It's a normal thing to have a crush in the church.

Even nowadays, pastors do tell their church members to marry each other in the Church.And I think that's not bad.

Buh funnily enough...Guys do strategise some ways to make sure they get the attention of their crush.

No Time to check Wristwatch, time is moving quickly.

7 Ways Nigerian Guys Act To Get The Attention Of Their Crush In Their Church
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1. They Look For A Way To Be Her Friend

Guys find every means to be her friend.They will always study and calculate the time she used to arrive to the church.That's when you'll see them coming to church early so that he might talk to her and compliment her on her bag, dress, earrings etc.They just want her to acknowledge them.

2. Pretend To Be Holy

Guys pretend to be holy even more holy than their pastor."A thug in his house buh a pastor in the church"...They make sure they attend bible study, fellowship, evangelism etc because they know their crush loves doing the work of God.They do think that if they're not showing the "Holy Side", their crush won't want to acknowledge them.

3. Always Trying To Seat Next To Her

They always scheme, prepare and calculate where their crush would seat before they go ahead to seat.They make sure they seat beside her so that they might try to get her audience and have a conversation with her, which might later results to both falling for each other.*I'm guilty of this particular one*.

4. They Join Units Their Crush Is

They make sure they join units where there crush is.Imagine their crush be in the Chorister's unit and this my guy doesn't know how to sing.They don't mind whether is Prayer unit or Drama unit.They just must be there.

5. Stalk And Add Her On Church Whatsapp Group

I remember a day when my friend added his crush through church whatsapp group and his crush reported him to the pastor..*I can't laugh*..They make sure they stalk her on Whatsapp church group and later add her up as a friend without them disclosing their ID to her to avoid being Embarrass or Rejected.

6. Make Her Their Prayer Partner

Guys make sure that their crush is their prayer partner.They don't mind lying to her that "Sister, God revealed unto me, that you must be my prayer partner".Chai! Using God to deceive her because of your Master plan to get her attention.I'm sure guys are guilty of this particularly one.

7. They Try To Impress Her Through Their Gift

This is the most common one.Even I am guilty of this.They tried displaying their gifts and talents to impress and get their crush attention.If you see any guy performing special number every blessed Sunday during the church service...Oh boy! He's only trying to impress his crush ni o..Guys know ladies love a guy that can Sing, dance, play guitar etc.They tried using that to make it easy for them to approach her just to hear the word "Hi" with the hope of them hearing "Wow! I love your special ministration"..*I can't laugh*.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Guys which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours.



List Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

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sinaj:
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Cutehector:
I dont date people in my neighborhood

wristbangle:
nice one Mr. Danceville

CaroLyner:
they look at her all through the service. just to get noticed.

DanceVille:
Why my brother?

CaroLyner:
they look at her all through the service.
just to get noticed.

DanceVille:
Lmao.


I'm guilty of this one.

CaroLyner:
they look at her all through the service.
just to get noticed.

Cutehector:
i really cant fathom it cuz i think its right from secondary school. I just prefer datin a lady from outside my vicinity... No reasons for it tho

ronald4lif:
That number 3 sha, if I hear say I'm not guilty. And it's very paining when you get to church only to realise that there's no space near where your crush is seated.

CaroLyner:

wat shall it profit you to stare at a girl all through service and she ends up giving you the "cold look.

DanceVille:
Lmao.. Same here bro.


You will feel chasing that person, especially if it's a guy seating beside her away.

ronald4lif:


Yes and the most painful one is if you know where she normally sits every Sunday's and go early to secure a sit near hers only for her to come and sit somewhere else. Chai, that one can pain ehh.

SAINTSAMURAII:
NICE ONE @OP. one of the things i love about myself and that most of my friends have noticed, is that no matter how beautiful you are, even if you are dj cuppy, when it comes to church service, i dont notice you, its like you are not even there at all. i give my 100% focus to the teachings, prayers and praises of that service. i can be crushing on you outside, but inside church, in my mind you dnt exist.

GloryIsaac:
That no 2 shaa.... All these devils suddenly become interested in church activties when there's a target on board ...

Shout out to ma niggas!!!

GloryIsaac:
That no 2 shaa.... All these devils suddenly become interested in church activties when there's a target on board ...

Shout out to ma niggas!!!

Cutehector:
I dont date people in my neighborhood

DanceVille:
Lol!
Imagine a person dat smokes acting like a pastor.

GloryIsaac:


Really funny when i see my niggas claiming holy b'cos of some babe

Well, as long as we hit the target, the way its done wont matter

Rhesusmonkey:
Especially if he is an instrumentalist, he will start making some funny professional sounds just 2 impress her, not as if he is trying 2 impress God