90% of the babes I slept with all had active boyfriends and husbands

All the babes all complained their boyfriends and husbands were cheating

I found out about the indiscretion or caught red handed these same babes cavorting with other men

All my goons complain that their girlfriends are cheating on them

All my goons babes all complain to me dat awon goons mi are all players and cheaters

I slept with 95% of awon goons mi baabes and paro and yet they never stopped asking me why men cheat and play on decent women (na God go punish plenty people)

I slept with 95% percent of babes who introduce me as just a friend to the idiot she is dating

All my babes cheated on me including the ones who wore hijab or were armed with a bible, rosay and scapula

If I slept with your babe, and you slept with his babe, and he slept with my babe. How come we all still wondering why we can't find faithful people.

Make una dey fear God sometimes. Oh ye shameless cheats

Another BS!

You have no clue what 'ALL' means

Yes we are cheats and liars.
Happy now?

don't worry, God is soaking your cane in petrol, both the SLEEPWITHER and the SLEEPWITHEE

Please someone help me out

happy i quit such a stressful world called dating

Belong to nobody!!!! But God

halfricanadian:
happy i quit such a stressful world called dating

Belong to nobody!!!! But God

you should have a pic. How exactly are ur potential admirers suposed to ogle at u ? Hian

Stupedinluv1:
Yes we are cheats and liars.

Happy now?

tell me darling. Wat did you do to deserve a ban. Dat monicker is an impostor. Confess to padre

Chuksemi:

thaank you sir for the job oportunity. But it appears you need it more than I do

Dmarketter:
you should have a pic. How exactly are ur potential admirers suposed to ogle at u ? Hian

Wen my post clearly stated i just left d dating world kissed it good bye why shd i now upload pix nd start wat i cant finish

pass me wine joor

halfricanadian:


Wen my post clearly stated i just left d dating world kissed it good bye why shd i now upload pix nd start wat i cant finish

pass me wine joor

the man who was responsible dat such an evil decision should befall us, may his bottom be raped by a thousand demons. If you still love him sha let them spare him just for my potential attraction to you. Shey you are a happy lady.... It means I have to find out what will make u happier...... a pic for ginger my swagger oh . Baaby boo how u see am....... By the way I intend to drive here so I can't drink and drive

STFUareyouG0d:
Another BS!

You have no clue what 'ALL' means

come this man, in my other monicker, me and you na padi padi . We don't fight. No vex me ohh

Dmarketter:
come this man, in my other monicker, me and you na padi padi . We don't fight. No vex me ohh

hihihihihihihi

Oya whisper it to me. What's your main moniker?

Dmarketter:
tell me darling. Wat did you do to deserve a ban. Dat monicker is an impostor. Confess to padre

I did nothing Its me

This is a nice cocktail of bullshit and half-truths.. But mostly bullshit. I've met many young men and women who are in love and faithful. You simply need to relocate yer ass to where saner people live.

Dmarketter:
the man who was responsible dat such an evil decision should befall us, may his bottom be raped by a thousand demons. If you still love him sha let them spare him just for my potential attraction to you. Shey you are a happy lady.... It means I have to find out what will make u happier...... a pic for ginger my swagger oh . Baaby boo how u see am....... By the way I intend to drive here so I can't drink and drive

lol i do not understand o

STFUareyouG0d:
hihihihihihihi

Oya whisper it to me. What's your main moniker?

NEVER !!! You wanna expose me ni.

Stupedinluv1:


I did nothing Its me

who did this to my crush. Just for no gaddem reason. No vex u hear. How long in the prison them popo holding mi lady for. Saay the word and charming will break you out

Dmarketter:
NEVER !!! You wanna expose me ni.

no. That's not the plan. Just don't wanna cross my padi

halfricanadian:


lol i do not understand o

what I am saying is that, all other men are fakes and impostors. I have arrived. The prince charming of nairaland. When I go to meet ur dad to inquire about that flower in his garden. I will go not with jars of palm wine. But with the palm trees themselves. So he could get as many jars of wine as he wants. Bebe wasup now. What is ur real name , you can call me MODO MODO. My name is so awesome you call it twice

Dmarketter:
what I am saying is that, all other men are fakes and impostors. I have arrived. The prince charming of nairaland. When I go to meet ur dad to inquire about that flower in his garden. I will go not with jars of palm wine. But with the palm trees themselves. So he could get as many jars of wine as he wants. Bebe wasup now. What is ur real name , you can call me MODO MODO. My name is so awesome you call it twice

Funny guy truth is i quit love for good

STFUareyouG0d:
no. That's not the plan. Just don't wanna cross my padi

I dey prison bros. Them peeps put me in there. Once I declare for here my sentence fit long oh. No just tasi me again o jare. Enjoy

halfricanadian:


Funny guy truth is i quit love for good

ohhhhhh. Anyhoo am sure you gat ur reasons dear. Nevertheless you feet could be swept off anytime. Maybe like me reduce ur expectations. Then whatever the love offers could be manageable. Life without love is almost mundane. Though life with it sometimes can cause flood of tears. This vain world. *sighs*

Dmarketter:
I dey prison bros. Them peeps put me in there. Once I declare for here my sentence fit long oh. No just tasi me again o jare. Enjoy

ok sir. Enjoy your stay in prison. I hope they bring you enough bread and watery beans

STFUareyouG0d:
ok sir. Enjoy your stay in prison. I hope they bring you enough bread and watery beans

hahahahahahahahaha when I no be kanu or yoot. I don start again. Oya bye bye oh

Dmarketter:
ohhhhhh. Anyhoo am sure you gat ur reasons dear. Nevertheless you feet could be swept off anytime. Maybe like me reduce ur expectations. Then whatever the love offers could be manageable. Life without love is almost mundane. Though life with it sometimes can cause flood of tears. This vain world. *sighs*

Done with it

Wen i say im done i really mean it pple dont just get it

Dmarketter:
hahahahahahahahaha when I no be kanu or yoot. I don start again. Oya bye bye oh

you'll be out like Modiba

halfricanadian:


Done with it

Wen i say im done i really mean it pple dont just get it

hmmmmmm. Guess u need to teach me how to be done with stuff. All my new year resolutions fail on the 10th of january. Well your a human being and subject to change. You have what you want in ur heart and you alone know what it is. The moment you see it or observe it in someone , you would have a rethink. Especially being that the decison u making now is a reaction to an unfavourable action in ur life. So my new crush. Never say never. Rather wish and seek thy heart desires , jjust as I am seeking thee. Bring me a palm tree. Big gestures only.....life's hidden fun

STFUareyouG0d:
you'll be out like Modiba

yes oh , exactly. Madiba of ithe ipobians. Bros shey u know say ur tempting me abi. If them ban this account, I no get another email oh

Dmarketter:
yes oh , exactly. Madiba of ithe ipobians. Bros shey u know say ur tempting me abi. If them ban this account, I no get another email oh

tempting you to do what sir?

Dmarketter:
hmmmmmm. Guess u need to teach me how to be done with stuff. All my new year resolutions fail on the 10th of january. Well your a human being and subject to change. You have what you want in ur heart and you alone know what it is. The moment you see it or observe it in someone , you would have a rethink. Especially being that the decison u making now is a reaction to an unfavourable action in ur life. So my new crush. Never say never. Rather wish and seek thy heart desires , jjust as I am seeking thee. Bring me a palm tree. Big gestures only.....life's hidden fun

You sound playful nd complicated