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I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 8:32am On Jun 11, 2016 |
My sister has the habit of Bringing her freinds who school at yaba tech to come live wth us in my place, now there's dis new friend of hers by name beatrice who is wth us now, Beatrice is very fresh and beautiful and n boiz will not jus let her rest as they keep on callin her fone every time. Now last night I slept late cos of the new boxing game I bought on my ps4 and I had to beat a lot of opponent in the tournament and atleast go far a bit, so that made me sleep late so I woke late dis morning and what woke me up was the way beatrice ran from inside the bathroom\toilet to pick her call and after that she left the house, so I went to the bathroom to take my bath cos I'm already late for work as I found two missed calls on my fone frm my customers already who wants to barb. So as I entered the bath room I saw beatrice's menstrual pad on the tank of the WC, chai I wondered what to do wth it cos if I flush it in the toilet,it cld block the pipe so I got a black Nylon and decided to tie it in it and Dispose it. But before then I jus said lemme jus. Smell the pad,in fact I wished I neva did, cos the horrible smell dat fastened itself to that menstrual pad is so terrible that as it entered my nose I felt me fizzling away in2 eternity, infact my surviving the experience is nothing short of a miracle! Chai gals are naturally dirty, you jus see them forming on the road if you live wth them I swear you can hardly tolerate them,their yansh smells,their pvssy smells,their hair smells,everything abt them has a tendency to smell,that's why they use make up,perfumes and what have you jus for them to be acceptable before men chai. If not that God knows better I would have wondered what we need women for in dis world.........pheeeeew 7 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Eddygourdo(m): 8:40am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Brother, if you are still wearing clothes aand not running around a market, get help fast because once you enter maarket naked, there is no cure. What is wrong with you na 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Tascocent(m): 8:46am On Jun 11, 2016 |
I jus said lemme jus. Smell the pad............ Wetin u dey expect b4 #Strawberry flavour. Lolz 24 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by czarr(m): 8:47am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Lol Who send you message? No be you wan smell am? Curiosity kills the cat or in this case the guy 4 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 8:47am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Why would you smell a menstrual pad? Boy, you a weirdo but how does a Nigerian Barber afford a PS4...Suspect 12 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Xtracoool(m): 8:51am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Why d heck did I open this thread 5 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 8:55am On Jun 11, 2016 |
FvckeDyoBiTch:hardwork pays, nigerian barber or no nigerian. Barber 3 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by optional1(f): 8:57am On Jun 11, 2016 |
So girl sha y keep use pad wen u not living alone. Op girls smells dat means ur sister also smells right. No judge everygirl wit one girl. Next time u wont only smell pad u should keep it close to ur bed. 5 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by olac21(m): 9:07am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Gosh-it irritates man(exp the last day)!stop bringing such online..I feel like puking |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Cutehector(m): 9:17am On Jun 11, 2016 |
U smelt a mudafvckin used pad? And u were alive to tell the story? Shakes him.. well done na u be d man 10 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Bushesbae(f): 9:26am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Can't believe you disposed the pad not to talk of sniffing it. Goodness! what the heck is wrong with some nl boys 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by iykekelvins(m): 9:29am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Nigga, you crazy Why the heck should you sniff a used pad |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 9:43am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Op is weird as Bleep , menstrual blood is a dirty blood the body is tryna get rid of, the blood that woulda formed a human being. What were you expecting it to smell like. You saying the girl is dirty cos her her used pad smells, u're the dirty disgusting Niggah for sniffing a used pad, yuck 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 9:45am On Jun 11, 2016 |
Cutehector:hector I must confess my sense of smell has never been more humiliated as regards wat my nose suffered frm sniffing that pad! |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 9:46am On Jun 11, 2016 |
mizzkweenbee:aren't you scared of gettn pregnant ehn, why are you mentioning me? |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 9:56am On Jun 11, 2016 |
jonaifame22:Am just telling u the real fact bro, u're dirty as Bleep. To think of the fact that u're not ashamed to go broadcasting that u did such a thing. U need help bro 2 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 9:59am On Jun 11, 2016 |
FvckeDyoBiTch: Lol |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by PoliticalThuG(m): 10:10am On Jun 11, 2016 |
I have been laughing my ass off since.. Lol. What a nice way to start a day... 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by UyiIredia(m): 10:13am On Jun 11, 2016 |
The odor go be like rotten egg. 2 Likes |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 10:14am On Jun 11, 2016 |
mizzkweenbee:okay girlie pls help me buh pls don't mention me again cos u'll get pregnant,be warned! |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 10:20am On Jun 11, 2016 |
jonaifame22:Lolzzz, if u as much as touch me, will soak my skin in a jacuzzi of bleach. U keep talking of pregnancy, isn't it too early to be that hot |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 10:26am On Jun 11, 2016 |
mizzkweenbee:easy gal I don't need to touch you before you get pregnant,mary was not touched by any man before she birth the saviour,so be warned, I swear if u mention me again u'll vomit in2 weeks time and I guess you know what that means |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 10:27am On Jun 11, 2016 |
jonaifame22:oh boy you really need to reduce the intake of cheap weed 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 11, 2016 |
jonaifame22:Am no Mary Mr, and dnt av to wait till after two weeks, the mere thought of being pregnant for u is making me to vomit already |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Cutehector(m): 10:51am On Jun 11, 2016 |
jonaifame22:but why u go sniff pad na.. it's 1million shades of perversion.. u no even sniff pant, na pad.. Kai. Whch spirit enter ur body dah tym sef 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Oteebaba(m): 11:31am On Jun 11, 2016 |
I no no wich kine human being u be o. U dey smell pad. Ur own perversion is on the high. God help u. Wetin concern u with her pad. Instead of u to dispose., u now smell it. U must be special kind of stupid 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by tee59(f): 12:01pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Dis op lack common sense. U are a confused and polluted human being. Do u evn av tim to tnk abt your life and future? D amount of tim u spend talkn abt girls, would av bn used in positive ways. Do u stil want to continue barbing peoples hair for d next ten years? Why can't u just sit down and reason for christ sake. Must u come here to show how foolish u are? Whn wil u get sense? 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by kaziblake(f): 12:06pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo: |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 12:09pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
mizzkweenbee:so u're vommiting already? then I think u're pregnant already,I warned you buh didn't hear, so wat's ur plan now cos abortion is quite expensive dis days! 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by Eddygourdo(m): 12:14pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
kaziblake:wetin man pikin go talk again. The man sef |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by jonaifame22(m): 12:15pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
tee59:thank you very mch girlie, now listen, I barb in my own shop not for anyone, that makes me an enterpreneur, I fend for myself, I rented my own apartment and I'm taking care of my lil sis all frm barbing I'm better than most guys who browse NL all day doin nothing, Now for ur information don't mention me again or u'll get pregnant ask mizzkweenbee, she's already vommiting I warned buh she didn't hear, now her mummy is goin to beat her and her father will disown her ,so pls if u envy her keep mentioning me you too will get pregnant! 1 Like |
Re: I Almost Died Sniffing Her Menstrual Pad That Smelt Like A Dead Rat! by kaziblake(f): 12:18pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Eddygourdo:That guy is mentally unstable |
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