handsam:


°Your loves gat me choking on PETROL

°Your face gat me DROUSY like am being flustered by petrol

°Don't knw what I'd do without taking a cup of refined TEA

°Would love to taste your JUICE every single day

lol!

GIYAZZ:


RULES:

* Write FOUR lines to woo your crush on Nairaland

* Try to sound deep enough that it becomes hard for peeps to decipher your crush

* Readers are to decipher who your crush is

* You must not be a rapper before you can write. Haba!

* It must be a Nairalander. Whether f or M.

* It mustn't be string attached.

*Just have fun!

I will go first. Tally ho!

Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/
I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/
The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/
*In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the mon dey love!/

Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!


Cc; Smellymouth, Muva, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, Lanicky, Kinglekan, Mimzy, MissGdope, Vizkis, CLIQBOY, Abumikey, Jigsawkillah, ivvy, MissGdope, Sosiqdude, Dopejemi, Sandoski etc. . . *sigh*

mimzy:


abi QUEEN OF WALES

obiorathesubtle:
we won't tell him.. Just talk

mimzy:


His name starts with...













Wait...






Choi.





Should I talk..












His nick is...












Wait for it. Brb

Lols.. Let's make this interesting.. If you type his name... I'll post my pic(real pic).. Right here, right now..


Whayasaaay??

tosyne2much:
Mimzy what's up?

mimzy:


abi mimzyfied

I wonder oo

handsam:




Its

















°•MYND44•°


Na lie? Puffy



U don fall for him totally o

obiorathesubtle:
Lols.. Let's make this interesting.. If you type his name... I'll post my pic(real pic).. Right here, right now..


Whayasaaay??

Smellymouth:


I wonder oo

vicstar:



anyway, am just giving u a heads up

°•…Boy bye!

obiorathesubtle:
that guy is crushing on you..


Btw.. You just scarce.. What's up na??


Ehen.. Drop your own lines too, Asa nwa

mimzy:

That black ugly pics u claimed to be this morning Abi
If I dash you slap

this time.. I'm serious..
My real face

Smellymouth:
Obiorathesubtle, mimzy wan dey do like NLJega

Smellymouth:
Obiorathesubtle, mimzy wan dey do like NLJega

no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

refiner:


lol!...who's is crushing on me!....

my dear...been busy and too lazy to comment off lately!...it's not my fault jare!

which lines dear...can u brief me?..I can't start reading it from page to page!

and oh!...I'm a lazy reader too!

handsam oo..

Hehe.. They said.. Rap for your crush in 4 lines so others can decipher who the person is..

obiorathesubtle:
no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

obiorathesubtle:
no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

Mimzy, you must tell us your NL crush!





We will not take it!!

Laveda:
I love a guy who's handsome and tall/
Brown skinned, his image dance 'long my thoughts/
reeks of intelligence, hard to imagine what this man has in store/
I wish this Nigga would smash all my walls/


best I could try..

don't worry.. My middle name is Joshua.. The walls of Jericho will fall


You tried sha.. Who be this?

Jason21:
[size=13pt]my chick nasty but tender/ .....

got a cute face ...and an ass to remember/
a hater once told me we won't last till december/
.......i smacked him and said......


"back to the sender!"[/size]

obiorathesubtle:
don't worry.. My middle name is Joshua.. The walls of Jericho will fall


You tried sha.. Who be this?

mimzy:


NLJega gat nufn on me

"That night" na him one better sleep catch me

Back to the disschution.


Tell us

obiorathesubtle:
handsam oo..

Hehe.. They said.. Rap for your crush in 4 lines so others can decipher who the person is..

Smellymouth:


Mimzy, you must tell us your NL crush!





We will not take it!!

mimzy:


Na so dem go dey jump into conclusion

Lolz

Smello don dey teach u all dz memes baa

Laveda:


Ain't you just crazy?

bqlekan:
An unrefined beauty, discovered in the class of pageantries.

Hairs packed liked the head armor of a roman sentry

Oh damn, I lost my I.V, how am I supposed to make an entry?

Even with a watch stucked at 4, it won't buy me the roman IV







Clue: 4 = IV in roman numerals...