If a walk up to a girl and say I just want to have sex with u, just to cut the I LOVE U stories short, what will a 9ja girl say

She'll shout at u of course. Y not try it 1st before comin to NL?

I'd say "I'm a crossdresser"

lolol try it and come back to tell us ur results.

You can get away with saying that if she's a hooker. All she'll do is state her price.

i tried once and almost got a slap, but at d end i had sex with her

Bleep it mate, it depends on how u come abt it, you can still get laid without getting slapped, and the chick doesnt have to be a LovePeddler before u can get there, its just simple mouth talk with some serious expression

If m such gyal, n yu seem d kinda' bruvva I wan. . . then. . !

Buh ain . . . so a slap iz watchu'd get frm me or 1 of ma weird lukz. . .which will prolly giv yu 9tmarez 4 sumtym!

ill tell u i want to rob a bank too or some smart ass answer
depends on my mood tho

'You've pulled. . . . .come we go . . . . . . Behind the bushes. . . . . . . for a BIG DIRTY SLAAAAAP!!! '

or SELECTIVE deafness/blindness might come to mind. . . .

@poster, it's not only a slap u'll get u could b arrested,

I wil make sure u aint sick ind head den i wil ask u folo me 2 my house, u wil regret ever bein a man.

@poster
maybe i am from another planet but in what world do you have to tell a gal I LOVE U before you can score?!

Though women always say that you shouldn't lie to them, this doesn't mean that when you are telling the truth, be it something tasteless like asking for sex from a stranger, that they won't use their common sense and decide for themselves/ say no.

Reasons why most girls would be shocked and say no could be:

1 The girl used to casual sex is not attracted to you,
2 The girl who is insecure may feel like you're implying that she is easy, be it from her appearance or things you've heard & 1,
3 The girl who is confident and used to casual sex may feel that you need to work harder for that because many guys 'want' it too,
4 The girl who is confident may feel that you're too cocky for your own good,
5 The girl who is not into casual sex or abstaining is simply that; abstaining


The girl who says yes; would probably have had her eye on you for a while and may have fantasised about you too, and is probably a 'love in the club' type of girl.

Feel free to amend these. .

somebody has really given d issue some thot.

@topup u got it.

leave the issue of getting slapped or not, yeah, from my own point of view, i think sex is sumfin you should get when you want it, pay for it or not, but am not a payer for sex though, look., like you can walk into a fast food restaurant if you are hungry to get food, you can also walk into somwhere to get laid, payin or not, but sharp guys dont pay for sex

kenesi:

leave  the issue of getting slapped or not,  yeah, from my own point of view, i think sex is sumfin you should get when you want it, pay for it or not, but am not a payer for sex though, look., like you can walk into a fast food restaurant if you are hungry to get food, you can also walk into somwhere to get  laid, payin or not,  but sharp guys dont pay for sex

You can't walk into a fast food 'joint' and get food without paying for it. People starve because they are pennyless and people can't 'get' sex because they haven't got the right 'currency' if you know what I mean.

i dont

i would say: its not true, guys dont be sentimental !

d truth is had, but it's better to say it, why won't girls admit

Engr T:

d truth is hard, but it's better to say it, why won't girls admit

Thats why a lot of girls shun the title of golddigger and stick to guys with cash, after all, without all the love drama, we know it's sex ur gender is after.

i like u jare

ezinne1212:

Thats why a lot of girls shun the title of golddigger and stick to guys with cash, after all, without all the love drama, we know it's sex your gender is after.

Thank you o jare!!

@ Post,

If a guy walks up to me and says that, I'll prolly lose all the respect I could have had for him cos he lacks tact. There are ways to get a girl to bed without making undue promises like I love you, be my GF, be my wife and bla bla bla that guys say.

its called give n take

I would hiss and walk away.

@jo-izzy,
wetin u find come this thread!
u bera be on ur way to the market.

@post,
well am sure we all (guys) have said it @ somepoint. just depends on how u tell her.
either it comes like a challenge, which in most cases u win,
or it comes like an affront which earns u a slap.

If I was a girl I would walk very quickly away from you all the while looking back n fearing for my safety and just in case I'll have my mace ready. . .

topup:

Though women always say that you shouldn't lie to them, this doesn't mean that when you are telling the truth, be it something tasteless like asking for sex from a stranger, that they won't use their common sense and decide for themselves/ say no.

Reasons why most girls would be shocked and say no could be:

1 The girl used to casual sex is not attracted to you,
2 The girl who is insecure may feel like you're implying that she is easy, be it from her appearance or things you've heard & 1,
3 The girl who is confident and used to casual sex may feel that you need to work harder for that because many guys 'want' it too,
4 The girl who is confident may feel that you're too cocky for your own good,
5 The girl who is not into casual sex or abstaining is simply that; abstaining


The girl who says yes; would probably have had her eye on you for a while and may have fantasised about you too, and is probably a 'love in the club' type of girl.

Feel free to amend these. .

double thumbs up

I will slap the bastard into another race

A woman told some years ago that they (women) know within them that what we (men) want from them is sex (immediately or later); but that they (women) dont want us (men) telling them that upfront as it makes them feel like an object of sex.

Her suggestion?

That we should come to them as "friends" and be nice to them,
make them feel cherised and appreciated and all other things that i will not mention here.

After that, we should bring sex up and they will give in to us without feeliong used.

Poster, u learn anything?

You can even walk up to a sex worker and tell her that "i wan Bleep you!"

haba mallam!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E get as e be!

Learn diplomacy course if helps!!!!!!!!