BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ...

Your Girlfriend is like a Mobile Phone, while your wife be like the TV.

At home you watch TV, but when you go out, you take your Mobile Phone.

Sometimes you enjoy your TV, but most of the time, you play with your Mobile Phone.

TV is free for life but for the Mobile Phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the Mobile phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

You can have only one TV and be comfortable, but mobile phone can be packed like sardine one pocket and they will still be comfortable.

We only change our TV only if spoilt(dead) but we like a newer and a finer mobile phone unless we don't see or hear about them.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the Mobile phone it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote, Mobile phone doesn't.

Most importantly, Mobile phone is a two-way communication. You talk and listen, but with the TV, you MUST only listen, whether you want to or not.

Last but not least! They don't have viruses but Mobile phone often do. So let's love our TVs forget about the Mobile Phones...U need an happy home not a room in a guest house..

hmm fascinating

Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

In that case, i'd love me a mobile TV. Thank you.

lilyqueen:
hmm fascinating

hmmm captivating

TrapQueen77:




Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

instead of being a tv, you can be a television... Television is better than tv

TrapQueen77:




Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

for real

TrapQueen77:




Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

for realso u want to b a chick

Surfboard:
In that case, i'd love me a mobile TV. Thank you.

u b woman

oyindare:
for realso u want to b a chick

Yes na Keep it Locked and Loaded...

Alluring

oyindare:
u b woman

I want to believe that question is rhetorical.

Surfboard:


I want to believe that question is rhetorical.

don't use big English for in me in this time of change Oooo..I never eat today

oyindare:
don't use big English for in me in this time of change Oooo..I never eat today

TrapQueen77:






Yes na Keep it Locked and Loaded...

ok now make...U look like one sev on ur profile...cute face big nose

Surfboard:

u wan dey laugh u don eat today?

firstking01:
Alluring

sorry..mi think u need to change ur brain box..

oyindare:
sorry..mi think u need to change ur brain box..

Why not help me

firstking01:
Why not help me

u need to pay for the brain box frist.

Wife will always be better than gf.

oyindare:
u wan dey laugh u don eat today?

I should laugh, that way my corpse would look better.

Surfboard:


I should laugh, that way my corpse would look better.

nice one

TrapQueen77:




Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

And now that Mike is planning to propose to you, should we advise him against that? Strange that you prefer to remain the mobile phone you have been years now.

Ok kwantinue

oyindare:
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Most importantly, Mobile phone is a two-way communication. You talk and listen, but with the TV, you MUST only listen, whether you want to or not... .

Dunno about the rest, but this part... this part is true.