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Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by Awoofawo(m): 7:14am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Do you recognize this typical love letter: BOYS HIGH SCH., "CRUSADERS" ISINGWU UMUAHIA P. O. BOX 21, IMO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA. 8th June, 1978 Dear Tina, Doxology, time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good health. I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tina darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than honey. I swear you are the sugar in my tea. To me each day, I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases to function. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis- a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete- a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness with sangunity! I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Please I wish we meet at your school's inter house sports this Saturday. Please don't disappoint me as your answer will be yes. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now. Yours slave-in-love, Chigo Jones - the fashion boy! Don't let you friends see it! |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by sinaj(f): 7:21am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Lol @ Slave in love I got something similar |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by IamLEGEND1: 7:27am On Jul 30, 2016 |
old shii |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by MidasTouche01(m): 7:29am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Chisux!!! |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by Tolexander: 7:41am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Awoofawo:lol Nostalgia! Those days when we needed not spending money in shoprite, Mr Biggs, tantalizer et al to win a girls heart but writing dexterity and styles. |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by Florblu(f): 8:17am On Jul 30, 2016 |
OMG!Only God knows the number of exercise books I exhausted in writing love letter.I know my parent had forgiven me for wasting their resources (pen and book) |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by Nobody: 8:21am On Jul 30, 2016 |
sinaj:Sinaj i sent yu a pm |
Re: Do You Recognize This Typical Love Letter by Awoofawo(m): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Tolexander: When there is no whatsapp, 2go, bbm, Facebook etc To toast a girl then now face to face or through letter writing ( for the shy one like us ) |
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