emilil:
they play hard to get buh if u don't respond to their green light, u don enter trouble

juhan:
lol take your time o who you dey call winch?

tommychow:
Why can't some women be rejected or enter friendzone peacefully? I'm getting really tired of females feeling if they like you and give you the greenest lights, you're automatically meant to go for them. They rant about how most men can't handle being denied relationship or sex but when it happens to them, there'll hate the hell out of your life, you sef go dey fear.

The most current story: There's this chick at work I hardly knew cos I was new there. I got to know her more when we met at a supermarket during lunch break. We clicked fast and became good friends; gisting, gossiping, joking, things normal friends do. We was cool until she started getting too clingy and touchy, calling too often, palpable moodiness when I don't have her time etc. She was going hard on me...but I love my new job and I personally think it's very foolish to have affairs at work. I stayed strong and continue to be just friends with her. She gradually got the message that she was in the f-zone and has begun to despise me. She ignores my greetings, gives me evil witch looks, rudely interrupting my conversations etc. Someone I've never disrespected once o, you'll just wake up and decide to hate a nigga.

I can't react because I'm new there. It's too early to start forming I-don't-take-rubbish. I need my bosses to believe I'm mature and can keep my cool consistently. She's been working in the company for 4 years, she's older than me and earns more. Atm, I can only chop her nonsense drama but it's haaaaard. Plus, I'm desperate to be cool with as many colleagues.

Not generalizing but I see this too often and no one rants about it. These ladies need to stop being hypocrites and chop their yawa nicely. Do they also say "yes" to every Tunde, Femi and Emeka that comes their way? They can go as far as ruining your reputation. Abeg guys have taste too.

"No one can interrupt you without your consent" .

juhan:
lol i wont just hate you. I'll make your life miserable

tommychow:


WOW! Oh boy you don suffer o. Painful part is, you know it's her but you no get evidence. Good looks na curse for naija I swear.

These women don't deal with you directly o. Evil witches!!! You need serious MFM prayers to fight back.

juhan:
lwkmd girls arent smiling

KingCheezyPuff:
°•Truth
I once broke a dudes glasses because he rejected me.
...He told me no an they just broke in my hands
...whadn't really my fault.

Emperoradrian:
. Yea,gals lik u......my frend cheated on his gal,and d gal swore to pay back,after much pleadin frm d guy,d gal forgave him,Bt she no forget....d guy cum d trail d gal to knw if she's goin out wit anoda man,Bt found natin...#fastforward to after exams...#....dia is dis course dey wrote,DAT d lecturer always brag DAT A" is for him d lecturer,B" is for God(jst imagine),and C" is for d very serious stds,after d exam ,ppl were sorting d lecturer wit moni(6k) dis my guy enta onitsha hustle for lik one wk,raise 14k,he sent it to d gal to sort for herself and himself too,den keep d remaining 2k for herself.....my country ppl,dis gal jejely sort her own,witout sorting for d guy.......d guy got bak to sch,wit d hop DAT all is well.bt wen d results were pasted,d gal got a B",and d guy got an F"....#galsaremeanshaa.

tommychow:


I'm joking oh! Before you send ur servants to come and flog me. And I'm joking again.

drmikeadams:
;DChai..I just need ur type in my life right now..

Surfboard:


I guess his 'no' broke the glasses.

°•Well,if that story was actually true.... yeah

KingCheezyPuff:
°•Well,if that story was actually true.... yeah