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|Thank God For Little Mercies by Beaf: 3:04am On Aug 05, 2009|
In some ways we are blessed o! I mean, see this guy, Kim Jung Il, the president of North Korea!
Now, this is another of those men negatively affected by their height, such as Napoleon and Hitler. When the weather is bad, he shoots off missiles that can reach Hawaii just for fun.
God punish any mosquito that attempts to bite him, he will respond with nuclear weapons!
Nobody knows who his fashion designer is (though some suggest that he's been wearing the same clothes since he was a baby). He is a very bush man.
They don't have Boko Haram in North Korea because, de man sef na Boko Haram!
Draughts kill millions and food is scarce. You can't just enter plane, begin go N Korea; flights are banned. No journalists are allowed; the population know nada about the outside world and many believe they are living in paradise. He inherited the presidency from his father and will pass it to his son. Children are taught (even before they can read) that he was born on the highest mountain and (similar to Jesus) a rainbow marked the sky where he was born.
Thank God for small mercies , Yar Adua is only slow and clueless
But lest we reach N Korea's level, we must throw him out.
|Re: Thank God For Little Mercies by Beaf: 8:14pm On Aug 05, 2009|
The guy is a real joke.
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