Editor’s note: Some Igbos have expressed their displeasure in the plan to build ranches for herdsmen in different parts of the country while some have called for them to return to their homes.

In this opinion, Churchill Okonkwo points out that Igbos are scattered across Nigeria doing business and making money and will suffer it most if people are forced back to their regions.

Go back home?

With a clouded mind and distorted vision, you fabricate tales of absurdity in the name of braveness. You combine narratives of love and hatred; birth and abortions. You sneeze and crack your head in an attempt to force the transfer of Apapa Port to the dry banks of the Niger River. You turn your back against the world as if it’s an honor. Sounds like a good idea, but, permit me to peel back just the top layer of your over overstuffed ego and show you that you have lost your virginity – your virginity of pure heart and clear thoughts.

READ ALSO: Opinion: Igbo elders must be sincere with their people

A good friend of mine recently screamed on his Facebook page, “Fulani Herdsmen! Fulani Herdsmen!! Fulani Herdsmen!!!” After blabbing for a while, he provokingly concluded that in the “next 50 years children of Ndigbo will think Fulanis are their brothers by virtue of the dominance on the grazing reserves in Southeastern Nigeria where they have settled. And in the case of a conflict, you can’t send them back. Back to where?” he asked boldly.

For the record, I am in support of ranches as part of the solution to the herdsmen-farmers conflict, but when I came across this, I realized the dangers of allowing such misconceptions (in relation to who is a brother and who should be sent home) to fly and I felt the need to correct him. So, I responded by telling him that he is feverish. I then reminded him that his Igbo brothers and sisters have settled in the north (since time immemorial), living in their mansions there and raising their families while speaking Hausa fluently. In return, I asked him to tell me what the Hausa-Fulanis are telling their kids now and what will they tell them in 50 years to come about his Igbo brothers?

After a while, he came back and saluted me, he then said that “there is a big difference between Igbos in the North that acquire plots of land disparately to build houses, than acquiring large expanse of land as grazing reserve and subsequently settling there with their Emirs, women, children and etc., etc.”

Again, I ignored his reference to grazing (that’s fear mongering) and focused on his allusion to “Emirs”, “settling”, “women” and “children.” So, I came back and asked him what if his Igbo people had been denied those plots of land in Kano or Lagos or Kaduna simply because of their ethnicity or out of the fear that they will settle and not return back “home”? I asked him whether he has ever heard about Eze-Igbo in Lagos and Kano; I informed him that his kinsmen come with their women and brothers in swoops, taking over all business ventures (as well as “terrorizing” the local population with their wealth) where they settled. At this point, he crawled back inside his hole (hopefully to digest the brief exchange).

Who will be the worst affected?

I also want you to take your time to digest the exchange above.

As you attempt to come up with an excuse to justify your position (I know there are more than enough), here is my question: if it becomes the standard to send people of different ethnicities and/or religions “back home” when there is a conflict with their “host” communities in Nigeria, which ethnic group will be most affected? If Nigerians who move around to do their businesses are first assessed and approved based on the potential emotional, cultural, economic, religious or social pain and/or conflict that may happen up at some point, which ethnic group will be most affected?

READ ALSO: ECOWAS permits non-Nigerian herdsmen in the country – FG

Think deeply about that. You see, I have always wondered why people who live in a glass house are the ones provoking and demanding for a stone-throwing fight with their neighbors living in a mud house (I don’t mean any offense here).

You cannot have a sincere conversation (even with yourself) with a closed mind. Can’t you see that you are even betraying yourself? You tie yourself in knots as you call for the destruction of the “zoo” even as you open your shops in Alaba and Ladipo Market (in the same zoo) all in a single breath. In your crooked thinking you reminded me that the cattle belong to rich individuals and as such they should sort themselves out with ranches if they can. You forgot that States and LGAs all over Nigeria committed serious efforts and resources into providing land and market space for your Igbo brothers before its development and then heavy tax and levies. Why can’t the same be applied to the rich cattle owners by helping find land for ranches and then levy them? What will happen if states in the North decide not to help provide alternative market places for your rich Igbo brothers after preventing them from doing street business?

How Igbos are benefitting from the rest of the country

You are an Efulefu (take note of a redefinition of that word) when you attempt to portray yourself as the only wise man from the east, but end up betraying and putting the lives of your brothers and sisters all over Nigeria at risk. You are full of yourself as you go about bragging about your high level of intelligence oblivious of how your action is betraying your brothers and sisters in the Federal Civil Service, multinational corporations and other work places across Nigeria. Because of your actions and big mouth, they moan that they have been sidelined by other tribes in promotions and appointments.

