ireneony:
So u never even complete 18... See this small boy

misspicy2:
Ahhh,fear catch,before I opened the thread,I thought the GAYbriel was gonna say he was born in MAY,that could have spoilt my TGIF,but since its April I have a suggestion



send an IV to all your GAY lovers,I mean every one of them,that should be up to 50,(I heard GAY lovers are never faithful).

Buy bottles of MOET(if you can afford it) if you can't,just make do of the usuals,or even go for beers

Get an aboki to make you enough peppery suya,I mean enough,could cost you #50000.


Get a venue,like a bush,desert or a secret area,I mean a place where straight people won't know you having a party with your GAY lover(GAY party actually)



you will need,sound system,but just 1,you don't want to attract attention to yourselves


Now on the D day,get your groove on

Have fun,did I mention condom and lubricants?

well if you feel,you don't need them,then go ahead and enjoy



I 1cent I hope you like it

durentdbiitch:
i neva knew u are a fool until today.

firstEVA:


Now you are an adult, you better seal up your anus with super glue, to prevent you from yielding to your anal cravings. If caught surrendering your self to another man, it's 14years imprisonment.

hungryboy:
At the end of the day durentbitch life na him own,
Anyhow him choose to live am na him business, if him carry disease na for him body,
so why 'evils?'

Guy, happy birthday in advance,
In case food dey una side, abeg, send am through make hunger no kill me.

durentdbiitch:



send am thru where?

hungryboy:
dhl, fedex,ems, or you monetize am send am for bank

durentdbiitch:
Hip Hip Hip!!... Durent is transformin to a full man by April 19th, i need to mak it a memorable day i won't never forget.

I want to celebrate my new found freedom.





Any idea on how to celebrate big dat day??

durentdbiitch:
Hip Hip Hip!!... Durent is transformin to a full man by April 19th, i need to mak it a memorable day i won't never forget.

I want to celebrate my new found freedom.





Any idea on how to celebrate big dat day??

MrCork:



^^^^loooks for Petrol..kerosine...tyre...matches..cutlass....rope...nearest tree...knife ...electric wire....screw drive...Rat poison & pocket knife!!!!

Audray:
OH No! NO offense bro,but it's HARD to get a GOOD tat in Naija. The ink Nigerian tattoo artists use ain't the real deal. They just mix up stuff and inject it under someone's skin. Next thing you know, the stuff spreads and blurs. Two guys i know can testify. Good money wasted on utter BS. Shaa Good luck with yours.

iykekelvins:
Happy birthday in advance

ba7man:
That one on your navel looks like those "Iya Risi" tattoos those razz Yoruba women normally have.

KingCheezyPuff:
Sugar,that ain't no tattoo I've ever seen
You said you'd be a whole man,you mean you leavin' the teens?
You gon be 20

durentdbiitch:
Am turning 18

ba7man:
So you've been 17 all this while.

You're kinda too young for some things you do here.

Well, I hope you straighten up as you get older.

durentdbiitch:
Am turning 18

Oh I'm cool with a teen.
...I'm playin'. Congratulations you a big boy now