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Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:29am On Sep 25, 2016

Yoruba guys have been the centre of controversy in recent times with many girls saying that they are the worst type of boyfriends to have.
The assumption has led to the creation of various memes slandering Yoruba boys or as they are popular called, “Yoruba demons.”
Well we’re here to tell you that you should TOTALLY date such a demon. Here’s why:

1. Yoruba boys are Swag daddies:
Yoruba boys are the kings of swag. Their signature white “agbadas” ooze class and street style like no other garment can. Even if the relationship doesn’t last, at least you can boast that you once dated a swag daddy.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:31am On Sep 25, 2016

2. He’ll improve your spiritual life:
Yoruba demons are guaranteed to drive you closer to God. Whether it’s praying for your boyfriend to be faithful or praying for healing after he shatters your heart, God will be your friend and it will be all because of your resident Yoruba demon.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Nobody: 10:31am On Sep 25, 2016

Front seat... tongue

So where's the Yoruba boiz in the house?

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:32am On Sep 25, 2016

3. You’ll never have a dull moment:
Depending on how high you rank on your Yoruba guy’s chick scale, you’re bound to go on a whole bunch of parties with him. These “owambes” will make your life interesting and give you a wealth of prospective suitors to choose from when the demon eventually breaks your heart. Just don’t choose another demon, I mean Yoruba boy.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Synzu(m): 10:33am On Sep 25, 2016

"Swag daddy's" must have a new meaning. grin

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:34am On Sep 25, 2016

4. He’ll make you creative:
Do you know a girl who always has the deepest stuff to say about relationships, love and heartbreak? She’s probably dating or has dated a Yoruba boy. Dating this class of guys is guaranteed to help you become a creative genius. Don’t believe me? Give it a try.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:35am On Sep 25, 2016

5. He’ll make you a human lie-detector:
Dating a Yoruba boy will help you catch liars quicker because if he’s a Yoruba demon, then lying is his middle name. Best believe it!

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:37am On Sep 25, 2016

6. He’ll help you recognize a good man when you eventually find one:
You will not be in the clutches of this demon forever, so when you’re rid of him, he’ll have shown you exactly what you DON’T want in a man.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Greenbullet(m): 10:58am On Sep 25, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Front seat... So where's the Yoruba boiz in the house?

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by YorubaDemon(m): 10:59am On Sep 25, 2016

Greenbullet:
.

nothing do you cool

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Debbywills(f): 11:16am On Sep 25, 2016

I prefer the Yorubas to the igbos grin

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Synzu(m): 11:32am On Sep 25, 2016

Debbywills:
I prefer the Yorubas to the igbos

We don't like you either tongue

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Taiofil(m): 11:44am On Sep 25, 2016

If u like hate yoruba boiz or even u can swear for dem sef... The truth is majority of ladies in and out of nigeria still prefer ''yoruba boiz''.

#statementoffact#

#proudlyyorubaboy#

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by unlimiteddammi(m): 11:44am On Sep 25, 2016

Synzu:

We don't like you either

WHY THE FCK U LYING... OH MY GOSH... STOP FCKING LYING...

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Debbywills(f): 12:00pm On Sep 25, 2016

Synzu:

We don't like you either

Choi, You can Vex o grin

I know is paining you but sorry, igbo guys are......

grin

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Nobody: 12:03pm On Sep 25, 2016

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by RENOWNED2(m): 12:05pm On Sep 25, 2016

Debbywills:
I prefer the Yorubas to the igbos

As You Dey Like Wetin Poverty Bless, You Still Think Say You Get Say?

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by fairlyusedpant: 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2016

Debbywills:

Choi, You can Vex o
I know is paining you but sorry, igbo guys are......

babe, your face looks familiar, are you titilayo ajimobi ekaette the girl that is dating okechukwu chinedu ogbodo the owner of oke shopping plaza dealers in all kinds of spare parts in oshodi market

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Ifakiland(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Front seat... So where's the Yoruba boiz in the house?

We here boo!!!! Op 12 crate of origin for u...all on me.

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by dollyjoy(f): 12:56pm On Sep 25, 2016

Quickest way to have high blood pressure is by checking your Yoruba b.fr phone. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh. grin

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Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Smellymouth: 12:57pm On Sep 25, 2016

dollyjoy:
Quickest way to have high blood pressure is by checking your Yoruba b.fr phone. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.

Happy new year ma.. grin

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by dollyjoy(f): 12:59pm On Sep 25, 2016

Smellymouth:

Happy new year ma..

SMELLO

are you Yoruba?? cheesy

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Smellymouth: 1:01pm On Sep 25, 2016

dollyjoy:
SMELLO

are you Yoruba??

Mbanu...

Proudly Hausa... cool

Kaduna all the way..

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Fidelismaria: 1:03pm On Sep 25, 2016

y wonda wat all dis poo is all bout

am a yoruba boy nd i dont do d aforementioned

infact na igbo boys be demon
igbo demon sounds beta

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Nobody: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2016

Yoruba man lipsrsealed

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by ILoveToFuCcK: 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2016

As a yoruba man we love fuckîng undecided

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Ifakiland(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2016

If his name is femi, yomi, kunle, Ayo, tomiwa, taiwo....don't mind him, he will break ur heart....I know u'll not hear, cos he told u "IM NOT AMONG THEM" abi...ok nah oya goan av ur hrt broken!

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by dollyjoy(f): 1:10pm On Sep 25, 2016

Smellymouth:

Mbanu...
Proudly Hausa...
Kaduna all the way..

Tell me the groom price.

Wanna marry you asap wink

Change begins with me cheesy

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Ifakiland(m): 1:12pm On Sep 25, 2016

dollyjoy:
Tell me the groom price.

Wanna marry you asap
Change begins with me

Dolly wa Fe mi....am not among d demons o. I'll brk ur heart....

....too much! Lolzzzzzz

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Smellymouth: 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2016

dollyjoy:
Tell me the groom price.

Wanna marry you asap

Change begins with me

20 goats..

15 bags of rice..

2 iPhone 7..

#3 million CASH!!! cheesy

Ayam waiting dearie.. cheesy

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 2:29pm On Sep 25, 2016

Yeah, we roll hot. But I don't break hearts. cheesy

Debbywills, I'm Yoruba o.

Re: Why You Should Date A Yorubademon by Debbywills(f): 6:31pm On Sep 27, 2016

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Yeah, we roll hot. But I don't break hearts.

Debbywills, I'm Yoruba o.

Lol....Welcome to the club grin

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