realjoker:
SMH, comparing your debts to that of Japan on a debt to GDP ratio tells how shallow your brain is, Japan debt is in domestic terms (Treasury bill) they can decide to gradually print more yen currency to offset much of this bills as long as it won't lead to hyper inflation same is China, moreover the interest rate on their debts are mostly in negative (you paid the government for borrowing them money) compare to yours which is mostly domiciled in foreign currency that you must earn more from exports (Forex) to cushion the effects of it repayments on your local economy and the positive interest rates, or do you think your export of tea and horticulture products can offset the current spate of external debts in future?

Cease your efforts Igbo. Why are you talking as if you dont know our ICT sector is booming and soon will be contributing upwards double digit percentage to the GDP! Just as a reminder, we are browsing at blitzering internet speeds. Faster than Americans are. You think we are stuck with agriculture and tourism like you have stuck to oil and agriculture.

realjoker:
SMH, comparing your debts to that of Japan on a debt to GDP ratio tells how shallow your brain is, Japan debt is in domestic terms (Treasury bill) they can decide to gradually print more yen currency to offset much of this bills as long as it won't lead to hyper inflation same is China, moreover the interest rate on their debts are mostly in negative (you paid the government for borrowing them money) compare to yours which is mostly domiciled in foreign currency that you must earn more from exports (Forex) to cushion the effects of it repayments on your local economy and the positive interest rates, or do you think your export of tea and horticulture products can offset the current spate of external debts in future?

don't interfere with their affairs again...leave them alone,practice what u preach.

In other news, Naija has a mate.

No more Porn in Uganda. The country has bought a porn detection machine for US$88,000 with more to come

http://www.techzim.co.zw/2017/09/uganda-buys-pornography-detection-machine/


http://thenet.ng/2017/08/ugandan-government-begins-work-on-blocking-access-to-porn/

Woe unto any of you adventurous ones who will be found carrying pornographic stuff inside your phones in Uganda.

ibkayee.....Aw are u and what are u doing on this ridiculous thread? just asking.

shervydman:
ibkayee.....Aw are u and what are u doing on this ridiculous thread? just asking.

I'm fine thanks, hope you're well

Just reading, I usually see it in passing but never looked through, interesting/hilarious thread

TayserMahiri:
In other news, Naija has a mate.

No more Porn in Uganda. The country has bought a porn detection machine for US$88,000 with more to come

http://www.techzim.co.zw/2017/09/uganda-buys-pornography-detection-machine/


http://thenet.ng/2017/08/ugandan-government-begins-work-on-blocking-access-to-porn/

Woe unto any of you adventurous ones who will be found carrying pornographic stuff inside your phones in Uganda.

old news.....fastest internet speed but slow learners. even me in west Africa have known that for some time now.

I don't believe Buhari went on vacation during his trips in June 2016, where he claimed an ear infection and check up, some secret meetings with imperialists took place in 2016 if you recall it was during this 2016 ear infection vacation that acting president Osinbajo announced the flexible forex policy which up to that point Buhari had been firmly against.
Purely speculating what if 2016 trip was secret negotiations to recover our loot from imperialists, of which flexible forex was Buhari's concession?

What if Buhari thought the January 2017 vacation was for finishing up negotiations on return of loot, only to find himself suddenly poisoned, whether he is aware imperialists poisoned him or not.

It is not beyond realms of probability that once they poisoned him, the used his health to threaten blackmail and control his actions.

Hence " my doctors will decide when I return" not even "my doctors will advise me when I return"

TayserMahiri:


GenBuhari I know you guys want me to mind my biz but its almost impossible. Hopefully you guys dont infect other African countries with this kind of backwardness. That video enough tells me that Kenya is miles ahead of that kind of backwardness.

1. No kenyan president would DARE say he's going for vacation OUTSIDE the country. He would be roasted.

2. A kenyan president would never mention a ' similar check up last year ' as justification for going out again. You need to be way smarter here.

3. Kenyans cannot be fooled that their president is going for a medical check up OUTSIDE the country. Get the check up done right here or resign and fly for it.

4. That spokerperson is VERY DUMB. His explanations show just how much Nigerians are still held ransom by religion.

ibkayee:

I'm fine thanks, hope you're well

Just reading, I usually see it in passing but never looked through, interesting/hilarious thread

the thread is something else, I tell u..... very stupid thread it is.

u may scroll through it sha, I doubt if u'll find something that makes sense in it.

GenBuhari:
I don't believe Buhari went on vacation during his trips in June 2016, where he claimed an ear infection and check up, some secret meetings with imperialists took place in 2016 if you recall it was during this 2016 ear infection vacation that acting president Osinbajo announced the flexible forex policy which up to that point Buhari had been firmly against.
Purely speculating what if 2016 trip was secret negotiations to recover our loot from imperialists, of which flexible forex was Buhari's concession?

What if Buhari thought the January 2017 vacation was for finishing up negotiations on return of loot, only to find himself suddenly poisoned, whether he is aware imperialists poisoned him or not.

