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Re: by benega: 4:52pm On Sep 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
lol...

you're losing the Point...
Yes, Some mightn't be extremely Dope and all.. Buh girls that have it shouldn't Kill 'emseleves or think any less of 'emselves if they got it... I think they should rather flaunt it..

if I eventually earn 'em Stripes, It won't make me Feel any less human, or less beautiful.. I'd even flaunt it! Wear bikinis and whatnot...It ain't An infection and most definitely shouldn't be treated as one..

kwantinu

Re: by Laveda(f): 4:54pm On Sep 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
lol..
there are different levels of stretch marks sha..

I've been around tho... watching y'all do you your thing.
I just feel lazy to comment on threads these days... logging in sef is wahala.. Howayu tho?

I've missed you tho.. Your whole craze and everything.

I'm fine, yourself?

Re: by Nobody: 5:04pm On Sep 21, 2016

I wish to have tho,wonder y i dont have. angry

Re: by Nobody: 5:07pm On Sep 21, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 21, 2016

lanicky:

Your laziness is outta this world

] iffa throw you slap...

hardworking geh like me.. howayu jhoor?

Re: by Nobody: 5:19pm On Sep 21, 2016

Laveda:

I've missed you tho.. Your whole craze and everything.
I'm fine, yourself?

]
missed yah plenty sha... I'm Aight... just hating this week... bored Af..

Re: by Nobody: 5:20pm On Sep 21, 2016

Laveda:

I've missed you tho.. Your whole craze and everything.
I'm fine, yourself?

]
missed yah plenty sha... I'm Aight... just hating this week... bored Af..

Re: by larabae13(f): 5:20pm On Sep 21, 2016

iLegend:

Oh my gosh! Nicky l o o k at her lines. These kinda lines turn me on.

I like your type. People who take challenges even when they know they ain't capable. You go hear ween!

hey I knw I am capable I don't talk wah I can't do tongue

Re: by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 21, 2016

iLegend:

The moment celebrities begin to embrace it with boldness the entire world will follow suit.

Examples. Africans see having full blown hairs under the armpit as dirty, but the moment Usher and Chris Brown made it popular almost everyone NOW thinks it's cute on dudes.

Almost everyone??
Who the hell is Usher?

Count me out. Armpits should be free of hairs abeg.

If you must leave the hairs, pls don't touch the pubes....Females only... Men should shave or trim. Women should be jailed for 'attempted shaving' and released once the vegetation is back and dense as sambisa.

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Re: by FTBOY: 5:23pm On Sep 21, 2016

not completely in the same boat with you on this one, great ilegend.

while i agree that women who have them should not despise themselves (as it's not their own making), it's still not advisable for anyone to flaunt their stretch marks....they're not sexy. talk of public decency!
i'm a sucker for skinny PYT's but i'd take a 560kg yellow pig with irritable bowel syndrome over a shameless, stretch-mark-flaunting queen of England any day!

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Re: by Obembem: 5:23pm On Sep 21, 2016

iLegend post:

Hmmm! #DícksonRocks

I wish all the guys in this world will go on sex strike for a month or a year.

YOU ladies will get tired of using your fingers or dildòs. The real thing is the real thing.

After weeks or months of sexual frustration, the next thing will be to seduce mad men on the street for sex.

Example:

(With a sexy and girlie voice)

Lady: Hi, my name is Jessica, duh
Lady: You look cute
MadMan: Like seriously? Thanks, I know
Lady: I want you to have me for a night
MadMan: But, I'm a mad man
Lady: C'mon, it doesn't marra.
Lady: It's just a night and I'll drop you off early momo.
ManMan: I'm not interested
Lady: Okay, I understand. How much will you charge for a night?

At this point lesbians will be laughing at all the straight ladies. Hihihi

Now you see why díck rocks. If you don't have one, then you're missing a lot in this world.

Re: by lanicky(f): 8:11pm On Sep 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
]
iffa throw you slap...

hardworking geh like me..
howayu jhoor?

Iffa here.. Hardworking my a$$... undecided

Ayam fine

Re: by Nobody: 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2016

iLegend:

Hmmm! #DícksonRocks

I wish all the guys in this world will go on sex strike for a month or a year.

