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My Advice by Ay04z(m): 7:11am On May 02, 2016 |
SHE HAS STRETCH MARKS NOW. DEAL WITH IT!
You met her in college. She was just 18. She was
fair and slim. Soft and silky skin. No pimples. No
blackheads. Curvy like Coke bottle. You tied the
knot after graduation. Your honeymoon was like
paradise. Just one shot and a goal is scored. Nine
months and seven days later, you became parents.
Year after year, the changes progress...
You begin to wonder what happened to your sweet
sixteen. The breasts have migrated from the equator
to the south pole. The skin is now dark and
stretchy. The kids have taken away a great deal of
her sanity. The ginger is fading and the bedroom is
boring...
What do you do now? Run away or deal with it?
To Her:
* Love yourself. You can't expect anyone else to love
you better than you love yourself.
* Your beauty is in your heart. Focus on that.
* Make it up. Dress well. Smell well. Laugh well.
Read well. Eat right.
* Makeup. It can be as cheap as a face powder and
a lip balm. Just do something.
* Exercise. You don't need to spend too much at the
gym or spa. You can do this, even in the corner of
your room.
* Communicate. Tell him what you want, how and
when you want it. Don't assume he knows.
To Him:
* Love her. We know you do already. Just do more.
* Spoil her. Take her out for a date. Shop with her,
and for her. Surprise her. Kiss her on the protruding
tommy and flabby breasts.
* Call her pet names that make her feel younger
than she really is. "Mama Hassan" is not cool.
* Say it lovingly. There's a difference between "these
stretch marks have disfigured you" and "look
darling, I bought you some stretch marks cream!"
* Focus on other things. Her brains. Her patience.
Her kindness. Her creativity. Her sense of humour...
To both:
*** Communicate. Pray together. Eat together. Play
together. lalasticlala do d needful |
Re: My Advice by nigeriancritic1(m): 7:14am On May 02, 2016 |
Ay04z:"Death comes as the end"_Agatha Christie 1 Like |
Re: My Advice by firstking01(m): 7:23am On May 02, 2016 |
Most married women that suffered this are the main architect of their own problem...when she was single, she controls the way she eats and keeps her body shape fit and men will be running head overheels for her...watch it, immediately she enters man house and becomes a wife, she ceases to do those things that she was doing when she was single, and thereby growing uncontrollably fat, and i hate fat women...a lil pespiring the whole room will change odour |
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