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TheArchangel:
1--If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her. If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts.
Addendum: Unless your thought includes a plan to sleep with said girlfriend. Evacuate said thoughts from your mind, as this violates several other sections of bro code and shalt not be considered a 'straight up thought'.
---Unless your bro and his girl are into that. Then refer to section 69E of the Bro Code for Eifel Tower etiquette.
2-If your Bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more weights on the bar before you call the police.
Tell them he finished the set too.
3--If two bros knows the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it.
If a bro is excited to tell a story that you've heard from another bro, pretend it's your first time hearing it and high-five him.
4-If a bro dies and you have a chance to clear his internet history and destroy his hard drive you must do it.
------The bro consensus for this code is not enough.
So listen carefully- Just set the laptop on fire, please. Also, burn everything you find under the bed. Just to be safe.
5-You shall provide drinks for any bros who help you move house.
Thou shall provide beer for any bro that helps you in a physically demanding task
Addendum: Thou shalt help a bro move at least once and be compensated accordingly. Thou art not obligated to help a bro move again until said bro has assisted in a minimum of one change of domicile for thyself and he has been compensated accordingly. Said previous rule can be broken if either party are feeling particularly generous or are 'best bros' as defined in section 36-C subsection 4.
6-Don't throw friends under the bus to impress others
If there is a girl you want to impress, ask your bro if it's cool to throw him under the bus. He will say yes. Just ask, god damn it.
Well there's the "yes rule" where whatever weird bullshit your friend says to impress a girl you have to corroborate, no matter how dumb.

Boo boo we dont need ladies anyways