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Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by kaen1317: 8:29am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Bankers are exploited and given unrealistic targets in this harsh economy 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:29am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Coldfaya: Honestly, the whole thing is just madness. 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by pretty16(f): 8:29am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Banking Job is overrated. Those peeps are suffering. Some of my customers always lament, and wish they were in business like me. It's in the 80's and early 90's banking job was sweet. Not anymore. 5 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by DeRay98(m): 8:31am On Aug 27, 2016 |
If our banks will support and help businesses grow, their deposit targets will be easier to accomplish but no, they want ready-made money from where they have not and ,will not sow in... No more FG govt money from politicians through seductive ambitious Bank " Big girls" . 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:32am On Aug 27, 2016 |
"I became so desperate at a time that I approached my
pastor for him to move the entire church account to our
branch. The man told me at the end of my presentation to
him that if not for the fact that he had known me for a
while, he would have called the police on me because I
sounded too desperate and could play pranks with their
money even if they decided to patronise us. The shame
didn’t make me attend church for two weeks." Hilarious! 5 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Bgorgeous: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2016 |
But this thing has been going on for a while now and nothing has happened to the banks which is not a surprise in Naija. Homes are broken, young boys and girls are used as bait for sex to get money for their banks , HIV is spreading, dignity folding etc 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by AndyAustin(m): 8:34am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Does this explain why I'm yet to receive alert?? Why my bank keep sending me irrelevant info and why the frustrating queue in banks and ATMs?No...I don't think so. |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by yoaking: 8:35am On Aug 27, 2016 |
I remember how a bad loan account was coded to me upon transfer from another branch.I went on suspension even bfor I knew what was happening. HR started harassing me. I fired a salvo to the Head of HR that the two times I entered her offc her FB page was open.she too needs to market. Heads rolled.once you dont meet up,u become like an enemy with a virus. 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by deenee: 8:36am On Aug 27, 2016 |
I don't understand this biased thread against banks. The same way FMCGS have sales targets so also banks have deposit targets. I don't think it's fair to just label Nigerian banks as evil corporations. Do you expect people to be paid without a commensurate input to justify their pay? Banks have a responsibility to their shareholders and also need to meet up with investors' expectations. Pls we need to stop been biased and nobody is forcing anyone to work in a bank. We all want banks to post good profits but don't want them to set targets on how to make these profits There are other jobs or alternatively be an employer of labour and see if it is easy. For the record Olisa didn't kill himself because of a bad loan. He got himself missed up in some shady transactions that back fired. God bless Nigeria 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:36am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Say No to slavery in this modern day. Bank job na slavery jobs |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by masciv: 8:39am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Cousin who is a banker lives like a slave.Goes to work as early as 6am and comes back by 9,10. Earliest she was back was around 8:30. Works Monday-Friday and many times on Saturdays too. Has nothing doing other than banks. Is so lazy and barely does anything else at home cos she always too tired. One day I saw her coming back from work and I was like... Did they beat this girl to stupor or is she just waking up from coma. She wore such a forlorn face I've seen only from people at the IDP camps and other war torn areas. I had to tell her to her face one day...I can never marry someone like you. If I was already engaged and you took up a job like this, I'll break immediately. I don't know if all bankers live like this but jeez she lives like a slave... Only a modern slave you could say. 2 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by martineinstein(m): 8:45am On Aug 27, 2016 |
deenee:liar! U must be one of those pressurising their workers to do such. 7 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by AreaFada2: 8:48am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Very sad |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Nigerian bankers don cast! |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by tomakint: 8:49am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Ishilove:God bless you for this tactful observations however I am of the belief that almost 95% of Nigeria's private companies are Modern Daycare Slavery School 5 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:51am On Aug 27, 2016 |
RealLordZeus: U never chi chon chin |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by fendorf(m): 9:00am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Sigh |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 9:02am On Aug 27, 2016 |
...and no such thing as past glory. You go below average target in a quarter and you're out. Like get out. 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by silvernus0: 9:05am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Even in the hard economy they want you to go kill yourself and bring business for them They dont care about how you do it Please look for better profession than bank 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by kinibigdeal(m): 9:13am On Aug 27, 2016 |
All this still bug down to the kind of course you study in skl. Courses like Antropology, zoology, psychology, botany, political science, biology wont make u ever self employ, it simply make u jump to any available opportunity. Architecture, building, civil engineering etc is underrated by todays generation, and that is a model in Nigeria today. Dont just jump at any course in the university, if dem no give u wetin u want, go to d polytechnic. We are moving to the era of what you can offer |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by BlackSeptember: 9:13am On Aug 27, 2016 |
ladyF:You are right 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by aninexzy(m): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Coldfaya:. RAt race of the highest order....u work like an elephAnt but earn like a rat |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by frankalika(m): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2016 |
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Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 9:16am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Most people start their banking careers without an exit strategy. It's just like Business. You should know when and how to quit. I remember seeing a Regional Director of one of the banks in Nigeria weeping after he lost his job. Dude said all his kids were in expensive schools in Canada and his only house was on mortgage. I thought to myself that this could happen to anyone. I once told my colleague that I would spend a maximum of 10 years in the banking sector. I had a plan. In 5 years I was a Manager but was ready to leave and in 2 more years I was out of the slave factory. The day I resigned I felt some weight lift from my shoulders and I slept well after 7 years. I am smiling now and with his mercies I will continue to smile. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by company500: 9:31am On Aug 27, 2016 |
what do you expect when you are being paid over 237k a month as a permanent staff like in Access Bank? You need to work very long hours and meet your targets no matter how big it is. Well I believe their struggle is being compensated with a very big salary. imagine earning over 237k and their management just increased their salaries this week. I think when you consider the big money they are earning every month, the stress they go through is worth it. 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by olumzzz(m): 9:39am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Na wa 4 dis kontiri. Na 2 go steal am? 2 Likes
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Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by lincDzinc(m): 9:40am On Aug 27, 2016 |
1stCitizen:In 5 years you were a manager? |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Emeka71(m): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2016 |
ladyF:I love your originality. |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by cooluc(f): 9:53am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Lost a bank job that I was almost close to having, cried my eyes out..hmmm never knew is this hard..thank God oh..am happy where I am. |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by 9jatatafo(m): 9:54am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Street life is the best. |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by ladyF(f): 10:09am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Emeka71: Awnnn....thanks 1 Like |
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