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Craziest Naija thinking by olamilekan360(m): 11:25pm On Jun 16, 2016
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing,
they are
dating.(crazy pple)

2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo
her.

3. All old women are witches.

4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money
Ritual.

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her
uniform when walking out of the Clinic before
Nigerians will
think she went for an abortion.

6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.

7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.

8. All Lawyers are liars.

9. Philosophers are not Godly.

10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church,
he is
using Jass.

11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is
better than those in Polytechnic and Colleges of
Education.

12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati.

13. All Traders do cheat.

14. All Men are wicked.

15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have
started
backsliding.

16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.

17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil
spirit.

18. If u always answer question in class, u are
the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.

20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor....
Naija ehn...
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by falconey(m): 11:27pm On Jun 16, 2016
grin


15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding.

Na this one dey pain me pass, Na church attendance we go use enter heaven?

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Re: Craziest Naija thinking by yarimo(m): 12:23am On Jun 17, 2016
Ehh op that number 6 no be assuming na the truth be that grin

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Re: Craziest Naija thinking by 4rmthewest(m): 12:26am On Jun 17, 2016
But but..... cry

Re: Craziest Naija thinking by hemartins(m): 12:35am On Jun 17, 2016
That's what makes Nigerians unique.

Our mentality is amazing
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by nerdfrost(m): 3:27am On Jun 17, 2016
No 17 do taya me sef angry
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by EmmahO(m): 4:35am On Jun 17, 2016
11 and 14 ...grin
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Olasco93: 5:05am On Jun 17, 2016
Every rich moslem Male is an Alhaji.... and the Female an Alhajia of Hajjia...
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by olamilekan360(m): 6:42am On Jun 17, 2016
Cc lalasticlala
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Kherry: 6:54am On Jun 17, 2016
No 11 tire me..........
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Triczchic(f): 7:11am On Jun 17, 2016
That No.1 is true..especially if its a white man and a naija babe! Next thing they will say is she is a prostitute. grin
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 8:24am On Jun 17, 2016
Triczchic:
That No.1 is true..especially if its a white man and a naija babe! Next thing they will say is she is a prostitute. grin

seems u have fallen victim to this
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by alobright17(m): 8:33am On Jun 17, 2016
What's the number 8 doing on the list?
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Triczchic(f): 11:03am On Jun 17, 2016
schumastic:


seems u have fallen victim to this

Were u d white guy? undecided
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2016
Triczchic:


Were u d white guy? undecided

no am his cousin grin
Re: Craziest Naija thinking by sammyogboso(m): 12:17pm On Jun 17, 2016
Dats y we're Nigerians, we're different

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