You don’t have enough money to buy a shop at Ariaria Market Aba, so you hang around the market struggling to make ends meet. Your brother who has been living in Kano for more than 20 years with his family calls you to find out how mama is doing, you informed him that mama is not feeling well and needs to be taken to a hospital but that there is no money. You then reminded him that you have ran out of cement for his building project in the village and that he should send additional money. He agrees to send some money first thing on Monday morning. You drop the phone and join the mob on the street calling for the destruction of the zoo – the same zoo that is sustaining you brother, his family, you, your family and your mama?

READ ALSO: Tension in Enugu state as Fulani herdsmen attacks stir protest

As we all continue to fall in love with these seductive whispers of war, here is my advice: forget about your warmongers go and read about Burundi and Rwanda. If you cannot read, go and watch the movie Hotel Rwanda, so you can learn one or two things about brutal war and the real meaning of genocide or ethnic cleansing.

Flashback: try and remember what happened in 1993 during the last “Oso Abiola.” You all ran back to your enclave (surrounded by hostile neighbors) abandoning all your businesses and properties in the zoo. So, when the drum of war starts to beat again, where will you be? In a refugee camp in Cameroon, Togo, Ghana or Benin Republic?

I have stepped forward, raised my right hand and I will not run nor hide. Until I am confronted with a superior argument on why a people that have spread their tentacles and taproots across Nigeria are the same people going around and promoting hatred and cultural mistrust, I will never stop writing. All I know and care about is that I am standing straight. So, I need not worry about my crooked and odd shadow.

This opinion first appeared in Sahara Reporters

This article expresses the authors’ opinion only. The views and opinions expressed here do not necessarily represent those of Naij.com or its editors.

Ndigbo is unable to stop establishment of fulani grazing land in Igboland just as North is unable to stop ndigbo from opening shop in Hausaland.

Its a balanced trade!

Na Sunday morning be this abeg!

BTW the guy above me is high on beans

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BTW the guy above me is high on beans

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ImperialYoruba have u asked ur governors to rescind their positions against grazing routes and reserves in their states? Fayose, Ibikunle et al have been vocal against this madness being promoted, why haven't you written or dug up articles of how Yorubas will suffer?

You fail to realise that d comparison b/w the Igbos and cattle herders is like orange and apples. Did any state govt or d FG pass a law for compulsory acquisition n construction of markets or commercial infrastructure for Igbo occupation? Are they not private business people who paid for wherever they could and peacefully ply their trade while paying taxes to d govt as expected?

Why should cattle herders be given special status? Is there a reason wyy their violent acts and tendencies cannot be properly contained and dealt with by the law? Why reward them for madness in the name of peaceful resolution of crises? Has cattle rearing become government business? Why won't they also buy or lease land and then establish ranches? Why should d FG be responsible for dat provision? Even u, do u not pay to occupy ur home or business premises even in ur yoruba land where u are an indigene?

Stop this dead scare mongering tactics! If they cannot abide by d laws of any SE or SS state against archaic nomadic practices, Sambisa is very large, bigger than Lagos!

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yoruba muslims fighting tooth and nail to inflict the SESS with their emirate disease.

Let me tell you a story, A friend whose family have lived in the north for 40 years decided to sell of their house in a choice area in kaduna so they can invest it in Enugu.
An agreement was reached a mallam. On the day of sale the mallam came with N500,000 insisting that they didn't bring any land when they came to Kaduna. They were shocked! This happed to a friend before the election of the dog and baboon master alias El-dullardeen, no be 'dem say'.

So Mr abooki-loving yoruba man. You can only run from Islamic republic of OduArewa but you can't hide forever.

Nwa ahu awughi mmadu, stop giving him attention ⚠

Why nepa dey do like dis na?




If light was constant at least some of these confused tribalistic buffoons would be kept busy by watching movies or playing computer games instead of opening hopeless threads!

Chai! So Conte no fit take Italy to the semis of Euro, and he is supposed to win the EPL with Chelsea?

Btw, so finally, Germany is yet to beat Italy in a competitive match, as yesterday's match was officially recorded as a draw.

By the way, what if I tell you that France will be crowned Euro Champions for 2016, Will you doubt me?

YORUBA and their fear of Biafra

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lol

we are guilty of underestimating the power of exercise and good rest!
the way people ingest drugs and take injections at the slightest sign of ill health is worrisome!

I personally a young man in his 20s do 30 sit ups and 40 press ups every morning, this keeps me in good health.
I forbid paracetamol, I rest instead.

My people make una stay healthy o!

ImperialYoruba borrow me your blackberry sharger. Please who fit borrow me half litre of fuel, I wan sharge my phone.