It is not beyond realms of probability that once they poisoned him, the used his health to threaten blackmail and control his actions.

Hence " my doctors will decide when I return" not even "my doctors will advise me when I return"

general buhari, I beg u in d name of whatever u serve. we've heard u ehn?

shervydman:

the thread is something else, I tell u..... very stupid thread it is.

u may scroll through it sha, I doubt if u'll find something that makes sense in it.

Lol a lot of disagreements but still informative to an extent

ibkayee:
Lol a lot of disagreements but still informative to an extent

good for u.....u're observant, what can u say about d thread?

TayserMahiri:


Cease your efforts Igbo. Why are you talking as if you dont know our ICT sector is booming and soon will be contributing upwards double digit percentage to the GDP! Just as a reminder, we are browsing at blitzering internet speeds. Faster than Americans are. You think we are stuck with agriculture and tourism like you have stuck to oil and agriculture.

You are more of a dunce than I earlier think of. How will your ICT sector offset your external debts? The international ICT market is already crowded and dominated by western and Chinese companies and if you are targeting expatriate market Indians, Pakistanis, Israelis have cemented themselves as the undisputable champions already in this sector so no hope for you here except if you are ready to struggle for the scrubs with the other emerging nations of the world, you will rather expend more foreign currency on services provided by international ICT infrastructure and service providers than you can ever dream of making externally from ICT sector.

shervydman:

good for u.....u're observant, what can u say about d thread?

Just started, I can summarise when I've read more

GenBuhari:
I don't believe Buhari went on vacation during his trips in June 2016, where he claimed an ear infection and check up, some secret meetings with imperialists took place in 2016 if you recall it was during this 2016 ear infection vacation that acting president Osinbajo announced the flexible forex policy which up to that point Buhari had been firmly against.
Purely speculating what if 2016 trip was secret negotiations to recover our loot from imperialists, of which flexible forex was Buhari's concession?

What if Buhari thought the January 2017 vacation was for finishing up negotiations on return of loot, only to find himself suddenly poisoned, whether he is aware imperialists poisoned him or not.

It is not beyond realms of probability that once they poisoned him, the used his health to threaten blackmail and control his actions.

Hence " my doctors will decide when I return" not even "my doctors will advise me when I return"

I dont know all that stuff but I just think after Buhari you guys should aim to elect a young guy.

ibkayee:

Just started, I can summarise when I've read more

okay, take ur time......

realjoker:
You are more of a dunce than I earlier think of. How will your ICT sector offset your external debts? The international ICT market is already crowded and dominated by western and Chinese companies and if you are targeting expatriate market Indians, Pakistanis, Israelis have cemented themselves as the undisputable champions already in this sector so no hope for you here except if you are ready to struggle for the scrubs with the other emerging nations of the world, you will rather expend more foreign currency on services provided by international ICT infrastructure and service providers than you can ever dream of making externally from ICT sector.

Oh I hear you Afro-pessimist. Luckily you aint going nowhere so we have the chance to disprove you when our ICT sector rivals those western ones. We do not fear these things like you.

Like I said previously white man has enslaved the African mind so nobody ever believe he is plotting our destruction or that he conspires against us.


That is why you and others are so dismissive of the conspiracy against Nigeria that I am telling about.

If I was accusing the Kenyan president of using being responsible for poisoning Buhari I can assure you far more Africans would believe be even if claimed it was juju or another far fetched story.

To demonstrate the conspiracy here is predictions I am making that should play out within next 2-4 weeks.

Buhari won't be in seat of presidency one way or other.

Saraki would play a bigger role in govt, may even become the president for some time, Nigeria will fail to qualify for the world cup, imperialists have fixed that we don't have sporting success as that has a unifying effect on a nation.

shervydman:

general buhari, I beg u in d name of whatever u serve. we've heard u ehn?

GenBuhari:
Like I said previously white man has enslaved the African mind so nobody ever believe he is plotting our destruction or that he conspires against us.


That is why you and others are so dismissive of the conspiracy against Nigeria that I am telling about.

If I was accusing the Kenyan president of using being responsible for poisoning Buhari I can assure you far more Africans would believe be even if claimed it was juju or another far fetched story.

To demonstrate the conspiracy here is predictions I am making that should play out within next 3 weeks.

oh God of mercy.....I've heard u, I believe everything u say.

freshest4life and shaytun......coman carry ur uncle o.

realjoker:
After mechoau narrate what he goes through in the hand of your airport authority officials, this is your definition of being generous, right?


And this

Or do you think you are dealing with toddlers?

Am sure mechoau is enjoying himself now Hakuna matata

Muafrika2:

Am sure mechoau is enjoying himself now Hakuna matata

yeah....it's true, he enjoyed himself so much that he couldn't afford internet subscription. it's truly true.

longest time ....how have u been? hakuna Matata.

