In bed:
(1) Never have Any business near his anus. What did you keep there that you are looking for.

(2) Why, just why will you bite my nipples. Did I wrong you in any way ?

(3) When giving a hand job, biko small small dey pull am, as you can see its only one, if you break am or cut am , he would start watching telemundo and korean movies.

(4) Why , why exactly would u wanna blow air into the D or use ur teeth on the balls. You wanna kill him ni. If you are hungry please eat before coming to bed.

(5) Well unless he has a higher tolerance, a party to us means ffm and not , I repeat not mmf. How could a man maintain an erection with another naked man in same room.

In relationship:
(1) Stop telling us "he is my friend, it won't go more than this" . Me that is fucking you now did we come out of the womb together? If I had told u say I go finally Bleep u when I met you. You would have sworn with all the gods dat its impossble. Please sleep with them but don't christen them friends

(2) Why exactly do you feel the question " can I ask you something " or " what are you doing with me" are both approprate after sex. Why are u trying to spoil the evening

(3) If you love me too, say it loud dear, we aren't mind readers, if you know u have no intention to sleep with me when you visit, then stop wearing the best underwear you have before coming. How will I see it amd offer compliment if I don't pull the skirt.

In marriage:

(1) We love you oh mother of our children, please that old wrapper you tying all about the house is a huge turn off.
(2) Before the children came, you had one child which is me, don't neglect my needs and face our children alone, lest on university babe mummys me. Shey dey said men are babies. You will notice we never disputed that.

Ad your own

I agree with the hand-job part. Most girls are bad at it.

D marriage part gat me laughing

my honey moon

MUVA:
I agree with the hand-job part. Most girls are bad at it.

Go to bed son!

halfricanadian:
my honey moon

what are you saying

Ok

Yuneehk:
Go to bed son!

I'm not sleepy yet

halfricanadian:
my honey moon

my loff. Hope u are learning oh. That post has a refernce to you written all over

Yuneehk:
Go to bed son!

I'm not sleepy yet

AirSultan:
what are you saying

This one will b finding trouble up nd down

Dmarketter:
my loff. Hope u are learning oh. That post has a refernce to you written all over

Im learning even writing it down

Wen can i submit for marking

halfricanadian:


Im learning even writing it down

Wen can i submit for marking

eh boo, ensure you put it in tabular form, also add ur refrences. I won't tolerate pliagrism. How are hon. Not sleepy yet ?

MUVA:

I'm not sleepy yet

I'll pardon you 'cause it's still children's day. Goodnight hun

Dmarketter:
eh boo, ensure you put it in tabular form, also add ur refrences. I won't tolerate pliagrism. How are hon. Not sleepy yet ?

Sleep no dey quick catch me na

Ok sir

Oh my God

This is a sad story

My lecturer want to av sex with me

Excuse me sir i dont kno wat u mean

op am nt bimbo owoyemi nah

halfricanadian:

This one will b finding trouble up nd down

Bye!

AirSultan:
Bye!

wahalai u av small malaria in ur brain

halfricanadian:


Sleep no dey quick catch me na

Ok sir

Oh my God

This is a sad story

My lecturer want to av sex with me

Excuse me sir i dont kno wat u mean

op am nt bimbo owoyemi nah

sad story ke. Who annoyed you. Show him to me so I beg him on ur behalf. This is new loff briming. I need to mintain aa pretty face. Hope the loff you had for dinner was satisfying

Dmarketter:
sad story ke. Who annoyed you. Show him to me so I beg him on ur behalf. This is new loff briming. I need to mintain aa pretty face. Hope the loff you had for dinner was satisfying

Why not it was so lovely baby

AirSultan:

oya calm down

Wetin concern me sef..?

halfricanadian:


Why not it was so lovely baby

has he pm 'ed you ? I regret telling him to. I want you all for myself. Am so sad now. #crying #wailing#tying the rope to the fan

Dmarketter:
has he pm 'ed you ? I regret telling him to. I want you all for myself. Am so sad now. #crying #wailing#tying the rope to the fan

Awwww guess he has o

see as u twist our love story

Forbidden love are d strongest

Yuneehk:
I'll pardon you 'cause it's still children's day. Goodnight hun

halfricanadian:

oya calm down

phew..

AirSultan:
phew..

lol i so mch love u i swear

halfricanadian:
lol i so mch love u i swear

bae...

AirSultan:
bae...

Asin my own for u na shoki

halfricanadian:


Asin my own for u na shoki

lol..


you mean like..

AirSultan:
lol..


you mean like..

My baby yes o