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You Are A SPERM That SURVIVED! Don't Give UP! by DiscreetMansion: 11:57pm On May 01, 2016 |
Today, lets have a Moment of Silence in Honour of those children who were not born But were…… 1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action, 2. Thrown away in a Condom, 3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation, 4. Dropped on someones breast and died in tissue paper, 5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with water.. 6. And many more untold incidents. … Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it! You are a Sperm That Survived!! You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!! You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished. So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm… You can make it in Life too! FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo, Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom States. Please, beautiful ladies with * a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers. You must either be an undergraduate in a tertiary institution or a graduate. With at least 5ft in height. You are also required a written introduction of yourself, as well as send an Audio or Video version of this brief introduction. As well as at least 3 recent pictures. Pay-per-event is very encouraging. Depending on the nature of the client, as well as the nature of the event and after party deals.. Drop your phone number, whatsapp and BBM pin, as well as your location here. Thanks. Mgt, DiscreetMansion.
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Re: You Are A SPERM That SURVIVED! Don't Give UP! by UrWorstNitemare: 12:09am On May 02, 2016 |
Re: You Are A SPERM That SURVIVED! Don't Give UP! by Edybleketara: 12:39am On May 02, 2016 |
Re: You Are A SPERM That SURVIVED! Don't Give UP! by OgaTheTop2: 3:56am On May 02, 2016 |
More pictures abeg. |
Re: You Are A SPERM That SURVIVED! Don't Give UP! by lgboks(m): 5:11am On May 02, 2016 |
Wow....very funny thread but also very enlightening and encouraging Nice inspiration op |
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