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Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by adebayo201: 11:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
when my cousin decided to add dettol to the water meant for drinking... i was like... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Joygalore(f): 11:39pm On May 27, 2016 |
My nephew asked what plans I have for him.I was shocked and the next he said was,"I know your plans,you want to kill me" I couldn't stop laughing at the way he said it but I realised why he said that. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by RexTramadol1: 11:41pm On May 27, 2016 |
Uncle why did I miss all the assignments you did for me? Me: your teacher doesn't know anything, tell him to do the corrections for you tomorrow Chap: My uncle know book more than you that is why he is uncle Me: Koni dafun tisha e ati eni to ni school yin papo! But tiz bn long sha, I was a secondary schl student den. 4 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by jibola22(f): 11:44pm On May 27, 2016 |
My 4yrs baby saw me using pad after bathing... D next day afta bathing He quickly gave me a pad frm d trowley and said mummy "take ur pampers" lol 10 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by horluwashegun(m): 11:51pm On May 27, 2016 |
children ehn, this 3yrs old neighbour(joy) saw a photo of my elder sister standing in front of her birthday cake on her first year birthday, with tears in her eyes,(probabbly cos of th crowd)after staring at it for few seconds(apparently puzzled)she then asked me "uncle why is this baby crying na? sebi there is cake in her front". 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:52pm On May 27, 2016 |
luckynzo: That kind silence buhahahahahaha 2 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by xcamarie(f): 11:55pm On May 27, 2016 |
My little cousin(age 4) knew my brother's name as bro Sule, so one day her mum told her dat's ur cousin pointing to my brother, when her mum left she now said ''sebi ur name is brother sule'' my brother said yes, she now said ''and mummy said ur name is cousin'' lol. When we were young, my dad's friends came to visit him n wen he was seeing dem off my little brother(age 3) ran after him and said ''daddy daddy!'' my dad said what! he now said ''buy wife for me'' my dad said common! go back... dey now laughed with his friends. i know say for their mind dem go say omo dis ur pikin eh.. lol 7 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by YOLO1(m): 12:14am On May 28, 2016 |
ajebuter:U for give am make im add butter |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by YOLO1(m): 12:16am On May 28, 2016 |
FTBOY:Lol.... so na ur sister toto u dey look abi? |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by YOLO1(m): 12:18am On May 28, 2016 |
Fialm:So did u later dance with ur pant and bra? |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by YOLO1(m): 12:26am On May 28, 2016 |
jibola22:Hahahahaha |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Twizzy30(m): 12:29am On May 28, 2016 |
I culd remeber wen ma dad was traveling to ondo. So he told my baby sister wah he shld get for him wen cuming bak. She jux said she wants ondo 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by AspDrone(m): 12:46am On May 28, 2016 |
Make some of una dey lie on top pikin o.... There 'eleda' is watching u. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Etyguy(m): 12:49am On May 28, 2016 |
I once remember travelling with my niece she was very young then, she ask her mum this question :mummy where does road end? the mum replied why do u ask that? she replied, we have been travelling everything and i have never seen anywhere where people say road ends here. 2 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by KakiP(m): 1:04am On May 28, 2016 |
My mum finished speaking with her mum on the phone, not knowing my little sister heard the conversation, after the call, she came and said "so mummy you have a mummy?" Funniest question. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by missjane: 1:28am On May 28, 2016 |
I remember one time I was with a friend (Paul) and his twin daughters so they were watching one Barbie movie, Paul asked them what do they learn from watching such movies. Then the kids were silent and asked him, dad 've you seen fast and furious? Paul said yes, which of the seasons as in feeling like someone who has seen season 7, the kids asked him what does he learn from watching such movies? I tear laugh eh..the guy was so embarassed.. 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by exxy(m): 1:43am On May 28, 2016 |
Bigvirus:you right, Kids ask alot of questions like this 1 Like |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Askmewhy(m): 3:36am On May 28, 2016 |
My wife car was bad and she couldn't go with it to pick my girl who was 4 years then. As they were coming and her mum was about paying a Taxi that conveyed them my daughter asked y did she wants to pay? She said that daddy don't use to collect money whenever he picks people. Because she has seen me on different occasion picking students along her way to school to my office. 6 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by 3kay945(m): 3:42am On May 28, 2016 |
I was mixing some paints when my 2yrs plus boy came around... the ground was little bit messed up. This happened. Son : daddy see (pointing to the mess on the tiles) Me: what Son : pupu Me: who pupu? Son: is you daddy, go toilet , go toilet. Then he ran away shouting, 'mummy mummy , daddy has pupu o. I was just smiling. 12 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Rtopzy(f): 4:23am On May 28, 2016 |
greatgod2012: hey!!! Fraud!! Why didn't u answer d question? |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Ferdinandu(m): 4:59am On May 28, 2016 |
luckynzo:I asked exactly the same question when I was younger during that advert when the whole family was together and got exactly the same response. |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by darlenese(f): 5:18am On May 28, 2016 |
My 3 year old daughter has never seen me tie two wrappers, on this particular day, hubby and I had a function and the dress code was two wrappers, , when she saw me come out from the room she was surprised and this conversation ensued : Claire: are u a mama ? Me: No Claire: are u a mummy Me: YES ...and she smiled and waked away To her, "a mama is an aged women that ties two wrappers I.e grandmother , while a mummy is a young woman that wears only skirts and gowns 3 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by naniawini(f): 6:04am On May 28, 2016 |
My 2yr old cousin was crying so I was lik Justice stop crying I'll make Golden morn 4 u Eyah! All a sudden he asked mi Anty Beulah what is Eyah? I wan laff die 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by Blessograo(f): 6:17am On May 28, 2016 |
my lil sis saw me holding a pack of always and asked for its use, i just told the it contains sliced bread and the picture of the droplets she's seeing is raw egg that you fry for the bread and i pointed to something and said it was titus canned fish and tea. she asked if she could eat i told her its for adult, you need to see the look on her face. the next day she saw it she said '' you did not fry the egg yesterday" 4 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by deeway200(m): 6:25am On May 28, 2016 |
When my dad died and my son said ' he has not eaten. When will he eat?' 5 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by zonax(m): 6:27am On May 28, 2016 |
jibola22:Lol. Funny. Kids can be so smart. |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by bayulll011(m): 6:49am On May 28, 2016 |
Nawa4nl: grow up seems u dont av anything to do with ur life,very soon u will start to dey drink that ur oil,and remeber other region are discovering oil now very soon u and ur oil will be useless as if they can govern themselves 2 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by silversonuc(m): 7:23am On May 28, 2016 |
jopretty: technical reply.....bravo |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by silversonuc(m): 7:29am On May 28, 2016 |
justicejay: haha i tell u o |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by silversonuc(m): 7:36am On May 28, 2016 |
FTBOY: i remember dis exact comment frm a similar post last year 3 Likes |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by silversonuc(m): 7:39am On May 28, 2016 |
Fialm: [b][/b] i suspect dt boy o. dt was how s lil baby boy had an erection sucking his mummys nipple o. na so naija don spoy reach sir 1 Like |
Re: Share The Most Hilarious Questions Your Child Has Ever Asked U. by restored2016(m): 7:44am On May 28, 2016 |
I and my daughter passed a group of angry politicians whose candidate lost an election and the following discussion took place. Daughter- why are this people's face like this? I- they are angry. Daughter- why are they angry? I- there candidate lost an election. Daughter- wow! Who are they? I- you are disturbing me, its APC. Daughter- she laughed out loud and said 'Angry Peoples Congress'. I couldn't help it but laugh along, Children of these days know a lot and what to know a lot. |
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