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#sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 9:17pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Good evening fellow romancelanders, I am writing dis story with pain, hunger and great dejection from my parents and siblings @d moment. before I start, pls I wanna beg us to stop all dis yabbing, threats, exposing and e-fights on this section as its impact has gone a long way even outside nairaland. now to my sad story wipes tears and clears throat [b]I am a fresh graduate waiting for nysc mobilization, ve been home for quite sometime now and I tell u sometimes boredom z worse dan poverty so I jejely dey find solace in d heart of nairaland and its controversial threads My plight began dis evening, I woke up in d morning feeling fly not knowing dia z a horror @d corner patiently waiting for me. as d only child @home I gats help my mum with some of d house chores and oda stuffs.............. * fast forward * this evening as my mum was preparing to go out for church leaders meeting, na so she beg me man follow her reach market to buy some stuffs to cuk for dinner as my pupsi go return from travlin today and my two oda siblings go return from skul since strike don hang em (lautech), fast I enta car plug hairphone dey shake to Yagi album. we got to d market, cum see as my mama price meet worth 5k to 1200, mesef dey pity d seller but I know blame my malle person way Neva collect 7mnths salary plus dis buba economy chai. * fast forward* she bought d meat, pepper and ewedu and gave it to me to cari home, as I reach Ouse,open gate naso my phone tone beep, to check d message naso I drop d bako bag on d pumping machine beside me dey read, as I finish naso I refresh my nairaland romance page jejely, naso I see did thread wet saintsamuraii dey expose d knight and ow senior man lezz wan fire madan refiner pvzzy chain d fight sweet sotey I got carried away later naso I jam anoda thread wia dem dey accuse my secret crush ( mizbouqui ) of being a male, chain I dunno wen my pants became wet bar wet I been dey think ow to chiike wit all DAT stature, I almost cried and I decided to follow the thread to know d outcome, I followed it back to back as if my veri existence depend entirely on it, from d tutorial of ow to use Google chrome to search picture till wen anoda guy said my crush z married, chain I almost cried my eyez out until Oga emperorlee came to call d oda amebos say e dey apen for madam twaci thread oô @ DAT point I decided to go in and drop d ingredients and come baq wit full force oô, this is wen it dawn on me DAT am in real trouble, I looked down to pik d bag lo and behold I couldn't find it, I rushed out to check if I didn't take it in, rushed baq Into d sitting rum in case I had forgotten av already entered[/b] 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by omonighoblessing(f): 9:19pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
nndo! sexytemi padimi emperorlee dem call u here ni tamedwolf90 lordscent naniawinnie onstelly biafrabushboy let's sit down |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 9:20pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
[b]I searched evri nook and cranny of d Ouse but couldn't find it, I even checked unda d chair as if d bag could fit in, I was confused I search d old Ouse like a pastors daughter looking for her monthly period but still to no avail den I decided to check d backyard I got to d backyard and I got d greatest shock of my life, I saw our dog standing beside d nylon of d meat and devouring d last piece of meat, I almost fainted, anoda corner d goats were busy feeding on d ewedu while d hens were feasting on d tomatoes, chai mogbe for dis kind buhari economy. I was confused I didn't know whether to run kumut Ouse no or to go back to d market as d sellers would av left * fast forward* 30 minutes later I heard d car horn blasting, my mom z back from church I was so scared to confront her, she came in and demanded for d ingredients but here I am looking like a dummy, wen she later got to know wat append she felt like beating me to stupor but couldn't as I am a big boy on mai own. later my pupsi and my siblings later cane in hungry and anticipating d delicacy my mum has prepared but were shocked wen dey heard d story, chai naso my pupsi just called me to d living rum chai cum see as d old man tell me d story of my life, I felt like crying but as a big boy i cumut face enta rum naso all of us whack gaari go sleep. I dunno watz gonna apen tomao as d fear of waking to c dem sef dey catch me[/b] cc mizzbouqui trapqueen77 mimzy curvysola erniesmallzz ilegend pretthythicksme suzan404 berlyn mhisbliss twaci laveda refiner emperorlee kinginvahala lordscent iykekevins bigassgrace prestigeryhme cutehector windupmerchant fabulocity tohpahz viscar |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Epic! |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by Kenzico(m): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
omonighoblessing: 1 Like |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by omonighoblessing(f): 9:26pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Kenzico: my dear watin I go talk..... |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by EmperorLee(m): 9:27pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Amebo kee you be dat 1 Like |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
EmperorLee: are u not one of d architect of my plight? |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by kiddoiLL(m): 9:31pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
eeeeya..be ready to soak another cup of garri tomorrow..u go drink garri taya so tey ur eyes go dey do "waoun! waoun!! waoun!!!" |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
kiddoiLL: no worry ur own dey kum life na turn by turn |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by EmperorLee(m): 9:34pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY: No vex . I go still call you tomorrow for another tori |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by obiorathesubtle: 9:40pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Eeya.. **walks out of thread** |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by rawpadgin(m): 9:52pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
u be big boy yet u still dey under parental care
u be big boy yet u nor get chi-chi for hand to go replace the food stuff my friend, u still a small boy |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 9:55pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
rawpadgin: are u blind to c d part wia I wrote DAT d market women would av closed? common gerrarahia mehhn 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by kiddoiLL(m): 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:hehehe cum take #50 go buy groundnut n sugar down...
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Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by kiddoiLL(m): 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
rawpadgin:which kind human beans be rizz wan..everybody way dey with mama naim be broke ass?? i taya for una o |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mizzbouqui(f): 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by Sexytemi(f): 10:01pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
omonighoblessing: Wetin dey happen for here o?. |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mhisbliss(f): 10:01pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY lmao am so happy about your misfortune ntorr amebo now those animals will be like, hay God works in mysterious ways see how manna just came from heaven |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 10:02pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
kiddoiLL: I doubt if blood dey flow reach d guy brain |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 10:03pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: u see wat u ve caused |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 10:05pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
mhisbliss: bae y re u dis cruel? av I offended u b4? |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by kiddoiLL(m): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:lol |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
funny |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mhisbliss(f): 10:11pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:lols tomorrow come to nairaland to do amebo again, you must hear word |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mizzbouqui(f): 10:15pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:What I do |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by LordScent(m): 10:17pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY: |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: I was scared dey tryna defame u and all dis apend |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mizzbouqui(f): 10:26pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:Lolsss, why should you be scared nah I know you to be brave nah |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 10:30pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: I only wish u knew ow I secretly admire u |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by holluphemydavid(m): 10:36pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: |
Re: #sad Story#::** How Romanceland Amebo Made Me And My Household Sleep In Hunger** by mizzbouqui(f): 10:39pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
IHATEPUZZZY:Really, tell me about it |
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