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7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:45pm On May 29, 2016 |
Guys, let’s be real. You have not been the perfect husband. But today, you get a clean slate. Just grab your bae and say this after us. ***side eyes at those who will defect*** 1. Dear Wifey I promise to stop referring to your friends as witches. Even though they look, laugh and dress like witches. They make you happy and your happiness is all that matters
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:48pm On May 29, 2016 |
2. I promise to be more understanding when you say no
to sex. I mean headaches can be very painful. I just don’t
get how it should affect the s3x because I am making
love to you down there, not in you head. Still, I’ll be
understanding she said no but you try to take it like a man*** 1 Like
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by MUVA(m): 5:49pm On May 29, 2016 |
**Chilling** |
Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:50pm On May 29, 2016 |
3. When the kids come to me for food, I promise to
think of more proactive ways to solve the problem besides
“go and meet your mother” 2 Likes
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:52pm On May 29, 2016 |
4. I promise to pay attention and actually listen when you
are having “the talk” with me. Even though all I can think
about is how big your b[][]bs look and how I can’t wait
to play with them later
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by ShilohEagle(m): 5:54pm On May 29, 2016 |
lewispius:Na this dey make men have pot belly[size=8pt][/size] |
Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:54pm On May 29, 2016 |
5. I promise to try and be the husband you portray me
to be on Instagram though I dislike the pictures of me
that you put there. I always look like your house-boy
while you look super gorgeous. Abi photoshop is only for YOU***
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by Nobody: 5:55pm On May 29, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by ZeeAfrica(f): 5:55pm On May 29, 2016 |
K |
Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:56pm On May 29, 2016 |
6. I promise to accept full responsibility for emotional
quarrels instead of blaming it on your period, your
hormones or you. Although I still believe that you can be
a little bit irrational most of the time and that is because
you are a woman
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by dauntless15(m): 5:56pm On May 29, 2016 |
bah not funny |
Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by lewispius: 5:59pm On May 29, 2016 |
7. Every time your…sorry, our son exhibits rascally behavior,
I promise not to blame it on your side of the family. My
family has a history of propriety and decency that dates
back 5 generations but hey, that’s just history right? See ur head like ur Mother's own***
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Re: 7 Promises Nigerian Husbands Will Definitely Not Keep by heayey(m): 5:59pm On May 29, 2016 |
Noted |
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