Do you recognize this typical love letter:

BOYS HIGH SCH.,
"CRUSADERS"
ISINGWU UMUAHIA P. O. BOX 21,
IMO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.
8th June, 1978

Dear Tina,

Doxology, time and ability plus double capacity
has forced my pen to dance automatically on
this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're
swimming in the wonderful pool of good health.

I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool
breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this
miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I
love you spontaneously, and as I stand
horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically
perpendicular to the ground now, I only think
of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tina darling,
please stop haranguing with the feelings in my
heart because I love you more than honey. I
swear you are the sugar in my tea.

To me each day, I start by dreaming of you.
Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly
halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.

My medula oblangata also ceases to function.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.

If only you knew what is going on in my
encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like
Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-
a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-
a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple
candidness with sangunity!

I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Please I wish we meet at your school's inter house sports this Saturday. Please don't disappoint me as your answer will be yes.
Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.
Yours slave-in-love,
Chigo Jones - the fashion boy! Don't let you
friends see it!

Lol @ Slave in love


I got something similar

old shii

Chisux!!!

Awoofawo:
Do you recognize this typical love letter:

BOYS HIGH SCH.,
"CRUSADERS"
ISINGWU UMUAHIA P. O. BOX 21,
IMO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.
8th June, 1978

Dear Tina,

Doxology, time and ability plus double capacity
has forced my pen to dance automatically on
this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're
swimming in the wonderful pool of good health.

I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool
breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this
miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I
love you spontaneously, and as I stand
horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically
perpendicular to the ground now, I only think
of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tina darling,
please stop haranguing with the feelings in my
heart because I love you more than honey. I
swear you are the sugar in my tea.

To me each day, I start by dreaming of you.
Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly
halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.

My medula oblangata also ceases to function.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.

If only you knew what is going on in my
encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like
Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-
a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-
a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple
candidness with sangunity!

I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Please I wish we meet at your school's inter house sports this Saturday. Please don't disappoint me as your answer will be yes.
Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.
Yours slave-in-love,
Chigo Jones - the fashion boy! Don't let you
friends see it!

lol

Nostalgia!

Those days when we needed not spending money in shoprite, Mr Biggs, tantalizer et al to win a girls heart but writing dexterity and styles.

OMG!Only God knows the number of exercise books I exhausted in writing love letter.I know my parent had forgiven me for wasting their resources (pen and book)

sinaj:
Lol @ Slave in love


I got something similar

Sinaj i sent yu a pm

Tolexander:
lol

Nostalgia!

Those days when we needed not spending money in shoprite, Mr Biggs, tantalizer et al to win a girls heart but writing dexterity and styles.

When there is no whatsapp, 2go, bbm, Facebook etc


To toast a girl then now face to face or through letter writing ( for the shy one like us )