Then what are the right worlds to use in scenario like these

What are the right words to use in scenarios like these

Sweetcollins:
Check Igbo dictionary too



Engli-Igbo makeri nnukwu sense (IGbotic mixture)
Just legodi:
1-->SENDiaram airtime
2-->HELPutum juo ya
3-->SITigodi down
4-->STANDigodi up
5-->SHIFTuoro m
6-->Ha eCLOSEzula the shop
7-->I na eDISTURB m biko or eDISTURBzilam biko
8-->CHECKie m in next five minutes
9-->I REACHie gi agwam
10-->Achorom I ENTERgodi bike
11-->Ihe I na eSPEAKi sef
12-->akam na eTHINKi ya
13-->A dim BUSY kita, a gam aCALLugi back
14-->after anyi eDISCUSSuo ya
15-->eGIVEkwana up
16-->TAKEie time gi
17-->chere kam PARKia motor m
18-->achorom iga WATCHia match
19-->SETTLuom biko
20-->STARTia the gen
ADDia your own
Lolz

lol

This is one of the funniest things ave read all week

Godswillnwaoma:
You forgot to add motorable.

Motorable is a valid English word, please!

Godswillnwaoma:
You forgot to add jambite.

That should be a Nigerianism. With time, it could appear in [specialised] dictionaries.

Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.

Just wake.

koolguy88:
go-slow is another Nigeria word used instead of high traffic or traffic jam

Yes... go-slow is a good English word, but some Nigerians use it in the wrong context. Go-slow has a meaning in industrial relations, not necessarily on the road.

yutsuf:
Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.

dannywhyte:
what's the point of pointing errors out,without correcting all of them.

Mazeed:
What are the right words to use in scenarios like these

Installmentally should be "in installments."

Night vigil should be just "vigil."

Cunny should be "cunning."

Disvirgin and Deflower mean the same thing. The OP is wrong on this.

Wake Keeping (Wake keep) should be simply "wake."

Sweetcollins:
Check Igbo dictionary too


Engli-Igbo makeri nnukwu sense (IGbotic mixture) Just legodi: 1-->SENDiaram airtime 2-->HELPutum juo ya 3-->SITigodi down 4-->STANDigodi up 5-->SHIFTuoro m 6-->Ha eCLOSEzula the shop 7-->I na eDISTURB m biko or eDISTURBzilam biko 8-->CHECKie m in next five minutes 9-->I REACHie gi agwam 10-->Achorom I ENTERgodi bike 11-->Ihe I na eSPEAKi sef 12-->akam na eTHINKi ya 13-->A dim BUSY kita, a gam aCALLugi back 14-->after anyi eDISCUSSuo ya 15-->eGIVEkwana up 16-->TAKEie time gi 17-->chere kam PARKia motor m 18-->achorom iga WATCHia match 19-->SETTLuom biko 20-->STARTia the gen ADDia your own Lolz

Lol. ochi na pam

JohnNgene:


Wow! A LOVEulum what you wrote here. You're really a professor of engili-Igbo. Lol. Please could you create a new thread for this?

Yesoo
Agam aTRY later

Merrygoround:
I ;I like the way you think

Thank you comrade

Parastatal.

Only the Nigerian govt knows where dem get this word from.

From the A to Z of what you wrote is used exactly the same way in Cameroon. Eh!!

Nice

yutsuf:
Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search “Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.


Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?


Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?


Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.


Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried (called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.

Nice one op but there is Disvirgin in my dictionary

Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.

Wake

+Op. Dis virgin is not used in the dictionary?.

I love 9ja. You guys are trying... LMAO

Sweetcollins:
Check Igbo dictionary too


Engli-Igbo makeri nnukwu sense (IGbotic mixture) Just legodi: 1-->SENDiaram airtime 2-->HELPutum juo ya 3-->SITigodi down 4-->STANDigodi up 5-->SHIFTuoro m 6-->Ha eCLOSEzula the shop 7-->I na eDISTURB m biko or eDISTURBzilam biko 8-->CHECKie m in next five minutes 9-->I REACHie gi agwam 10-->Achorom I ENTERgodi bike 11-->Ihe I na eSPEAKi sef 12-->akam na eTHINKi ya 13-->A dim BUSY kita, a gam aCALLugi back 14-->after anyi eDISCUSSuo ya 15-->eGIVEkwana up 16-->TAKEie time gi 17-->chere kam PARKia motor m 18-->achorom iga WATCHia match 19-->SETTLuom biko 20-->STARTia the gen ADDia your own Lolz

eSPEAKlekwa maka CONFUSIONdimakwa...#winks

madjune:
Parastatal. Only the Nigerian govt knows where dem get this word from.

Always check your dictionary before making this kind of wrong comment.

endove:
eSPEAKlekwa maka CONFUSIONdimakwa...#winks

Biko ibu NWA N S K

Godswillnwaoma:
You forgot to add motorable.

Sentence: Owerri-port Harcourt road is now motorable. Meaning the road is now in good condition.

You forgot to add boys-quarter.

Sentence: The man live in boys-quarter.

You forgot to add jambite.

Sentence: My younger sister is now a jambite. Meaning, she has applied for jamb examination.


And many more.
Nigeria is really a great country but our leaders no agree make we enjoy am.

Even...Parastatals..e.g Govt parastatals....lol, honestly, I dont know where FG got this word from...

Sweetcollins:



Biko ibu NWA N S K

not yet

Even buharism.. Northernization

endove:
not yet

Not yet kwa?
Is it by acquisition now

Sweetcollins:

Not yet kwa? Is it by acquisition now

Abum Nwa okoroawusa...ighotago

Sweetcollins:

Not yet kwa? Is it by acquisition now

Abum Nwa okoroawusa...ighotago

charlsecy:
Always check your dictionary before making this kind of wrong comment.

Wrong comment?

You seen it in any good dictionary?

endove:



Abum Nwa okoroawusa...ighotago

Lolz Rochas...NWA k'anyi ruo na

true speaking

dis-virgin correct abeg, only night-vigil and wake-keeping no folow

Here are some:
1. Wrong: sometimes ago
Right: sometime ago
2. Wrong: send forth (party)
Right: send off. Eg: I attended a colleague's send off dinner.
3. Nigerians usually say "bogus" when they mean "very big". Bogus actually means fake, counterfeit.
4. Wrong: majorly
Right: mainly
5. Wrong: "he's late" (dead)
Right: he's deceased.
6. Wrong: I want to "baf"
Right: I want to bathe (not bath)
7. Wrong: my body is scratching me
Right: my body itches.
8. Wrong: this is there house
Right: this is their house
9. Wrong: don't go their
Right: don't go there
10. Wrong: checking point
Right: checkpoint
11. Wrong: it has been banded (prohibited)
Right: it has been banned.
12. Wrong: I will bycott him
Right: I will boycott him
13. Wrong: I borrowed him some money
Right: I lent him some money
Note: The giver lends, the receiver borrows
14. Wrong: the tenor is 2 years (this is common among Nigerian banks)
Right: the tenure is 2 years
15. Wrong: our God is an omniscience God
Right: our God is an omniscient God

Gkemz:
We know but sometimes we decide to use them because its generally accepted just as the correct words may sound wrong to some people's hearing

Sure.
Just like when I heard that this is the correct form of that popular saying "You can't have your cake and eat it", but we used to the other way round. I was like why won't I eat my cake when I have it. There are many things we just have to accept and move on in life. Till tomorrow I am still questioning why furniture and information do not have plural form.