FOOTBALL VS SEX.
1. Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend
without
being invited = Offside.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
sameday = Free kick.

3. Condom = Defender.

4. Abortion = Red card.

5. Condom breaks = Penalty.

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain.

7. Having sex without condom = Own goal.

8. Taking a lot of time without coming back
=
man of the match.

9. Fucking three girls in one day = Hat-trick.

10. Having sex with your Ex = Friendly
match.

11. Eight years of sex without getting a child
=
Arsenal.

12. After two rounds and you request for
more =
Extra time.

13. Taking it gently when having sex = Fair
play.

14. Biting your girlfriend's nipples = Suarez.

15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in.

16. Asking her ''how do you want it?" =
Taking
instructions from the touchline.

17. A lady using pills after sex and later she
still
gets pregnant =Defensive error.

18. A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal.

19. Having sex with your girlfriend and your
mum
opens the door = Injury.

20. A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active
striker.

21. A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card.

22. You and your girlfriend break up in your
love
relationship = Game over


.....Lols...YOU CAN ADD YOURS !!
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DON'T SPOIL THE FUN

Lwkmd ; No 11 tho ... Arsenal indeed ... Always having issues in the relationship - Diego Costa

Op are you a sex referee or a sex coach?

I wan buy player oh. I need a female striker as soon as possible. Female weh sabi strike anything.

RadicallyBlunt:
Op are you a sex referee or a sex coach?

I wan buy player oh. I need a female striker as soon as possible. Female weh sabi strike anything.

Bros wait make transfer market open at the end of this season...
NB: Players don cost ooooh. Arrange better money...

Stanleywaxy:
Lwkmd ; No 11 tho ... Arsenal indeed ...
Always having issues in the relationship - Diego Costa

Bros u sabi.

ofonike:
Bros u sabi.

Abi

No. 10 though, Lol... Friendly match

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, this post dey forbid permanent site?

Mtchewwwww. Senseless post

Debbywills:
Mtchewwwww. Senseless post

havnt u had sex b4

hkidola00:
havnt u had sex b4

Even if I do, am I gonn' ring a bell?

Debbywills:
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Did you just have a break-up? Honestly, I can fathom the reason behind your agitation...

XaintJoel20:

Did you just have a break-up?
Honestly, I can fathom the reason behind your agitation...

No, the break-up is over 7months and I still can't let go.... I've been thinking at every leisure time I have

Debbywills:

No, the break-up is over 7months and I still can't let go.... I've been thinking at every leisure time I have

Take heart dear. Think less and let bygones be bygones..
The vacuum would be filled soonest.
#Cheers..

XaintJoel20:

Take heart dear. Think less and let bygones be bygones..
The vacuum would be filled soonest.
#Cheers..

I have done all the above..
The vacuum might not be filled soonest, Co's I want it that way# Thanks for your concern though

Debbywills:
Even if I do, am I gonn' ring a bell?

then stop pretending madam

Debbywills:

I have done all the above..
The vacuum might not be filled soonest, Co's I want it that way# Thanks for your concern though

I am elated you used the word "might". That makes it a probability and not a certainty...

hkidola00:
then stop pretending madam

Am not, can't you feel it? The thread is dumb, probably like the Owner. Good night!

Debbywills:

Am not, can't you feel it? The thread is dumb, probably like the Owner. Good night!

madam come here, y goodnite, dick don dey scratch dat guy beside u

XaintJoel20:

I am elated you used the word "might". That makes it a probability and not a certainty...

Whichever way, but that I know for sure, I myself I don't wish it to be filled soonest .

Now go to bed, will see you in the morrow'

Debbywills:

Whichever way, but that I know for sure, I myself I don't wish it to be filled soonest .

Now go to bed, will see you in the morrow'

Gosh...

hkidola00:
madam come here, y goodnite, dick don dey scratch dat guy beside u

Lol...If e scratch am, Balm dey For house ..

Gracious Morning!

XaintJoel20:

Gosh...

Halo, Believe You Slept Like A Baby?... Don't be that surprise

Debbywills:
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with ur leg like plier.

hooli:
with ur leg like plier.

LMAO, you no get conscience?

Debbywills:
Halo, Believe You Slept Like A Baby?... Don't be that surprise

Yeah. But...

hooli:

with ur leg like plier.

A mere looking at you, I can sense that you are being manipulated

Now swerve, I don't exchange conversation with people of your calibre