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The Universal Bro Code by Elzends(m): 9:05pm On Apr 08, 2016
I'll spare us details about the origin of the bro code and go right into it.
The bro code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men.
There are over 50 bro codes as compiled by Patrick Harris but the 13 most important ones will be highlighted...

1. You must always have your bro's back, no exceptions

2. When your bro's girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts, you know nothing always

3. A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target
girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.
Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

4. A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven
herself worthy via general bro concession.

5. A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.
Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is
unforgivable.

6. A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a
bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another
bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you
must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

7. A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a
bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be
made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.

8. When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no
circumstances shall it be broken.

9. Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect.
Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro
word.

10. A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro
when it comes to talking to girls.

11. Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals
for any reason. EVER!

13. Finally, the Bro golden rule 'Bros Over Hoes'. This rule is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code

I decided to repeat this thread because the rate of snitching among bros here is unbearable. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.. Cally3d, Caspian22, Cutehector, politicalthug, smellymouth
Naijaboy, vikhiz, radazabana

#goes back to petrol queue#

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Re: The Universal Bro Code by multikolour(m): 9:13pm On Apr 08, 2016
Tanker is off loading fuel, let me go and catch my line then I will come and comment.
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Elzends(m): 9:21pm On Apr 08, 2016
multikolour:
Tanker is off loading fuel, let me go and catch my line then I will come and comment.
Bro i kept a line for you
Re: The Universal Bro Code by multikolour(m): 9:22pm On Apr 08, 2016
Elzends:
Bro i kept a line for you ✌
okay on my way, you a real brother keeper.
Re: The Universal Bro Code by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2016
nice one bro cool

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Re: The Universal Bro Code by vicstar(m): 9:48pm On Apr 08, 2016
mehn bro you're the real deal cool fp material,don't yo think?

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Re: The Universal Bro Code by TPAND(f): 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2016
How come you missed you the ultimate bro code. The number #1

Bros before Ho's
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Elzends(m): 10:01pm On Apr 08, 2016
TPAND:
How come you missed you the ultimate bro code. The number #1

Bros before Ho's
Had i missed that, then I ain't worth to be called a bro.. Check 13
Re: The Universal Bro Code by TPAND(f): 10:08pm On Apr 08, 2016
Elzends:

Had i missed that, then I ain't worth to be called a bro.. Check 13

Good one.
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Nobody: 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2016
A tanker of petrol for you my brother, gbayi!
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Badoox(m): 10:58pm On Apr 08, 2016
Respect @op.
Nice one.
Re: The Universal Bro Code by iykekelvins(m): 11:27pm On Apr 08, 2016
Nice one bro

A bro should never snitch on his bro if he cheats cool

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Re: The Universal Bro Code by Oyimzy(m): 12:22am On Apr 09, 2016
No 9 Not true
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Calebosko(m): 12:47am On Apr 09, 2016
This reminds me of my university days with my guys,i mis them thou
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Caspian22(m): 12:15am On Apr 10, 2016
Elzends ...
Lemme add my own

1) A true bro must try to rescue this bro from falling into the friend zone.

2) A true bro should always snitch on the his bro's hoe.

3) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.

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Re: The Universal Bro Code by Bluezy13(m): 2:23am On Apr 10, 2016
Hmmm...












And then
Re: The Universal Bro Code by Elzends(m): 5:22am On Apr 10, 2016
Caspian22:
Elzends ...
Lemme add my own

1) A true bro must try to rescue this bro from falling into the friend zone.

2) A true bro should always snitch on the his bro's hoe.

3) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.
Number 1,fully seconded
Re: The Universal Bro Code by GeniusDavid(m): 7:10am On Apr 10, 2016
Brilliant Thread mate, Brilliant!
Re: The Universal Bro Code by torqque7(m): 9:00am On Apr 10, 2016
When you see a bros main chick at a club or misbehaving with another dude,u must let you bro know somehow even if the girl begs him not to tell his bro that he saw her fvckingup,it is his obligation to let his bro know that his girl is not the saint he thinks she is.

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