KingCheezyPuff:
°I take it back yer the dude with the saggy middle an no 6pack
...go from me!

dollyjoy:
Jesu Christiiiiiiii!! That guy hand sha lmaooooooooooo.



Thanks boo,i can now sleep


nighty night

Cutehector:
rubbish......

Mediapace:
Pour cold water on her,wake up gurl,
after 7 already

dollyjoy:
lol.


Goodmorning

Mediapace:
Morning to you too,how was your night ?

dollyjoy:
Mynight was splendid and short. Too short for my liking

Mediapace:
No be past 12 you left nairaland :-( why e no go short

handsam:




You love six pack puffy





My God











What have I been waiting for





Puffy i get am





Shall we now proceed to getting married

°Yes ! Yes! Yes!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
°It's an abuse
When the term "blackie" was used on a African(dispute geographical location) it was used to hurt

•Yer dp says yer dark skin and I believe it.

"Wonder woman"...

NevetsIbot:
lol.. Its an effect... I'm not dark skinned really...... Hehe. I'm sort of inbetween light and dark. So?

KingCheezyPuff:
°Show me

NevetsIbot:
Ion think you've given me any reason to show you.

sexstoriexpost:


Mr Seun should please make this whole pm ish very easy by creating a straight forward inbox right here on nairaland, instead of going back to our email accounts, which is very cumbersome.

KingCheezyPuff:
°Yes ! Yes! Yes!!!

handsam:



Now all that remains is for an official nairaland priest to make us husband and wife


Smellymout.h thy attention is needed here o

Therefore, what God has joined together, let no man, Tradition or custom put asunder..

You may kiss the bride

Smellymouth:


*** Clears throat ******


Will you handsam take lady KingCheezyPuff whom you hold hands with to be your true wedded companion?

Will you promise to live towards her, as you believed God has commanded you? Will you love, honour, cherish and reverence her in all of life and keep her only unto so long as you both shall live?

If this is your sacred purpose, let us hear and Answer :::

Handsam right now :::

Therefore, what God has joined together, let no man, Tradition or custom put asunder..

You may kiss the bride
**** 2 hours later *** ::

°Wait!! I have cold feet!!

°•I can't do this Handsam !
....*I apologize!!

BiafraBushBoy:
Guys have bleeped up so much on this forum...

Even girls that even a Mad man can't approach is being selective on Nairaland...

Op congrats, do me a favour,...

I will recommend you for a facial surgery, you need one as fast as possible...

KingCheezyPuff:
°Wait!! I have cold feet!!

°•I can't do this Handsam !
....*I apologize!!

Smellymouth:


*** Clears throat ******


Will you handsam take lady KingCheezyPuff whom you hold hands with to be your true wedded companion?

Will you promise to live towards her, as you believed God has commanded you? Will you love, honour, cherish and reverence her in all of life and keep her only unto so long as you both shall live?

If this is your sacred purpose, let us hear and Answer :::

Handsam right now :::

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Therefore, what God has joined together, let no man, Tradition or custom put asunder..

You may kiss the bride




**** 2 hours later *** ::

handsam:





What..!


After all the bride price i paid for you..!...oh no...u don't..!
*runs after her*

°I'll pay it all back! I promise!

KingCheezyPuff:
°I'll pay it all back! I promise!

handsam:




*catches her*


Thats wat dy all say...





*carries her back to the altar*




Kwantinue now

°Wait Hadsam
There's someone else!
.....*I just didn't know how ta tell you

KingCheezyPuff:
°Wait Hadsam
There's someone else!
.....*I just didn't know how ta tell you

handsam:




Hmm...well i dont care...


We are getting married unless the other dude raises his hand to show he doesn't agree with the marriage



Am sure nairaland peeps agree with the marriage





Chimo...! Wait o...what caused you to run in the first place ...was it dt pic sm.elly.mou th posted of a dude bleeping a gal....




Dont you worry am not lyk that rascal...i will go gentle on you

Now say yes

*No Handsam Lala us a jealous man
....he'll beat you up

KingCheezyPuff:
*No Handsam Lala is a jealous man,
he'll beat you up

donTbone:




#justSmiling!

°Why aren't you in bed?

KingCheezyPuff:
*No Handsam Lala us a jealous man
....he'll beat you up

handsam:




So na lala...don't worry..


he will understand why you left him for me



Afterall its a free world

He knows..or should i ask for permission from him

°Not if you value yer legs!
you better just let me be!!


Anyway,what'sup with you hommie?

KingCheezyPuff:
°Not if you value yer legs!
you better just let me be!!


Anyway,what'sup with you hommie?

handsam:



Girls..!



See as she wan change the matter


Well m okay...where did we stop



Oh....m too fast for lala to gt ma legs

°you'll trip up
..Leave me and go back to Genie!