YOU ladies will get tired of using your fingers or dildòs. The real thing is the real thing.

After weeks or months of sexual frustration, the next thing will be to seduce mad men on the street for sex.

Example:

(With a sexy and girlie voice)

Lady: Hi, my name is Jessica, duh
Lady: You look cute
MadMan: Like seriously? Thanks, I know
Lady: I want you to have me for a night
MadMan: But, I'm a mad man
Lady: C'mon, it doesn't marra.
Lady: It's just a night and I'll drop you off early momo.
ManMan: I'm not interested
Lady: Okay, I understand. How much will you charge for a night?

At this point lesbians will be laughing at all the straight ladies. Hihihi

Now you see why díck rocks. If you don't have one, then you're missing a lot in this world.

[size=15pt] you can go ahead on the strike alone,, just to motivate us who can't
I can't stay a week without honeypot [/size]

Re: by gemale(m): 12:20am On Sep 22, 2016

Laveda:

A girl with stretch mark spotted.

Seriously Esther there's nothing sexy about it, looks more like the skin of a tiger.

Dt wld make me hope she's a tigress in bed. Grrrrr!!!!

Re: by gemale(m): 12:54am On Sep 22, 2016

lanicky:

Iffa here.. Hardworking my a$$...

Ayam fine

Ur lips.... Full, sensual & passion-arousing. Nw dts Triple threat.

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Re: by gemale(m): 1:01am On Sep 22, 2016

gbosaa:

Almost everyone??
Who the hell is Usher?

Count me out. Armpits should be free of airs abeg.

If you must leave the hairs, pls don't touch the pubes....Females only... Men should shave or trim. Women should be jailed for 'attempted shaving' and released once the vegetation is back and dense as sambisa.

Dude!!! Dts yucky. So a nigga wld choke 2 death cos he mistaken swallowed vj hair when gvn her head? Or a nigga groping around lyk d blind when looking 4 d klit 2 play wt. No thanks man. Shaved groin anytym.

Re: by Nobody: 1:12am On Sep 22, 2016

Men have stretch marks too... They won't admit it but lot of them has it...

Re: by Nobody: 5:04am On Sep 22, 2016

gemale:

Dude!!! Dts yucky. So a nigga wld choke 2 death cos he mistaken swallowed vj hair when gvn her head? Or a nigga groping around lyk d blind when looking 4 d klit 2 play wt. No thanks man. Shaved groin anytym.

It might be puck, yuck to you but its minge any day for me. 80s style for me any day, anytime. The ugliest part of a full female adult's anatomy is a clean shaven pubis.. shocked

. What da

.

No thanks. If my woman goes bald down there, she'll be on her own till its back to how nature intended it.

Btw I have some phobias and an adult female and I mean one that is up to 23 with no minge can cause me nightmares. Heaven forbid.

You can say yuck again. Minge to me is as sexy as phuck spelt with an f... Such women are for adult males. I don't eat toto by the way but if I start munching it tomorrow, I'll always use toothpick after.

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Re: by Twizzy30(m): 6:13am On Sep 22, 2016

Op is foooling himself. I don't have stretch mark tongue

and I hate it on people that have it

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Re: by Damfostopper(m): 9:39am On Sep 22, 2016

op ....na u sabi... as for me.... I hate stretch marks... if u remove cloth n I see it... my diick go just fall.... it's disgusting to me.... I Dnt av it n Dnt do people dat has it... Dnt know wat is sexy about it... it's damn irritating

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Re: by Fidelismaria: 11:08am On Sep 22, 2016

Hmmmm Wetin Person No Go See For Nl

Re: by nmreports: 1:30pm On Sep 22, 2016

I actually get turned on a lot by it.
It's definitely my sex language.
Weird.

Re: by asarebabson: 1:39pm On Sep 22, 2016

iLegend:

Hmmm! #DícksonRocks

I wish all the guys in this world will go on sex strike for a month or a year.

YOU ladies will get tired of using your fingers or dildòs. The real thing is the real thing.

After weeks or months of sexual frustration, the next thing will be to seduce mad men on the street for sex.

