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Don't Make Her Cry Please! by Nobody: 4:43am On Sep 04, 2016 |
Don’t make a woman cry!
There is nothing as expensive as a
woman’s tears.
When a single drop of tear comes
out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye
Liner: N7,500 and Revlon Mascara:
N8,500; then when it rolls down the
cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder
Foundation: N11,000; Zaron Blush:
N15,000 and Mac Powder: N19,000.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips,
it gets mixed with Maybelline
Lipstick: N12,000 and Avonlip Gloss:
N5,000.
A single drop of a woman’s tear is
running for about N78,000, so please,
don't make her cry.
But you can make a man cry, it is
only Vaseline: N150 only.
I can't shout ooooo. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Don't Make Her Cry Please! by christinnah(f): 6:30am On Sep 04, 2016 |
nice thinking !!! |
Re: Don't Make Her Cry Please! by Nobody: 6:31am On Sep 04, 2016 |
#yawns |
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