Even though ladies are naturally born pretenders that act like they have no hormones and don't want to sleep with men despite the fact that they also fantasize about it as much as men do just that we label ladies that are blatant about wanting to have s*x all sort of names.

However, I will say and always continue to say that ladies want s*x as much as men do just that they are very hypocritical about it for the fear of being ridiculed.. As a result of this, they use body language and sarcastic statements to pass across the message.

I know that many of us are very sensitive to decode and read meaning to these statement

Without wasting time

10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed

1. "Promise me you will not initiate s*x when I come"

Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he's indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate s*x during her visitation, be sure that she's only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers

2. "I don't like Dull Guys"

I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don't have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don't even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her. shocked

3. Your lips are Sexy

To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn't mind locking lips with you.

4. "Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it's above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for such temptation.

5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me?

To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next. cheesy

6. "Don't play p0** movie here oooo"

Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play p0** oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start. cheesy

7. "I hope you are the only one at home?"

Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you're the only one at home and if you say "yes"; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her "prepare for her? shocked . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction

8. "There's heat, come and fan Me"

Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history cheesy

9. "You are not Romantic"

Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, shocked she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed

10. "I'm feeling Cold"

When a lady starts complaining about cold when the room is heating like a bakery then something is wrong. It means she wants you to come close to her. If you offer her a blanket, she will tell you to come lie beside her and the whole thing is history

I drop my pen at this point cool

Let's have fun. Share your Experience..Feel free to add yours cool

All of the above some gurl has said it to me

Your room is nice!

• • • • • Nice piece babaly yo observations are correct

Hmmmm

I see..

feamtrik:
I drop my pen.IS at this point cool Let's have fun. Share your Experience..Feel free to add yours cool

I drop my peni.S

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**lol

Baba for the girls

What do u really want from me?

so dats Wat she meant @ number one
excuse me gat to make a call *

Laveda:
Hmmmm

I see..

Laveda is it true

So mmediately a girl says this i should just bring out the ding dong and beckon her right? Because I've heard this from girls many times and its never in a bedroom

Talk na long procedure, just lie on his laps or take something he is holding by force.he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will follow

You can even touch him down there in the process of dragging, all na play

I have got only 30 minutes left before my parents get back from work, are you going to fork me or not or do you prefer watching that movie?

How do my lips look?....
Are my hips(bum) gettin bigger?
Help me scratch my back



OK,im out!!

dollyjoy:
Talk na long procedure, just lie on his laps or take something he is holding by force.he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will follow

You can even touch him down there in the process of dragging, all na play

Lol,see dz expert sha ...#true

Wendyebenezer

feamtrik:

"Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

And they be like...

dollyjoy:
Talk na long procedure, just lie on his laps or take something he is holding by force.he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will follow

You can even touch him down there in the process of dragging, all na play

Ehn ehn you, sister Joy, our head usher?

Anyways, this is brother John in the choir , I will have to show this post to G.O

Who says these

Hmm! Copy and Paste

No. 9 ......your not romantik...heard dat a zillion times but men who cares I hve oda things to do jare.

dollyjoy:
Talk na long procedure, just lie on his laps or take something he is holding by force.he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will follow

You can even touch him down there in the process of dragging, all na play

badt sharp deh

where em girls?? Make them come defend them self.. Hahah.

they will say...I never make love for six months now.

STFUareyouG0d:
Wendyebenezer

Yh?

wendyebenezer:



Yh?

Am I safe?

Okay..