Two lovebirds at a college (name withheld) in Thika
Town, Kenya, mid last week caused a scene when their
s*x session went awry.

According to SDE, desperate to redeem himself after his
girlfriend threatened to dump him for being clumsy
between the sheets, the male student, only identified as
Ricky, took libido-boosting pills before going for a
bedroom marathon with his disgruntled girlfriend.

However, things didn’t go as planned and the 24-year-
old fourth year student collapsed and fainted while
desperately trying to satisfy her, leading to a scandal
that left the students and staff members in shock.

SDE reports that a student in the know revealed that it
all began after Ricky came under sharp criticism from
his girlfriend over his boring and below par performance
between the sheets.

At his wit’s end, a panic-stricken Ricky, who was not
ready to be dumped, invested in the infamous blue pill
to fire up his loins.

However, what was expected to be steamy session
turned tragic after he reportedly started gasping for
breath before collapsing into a heap.

The terrified girl screamed, attracting students and
hostel wardens who ambulated him to the health unit. It
is alleged Ricky had earlier on shared his tribulations
with some of his friends with whom he brainstormed
and came up with possible solutions.

“He was desperate to turn around things for the better and finally redeem himself after friends shared with him tips. He took the pill and washed it down with alcohol, hoping it would help him give his best and eventually win back trust and favour from his girl,” a friend who sought anonymity told SDE

The source admitted that they had asked around for the
pills, which they hoped would salvage the relationship.

“He had lately been depressed and frustrated, after his girl threatened to dump him, for falling short of expectation during intimacy. We are not sure if he took an overdose, because we were told they are not harmful when taken in the right dosage,” said the terrified friend.
“Thank God he is still alive, we were really scared, cases of men who have given up the ghost after using the pills
wrongly are rife,” he added.

Ricky visited his girlfriend, hoping to cause fireworks,
only to be overwhelmed by the drug’s strong side
effects minutes later. While in his birthday suit, Ricky
was wrapped in a bed sheet and quickly rushed to the
institution’s health unit, as some of the students in the
hostel burst into gales of laughter.

Luckily, he was quickly attended to and regained
consciousness moments later.
His girlfriend, who had accompanied him to the health
unit, melted into the crowd to avoid embarrassment and
questioning.

Medics at the health facility expressed their shock at
why such a young man would resort to libido-boosting
pills when his systems and weapon of mass procreation
are expected to be in tip top condition.

Ricky, who has since become a subject of mockery,
was discharged but advised to seek counselling as well
as a long term solution to his low performance problem.

www.naijaonpoint.com/nigerian-news/serious-drama-as-college-student-faints-during-sx-marathon-with-girlfriend-see-details.html

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elvision1:
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Kenya and bad news be like APC and lie.. Kenya don dey take idea dey turn to Sodom and Gomora.. Though some guys dey 4uck up.. You think say to satisfy a woman dey put money 4ur account? Abi u think say dey go give you certificate or National honour. If you can stay 2mins 36secs my brother you don try. If she say she no dey ok abeg tell her to look for another person. Moreover when the thing dey sweet na when we dey pour akamu.. Na we go toast una, give una money yet come satisfy una? Haba!




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elvision1:



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elvision1:


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onstelly:

now I don't understand, what do you mean by that biko explain well for me

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elvision1:



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