I no kuku blame una,na d ode I blame.

shervydman:

don't interfere with their affairs again...leave them alone,practice what u preach.

I am not antagonising their country I am rather highlighting areas they need to pay more concerns to in their country instead of being fixated to Nigeria affairs, they have far more nightmares that should give them sleepless nights instead of waisting their precious days and nights here on NL trolling and antagonising Nigerians. Deep from my heart I wish them progress but the current data, indices, market forecasts available about their progression is nothing to be proud of.

shervydman:

yeah....it's true, he enjoyed himself so much that he couldn't afford internet subscription. it's truly true.


I'm always around here (most days )

longest time ....how have u been? hakuna Matata .

Afford? Post his number we'll remotely send data to his phone. We want to know he's fine.

I should look for him and buy him pure Kenyan Tea to say sorry for his airport woes on behalf of the nation

shervydman:

oh God of mercy.....I've heard u, I believe everything u say.
freshest4life and shaytun......coman carry ur uncle o.

shervydman:

oh God of mercy.....I've heard u, I believe everything u say.
freshest4life and shaytun......coman carry ur uncle o.

Muafrika2:


Afford? Post his number we'll remotely send data to his phone. We want to know he's fine.

I should look for him and buy him pure Kenyan Tea to say sorry for his airport woes on behalf of the nation

oh, that's nice of u, I know i can count on u.....help us take care of him like an African queen that u are. tell him not to deface our already defaced reputation o, our prayers are with him and u too with d entire Kenya.

if u really want his number , u can ask Alexxo-something, I could have asked tayser and mtis but my mind choose u, mama Africa.

TayserMahiri:


Oh I hear you Afro-pessimist. Luckily you aint going nowhere so we have the chance to disprove you when our ICT sector rivals those western ones. We do not fear these things like you.

You are yet to tell me how your ICT sector will offset your external debts. And I aint a pessimistic and have no time to antagonise any africa or emerging market country but your persistent antagonising of the Nigeria state and unending trolling of its people made me highlight the current challenges your country is bedevilled with. The least you Kenyans can do in your booming ICT sector is to settle for the scrubs in your local ICT sector that will soon be dominated by western companies (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Ericsson, Cisco, Siemens, Windows, Apple, Mastercard, Visa card, Oracle etc) and your newly adopted colonial master Chinese companies (Huawei, Tecno, Gionee, etc) and nothing for you outside the shore of Kenya you can take the 20 poorest countries. And don't forget that Your booming construction sector is also dominated by your newly adopted colonial Master Chinese companies.

ICT in Africa?

We all know the leaders!!!

http://siteresources.worldbank.org/EXTINFORMATIONANDCOMMUNICATIONANDTECHNOLOGIES/Resources/282822-1346223280837/ICTCompetitiveness.pdf&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiLudXXrZPWAhXNEVAKHbMCBh4QFggOMAs&usg=AFQjCNHu1amUx5m5nxIstWL_Sk4JWtm-mQ

https://answersafrica.com/top-10-most-technologically-advanced-countries-in-africa.html/2

realjoker....do u want to be d real realjoker? I said its alright.

Shaytun:



ICT in Africa?

We all know the leaders!!!

http://siteresources.worldbank.org/EXTINFORMATIONANDCOMMUNICATIONANDTECHNOLOGIES/Resources/282822-1346223280837/ICTCompetitiveness.pdf&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiLudXXrZPWAhXNEVAKHbMCBh4QFggOMAs&usg=AFQjCNHu1amUx5m5nxIstWL_Sk4JWtm-mQ

https://answersafrica.com/top-10-most-technologically-advanced-countries-in-africa.html/2

I have said it before here that I am yet to see a ranking that puts Kenya above Nigeria in ICT.

Shaytun:



ICT in Africa?

We all know the leaders!!!

http://siteresources.worldbank.org/EXTINFORMATIONANDCOMMUNICATIONANDTECHNOLOGIES/Resources/282822-1346223280837/ICTCompetitiveness.pdf&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiLudXXrZPWAhXNEVAKHbMCBh4QFggOMAs&usg=AFQjCNHu1amUx5m5nxIstWL_Sk4JWtm-mQ

https://answersafrica.com/top-10-most-technologically-advanced-countries-in-africa.html/2

your first link is broken please fix it I want to have a glance at it

shervydman:
realjoker....do u want to be d real realjoker? I said its alright.

I am done with them

I don't blame you, we Africans can not seem to even bear to hear that white man is actively working on our destruction.

Notice that nobody has even commented on imperialists conspiracy directly, it seems almost impossible for an African to openly criticise the white man.

As uncomfortable as it may make us Africans to hear about genocide the white are perpetrating against us, I will continue tell you about it.

Herein lies our problem in Africa,
1. The white man working to destroys
2. Our mentally enslavement preventing us from challenging and stopping him

They say that evil thrives when good men do nothing.

shervydman:


oh God of mercy.....I've heard u, I believe everything u say.

freshest4life and shaytun......coman carry ur uncle o.