Example:

(With a sexy and girlie voice)

Lady: Hi, my name is Jessica, duh
Lady: You look cute
MadMan: Like seriously? Thanks, I know
Lady: I want you to have me for a night
MadMan: But, I'm a mad man
Lady: C'mon, it doesn't marra.
Lady: It's just a night and I'll drop you off early momo.
ManMan: I'm not interested
Lady: Okay, I understand. How much will you charge for a night?

At this point lesbians will be laughing at all the straight ladies. Hihihi

Now you see why díck rocks. If you don't have one, then you're missing a lot in this world.

u av killed it & therefore u r a killer. Lolz

Re: by asarebabson: 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2016

Estharfabian:
lol...

you're losing the Point...
Yes, Some mightn't be extremely Dope and all.. Buh girls that have it shouldn't Kill 'emseleves or think any less of 'emselves if they got it... I think they should rather flaunt it..

if I eventually earn 'em Stripes, It won't make me Feel any less human, or less beautiful.. I'd even flaunt it! Wear bikinis and whatnot...It ain't An infection and most definitely shouldn't be treated as one..

Just directly confess my dear & shame the devil, I still love u the way u are dear. Lolz

Re: by asarebabson: 1:46pm On Sep 22, 2016

Estharfabian:
lol...

you're losing the Point...
Yes, Some mightn't be extremely Dope and all.. Buh girls that have it shouldn't Kill 'emseleves or think any less of 'emselves if they got it... I think they should rather flaunt it..

if I eventually earn 'em Stripes, It won't make me Feel any less human, or less beautiful.. I'd even flaunt it! Wear bikinis and whatnot...It ain't An infection and most definitely shouldn't be treated as one..

Just directly confess my dear & shame the devil, I still love u any way dear. Lolz

Re: by Nobody: 1:54pm On Sep 22, 2016

Estharfabian:
lol.

#pussyOverDicks...
I love these boobies and honeypot I got working for me .. I ain't trading nothing for 'em Boring diicks...

See you. No sane mind will trade the d1ck for the perishable pu$$1. After age 35, the pu$$13$ aren't like what they used to be. Meanwhile a 50 yrs man d1ck will still be active and in good form.

Keep on lying to yourself. And again,did I hear you say that stretch marks are sexy? This is just the problem with you Nigerians girls . You don't work out, you carry all the stretch marks in the world and still think that you are sexy. Have you girls ever heard the word" delusion"?

Re: by Nobody: 2:59pm On Sep 22, 2016

asarebabson:
Just directly confess my dear & shame the devil, I still love u any way dear. Lolz

Re: by Nobody: 3:08pm On Sep 22, 2016

Avalon316:

See you. No sane mind will trade the d1ck for the perishable pu$$1. After age 35, the pu$$13$ aren't like what they used to be. Meanwhile a 50 yrs man d1ck will still be active and in good form.

Keep on lying to yourself. And again,did I hear you say that stretch marks are sexy? This is just the problem with you Nigerians girls . You don't work out, you carry all the stretch marks in the world and still think that you are sexy. Have you girls ever heard the word" delusion"?

lol. who says stretch goes away whenever you Work out?
LoL.. dude, how clueless could you be?

We got slim, skinny people, twig biitches with well pronounced stretch marks ...You definitely need some schooling...

...about the diick stuff... keep deluding yourself. diicks sags as much as pùssy does.. there's no arguing that!

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Re: by Nobody: 5:41pm On Sep 22, 2016

Estharfabian:

lol. who says stretch goes away whenever you Work out?
LoL.. dude, how clueless could you be?

We got slim, skinny people, twig biitches with well pronounced stretch marks ...You definitely need some schooling...

...about the diick stuff... keep deluding yourself. diicks sags as much as pùssy does.. there's no arguing that!

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Dicks sag? You need to be d1cked properly. The lack of d1cking is your biggest problem.

Unfortunately, you have the thinking that you can school me. Omashe

Re: by Nobody: 5:51pm On Sep 22, 2016

Avalon316:

Dicks sag? You need to be d1cked properly. The lack of d1cking is your biggest problem.

Unfortunately, you have the thinking that you can school me. Omashe

Adios Avalon!

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