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Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
LordofNairaland:.... you would hit me? |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by LordOfNaira: 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: When we are doing the dogggy*** It won't hurt. It is, in fact, very pleasurable. |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
mimzy:what is unhealthy? im just having fun |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by UrWorstNitemare: 6:29pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
[b]You see...there are different kindaf slaps.... buh in tis situation, 5 types come to mind.... 1. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth wide open. 2.FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?” 3.EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o! 4.MILITARY/ BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your cloth. 5.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP : When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages at the same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc. FRIENDS YOU SEE, I'LL JUST HOLD HateU2 WIT MA RITEHAND AND TELL HER.... ***CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY***[/b] 4 Likes |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Smellymouth:ALAGA IBILE |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
k |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Smellymouth: 6:33pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
UrWorstNitemare:bet uncle, what did I do
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Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by donbenedict(m): 6:36pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Smellymouth:hehehe i just say, make i find mimzi trouble small |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Countrygirl(f): 6:36pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Saintsamura |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:just don't do dat pls U ar my bestie's frnd |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
LordofNairaland:•OK.but you bend over !!! 1 Like |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
HateU2:hehehe ok i shud modify right? |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by LordOfNaira: 6:39pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: Let us leave out the details, my love. Remember, our subjects are watching. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Countrygirl:but why |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
LordofNairaland:•I see, yer shy OK 1 Like |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Smellymouth: 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:Yes pls |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
mimzy:We are all Kings and Queens. You remain a Queen. Nothing's changed |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Smellymouth:hehehe tell her say, i wan chop punany |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
HateU2:all right, i have done it. |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Countrygirl(f): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:I was just joking but do you know you are a fake prophet? |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:*hugs him* Thanks pastor |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Countrygirl:i am not |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
HateU2:hehehe wnt u give me pastor's offering? |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by ademipeju(f): 6:55pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by UrWorstNitemare: 6:55pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
HateU2: WHAT I AM THINKING NOW!!!
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Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by tizblink: 7:01pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
iamkingzlee: Kikiki! Bruv iffa no slap you abeg who I wan slap na. You worth the slap |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by KINGinVAHALA: 7:12pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
HateU2: Hi sweetheart, would love to have a private chat with you. Don't dare ignore this or give me a sad face o, *wink* |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
KINGinVAHALA:I'm sorry, I don't do private chats |
Re: Name One Romancelander That You Feel Like Giving A Dirty Slap Offline. by iamkingzlee(m): 7:24pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
tizblink:lol. This man!! I dropped you a whatsapp message. |
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