a bid to make it on time to see her. It could just be the sweltering heat taking its toll on me and leaving me disheveled!

6.Inspect the elasticity of his "ball sack"

Any girlfriend of mine who does this is a psychopath. Now that gives a whole new meaning to "paranoia". What in the name of...?! How would it feel like if I were inspecting her _vagina non-sexually? Get off my sac, psycho!

7.He doesn't want to haVe sex yhu

Maybe I am finally heeding to her complains. "Everytime all you think about is sex! Can't you just hold me, look into my eyes and talk to me". Fine! I'm finally listening. Isn't it what she wants?

9.Silent awkwardness

There would always be awkward moments between two people.


Where on God's green earth do you folks garner your illusional experiences from?! This is pseudo-intellectual!

[/b]

BumBae:

Working late dear .. Thought u went to bed yanno
Didnt even sleep well after .. Needed a bedtime story

I wud ve sang a lullaby for u..

"Nzogbu,Enyimba Enyi
Nzogbu Enyimba Enyi "

Lmao thank God is coming from a guy oh

Smellymouth:


I wud ve sang a lullaby for u..

"Nzogbu,Enyimba Enyi
Nzogbu Enyimba Enyi "

that wan will give me nightmares joor