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Don't Make Her Cry Please! by Nobody: 4:43am On Sep 04, 2016
Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner: N7,500 and Revlon Mascara: N8,500; then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation: N11,000; Zaron Blush: N15,000 and Mac Powder: N19,000. Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick: N12,000 and Avonlip Gloss: N5,000. A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about N78,000, so please, don't make her cry. But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline: N150 only. I can't shout ooooo.

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Re: Don't Make Her Cry Please! by christinnah(f): 6:30am On Sep 04, 2016
cheesy nice thinking !!!
Re: Don't Make Her Cry Please! by Nobody: 6:31am On Sep 04, 2016
#yawns

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