Well as we all know, a bag of rice is now 22000 in some places like lagos and 25000 in some places like abuja while in banana island where i stay, it is sold for 160,000 per bag, even linda ikeji just bought 20 bags of rice recently

well back to the topic, since rice is costly and you know that you can't afford it, just cut your size according to your coat, sorry i mean cut your coast according to your side

so the list of foods you can buy in place of rice are
1- Beans and Egg- well, it may surprise you that beans is very cheap, your girlfriend will chop and belleful, and the egg would replace the chicken, it will help you to economise your cash in this buhari period, the only problem is the air pollution, but as a man, you can survive any condition, its love

2- Biscuit and purewater- well you can just buy digestive biscuit or fibre, like 10 biscuits, then carry it to the restaurant and order for purewater, so that they will know that you bought something in their restaurant, then balance in one romantic table with your girlfriend, thats all, so romantic

3- plantain chips and potatoe chips- well since there is no money for rice, just buy plantain chips, your girlfriend would love it, all you have to do is to put candle on the table, to make it more romantic and you can enjoy the sweet plantain chips mixed with vitamin D, F and Vitamin U, very nutritious

4- Egg roll and buns with coke- very romantic combination, a wife material would love you for giving her this combination on your romantic night, egg roll and buns is sold in all road outlets nationwide

5- Moimoi and Akara- some girls love moimoi and akara, so if you buy it for her, she will love you forever, just forget rice, buy moimoi today, and her love for you will multiply times 4

6- Yam and palm oil- very good and romantic combination


so incase you don't have money for rice and chicken, champange, rosey, salad, turkey, meat pie, pizza etc, just buy the little ones, economy di vewi vewi hard

beans and egg, moi-moi and akara? like seriously? you wan purge her

Lol

So childish

This thread belongs to broke nigga's...

Make ah fly out:

bqlekan:
beans and egg, moi-moi and akara? like seriously? you wan purge her

baba that is balanced diet, it contains vitamin D, vitamin G and vitamin T, beans and egg gives strong teeth, and long life

fairlyusedpant:

baba that is balanced diet, it contains vitamin D, vitamin G and vitamin T, beans and egg gives strong teeth, and long life

vitamin T? hahaha, brother, you need God. Change your ways
I know your plan is to extend her stay in your house by purging her..

ihejimagha:
So childish

babe, you know that some guys can't afford rice and chicken, because no bank alert yet, so this one na to hold body till bank alert don show

I love the combination



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaWCRkOZvYg

bqlekan:



vitamin T? hahaha, brother, you need God. Change your ways
I know your plan is to extend her stay in your house by purging her..

baba, how can i do that? Am a pastor son na, na recession cause am, we just have to cut our size according to our coat, sorry i mean tear our coat according to our side, economy odiro very easy

fairlyusedpant:

baba, how can i do that? Am a pastor son na, na recession cause am, we just have to cut our size according to our coat, sorry i mean tear our coat according to our side, economy odiro very easy

pastor son? I give up! nah una dey corrupt pass! bro, change your ways, Jesus is on His way! peace

Nwa nke a di very evil

Obi adiro gi mma..