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10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Nobody: 7:02am On Jun 28, 2016
[b]1) Only carry as much money as you are willing to lose. Stash all valuables (wallet, extra cash, cell phone, etc.) in a hidden spot. Carry a nearly empty monger's wallet with you.

2) Be very cautious if the street hooker on the street looks too good i.e., in most US cities, street hookers do not dress in stilettos, leopard prints, or other obvious hooker outfits Caution is the watchword.

3) Do not call attention to yourself by making a show out of the stop (no U turns or no flagrant traffic moves). Catch her eye (she will be looking) and pull just around the corner onto the next side street and let her come to you. Do not keep your foot on the brake, because you do not want everyone to see your flashy lights. Once having caught her eye, go smoothly around the block, and keep looking out for law enforcement.

4) When you pull up to her (have the doors locked), be willing to drive away if your close up impression of her through the window is not good enough (sores, too thin, wired, dirty, stinky, sullen or "dead" eyes etc.). Street hookers are never as good as your first drive by impression. You can tell her you thought she was someone else and drive away.

5) Ask her if she needs a ride. She should immediately say "Yes" and hop right into the vehicle. Do not negotiate through the window. The monger's first test for Spies: stinging decoys will not get into the car. However be cautious. It is difficult to guard against busted streetwalkers who in order to stay out of jail may be forced to serve as decoys. They might get into your car. But if you refrain from discussing business until you are out of the neighborhood and make certain you are not being tailed, you should be OK. If she insists on negotiating through the window, tell her you thought she was someone else and split. Watch out for tailing Police- Another variation is to say, "I'll give you some cash to let me take nude photos of you back at my room." as nude photography is not a crime. Any streetwalker will be happy to take cash and not have to participate in anything illegal. A decoy will obviously say "No thanks" as they don't want to waste time with someone they can't bust.

6) Once she is in the car, immediately get out of the neighborhood. Local police may stop and hassle you if they see a known hooker in your car. Get permission to feel her bare breasts to be sure she is not LE. She may grab your crotch to ensure that you are not LE. Then get a crystal clear understanding of exactly what you want (covered or no, catch or no, swallow or no, etc) and for exactly how much (plus tip if satisfied). Extensive bargaining is a warning flag of a troublesome hooker and another reason to turn her out. Warning flags should go up if the girl is willing to do full service uncovered.

7) Go to your location unless given a good reason not to. Her location may include a male friend of hers who will rob you. If she refuses your place, you have another reason to turn her out. Be especially cautious of locations where you have no easy exit. Be very leery of taking them to your home! You know the phrase “They will come back to haunt you…”

cool Never give up money before you are finished. You can pay a small token up front, but never the whole amount. If she refuses, then say “Thanks, but no thanks.” Once she has your money, she is in control. This includes fronting money so they can buy some "butter." Money in their hand may mean you will never get to have fun with them.


9.) Do not let outside people get involved. No answering doors, no second girls, no nothing. You are just asking for serious problems.

10) If confronted with a dangerous situation, do not get hostile or seriously argumentative. Tempers flair quickly, to what extent, you may not want to learn. You are in the underworld. Give it up. After all, you stashed your wallet, extra money and valuables elsewhere, right?

Stay safe - even if the thrill of the hunt is part of the deal!
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This is particularly effective in the states but should work anywhere in the world...Guys share your tips and advice too.

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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by SpeedyConnect(m): 7:19am On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Nobody: 7:26am On Jun 28, 2016
SpeedyConnect:
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Adamsdelrio(m): 7:48am On Jun 28, 2016
Nigerian Ashawos are not as difficult as you have described above.... At Lagos park (Upper Iweka) in Onitsha, all you need is your condom and #500.
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by obontami2: 3:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 3:27pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Kolade354(m): 3:38pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Kolade354(m): 3:39pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:
I don't want to comment
so what's the meaning of what you just did?
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 3:45pm On Jun 28, 2016
Kolade354:
so what's the meaning of what you just did?
undecided tongue
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:47pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Kolade354(m): 3:51pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2016
Kolade354:
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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


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I dare you
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:13pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

I dare you

Hmmm... You are now eating lots of liver angry... Time will tell undecided
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by GoldenJAT(m): 4:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
haba!!! all these rules just to Bleep ashawo way de do her work??
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by Kolade354(m): 4:23pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

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What's wrong
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by goodfornothing(m): 4:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
Must one have to do all this to f?ck?? angry
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 4:35pm On Jun 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Hmmm... You are now eating lots of liver angry... Time will tell undecided
Sorry was just pulling your legs. It won't happen again
Quietly walks out of thread
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

Sorry was just pulling your legs. It won't happen again
Quietly walks out of thread

Don't even come back angry
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by onstelly(f): 4:55pm On Jun 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Don't even come back angry
Fuvk off
Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by BiafraBushBoy(m): 5:14pm On Jun 28, 2016
onstelly:

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Re: 10 Golden Rules To Picking Up Prostitutes by tartar9(m): 5:42pm On Jun 28, 2016
America...where prostitution is a crime but gay marriage is allowed,anyway,ifeann/parisbookaddict can you provide more tips for eager humans like annunaki.

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